rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread

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Everyone who voted for the Iraq war is a steaming pile of shit

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

let me fix this for the record: we're faced with a decision between a literally steaming pile of shit and a figuratively steaming pile of shit. in 2016 the choice was between a literally steaming pile of shit and however we want to figuratively refer to hillary clinton

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

firm, but fair

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link

Hillary would’ve made a better president and seemed smart and alert and awake but ppl hated her guts and they don’t feel the same about Biden

this is my one hope for 2020, people were mobilized to vote against Hillary in ways they won't be for Biden. I had coworkers who hated her guts for no discernable reason. we rag on the GOP for the way they fired off bad-faith attacks on her for 20 years but it sure as hell paid off

I wouldn't bet a dollar on the outcome. I've generally thought GENERIC DEMOCRAT would win for the last couple of years and Trump will win people were just doomsayers, but so much of Trump's insanity seems to have been normalized and Biden is such a uniquely terrible candidate (we haven't even gotten to the BURISMA BURISMA BURISMA stage of things) that I wouldn't begin to guess how this will turn out.

well the fact that "the president doesn't have a functioning brain" is now normalized is probably a point in favor of Biden now, sadly. by and large this is just what we've always known, most voters don't care about racism, corruption, lying, dead people in foreign countries, etc. etc...but once they start losing their jobs and having people they know die as a direct result of the President's incompetence, things might change. murdering 1,500,000 brown people on false pretenses didn't hurt GWB. the financial crisis and Katrina did.

frogbs, Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:47 (four years ago) link

I honestly don’t think Trump comes off as nearly as senile as Biden. We’re mostly judging him on content but he’s still a pretty confident speaker. Biden genuinely sounds like my 92-year old grandfather in the final year ‘decline phase.’

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 9 April 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link

is this also the thread for "we're gonna have a Republican judiciary + sham elections for the rest of our lives"

lukas, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link

however we want to figuratively refer to hillary clinton

― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone)

if you're asking my preference, i would prefer we not refer to hillary clinton, figuratively or otherwise. that's probably not a reasonable request, but it just seems like picking at an old wound that will fucking never heal over.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:47 (four years ago) link

is this also the thread for "we're gonna have a Republican judiciary + sham elections for the rest of our lives"

― lukas

i feel like we should have a separate thread for long-term doom-mongering and we could try to keep this to 2020-only doom-mongering? but it's not my thread.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link

HRC is a white supremacist mass murderer who is partly responsible for this shitshow why should she get a pass

aaaaeeeeeeoooooooowwww (Left), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

So good to finally have someone on this board who can weigh in from The Left.

☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link

HRC is a white supremacist mass murderer who is partly responsible for this shitshow why should she get a pass

shit really? Perhaps there should be some congressional hearings.

cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link


I honestly don’t think Trump comes off as nearly as senile as Biden. We’re mostly judging him on content but he’s still a pretty confident speaker. Biden genuinely sounds like my 92-year old grandfather in the final year ‘decline phase.’

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, April 9, 2020 2:52 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i agree. i think it's hard to imagine Biden beating anyone but 799 people died in my state today of the virus trump was denying was a problem about a month ago so WHO KNOWS

treeship., Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link

Dumb asshole is gonna win, ffs

silby, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 01:13 (four years ago) link

This site has enough rolling 77 threads for griping.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 01:16 (four years ago) link

The thread title says what it’s for, it’s for this, so it doesn’t go in other threads

silby, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 01:22 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWFrynfU4AASTY5?format=jpg&name=medium

Low numbers for Biden in both Trust and Don't Trust, so he does have room to improve if he's able to become more visible

anvil, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 02:45 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWFrynfU4AASTY5?format=jpg&name=medium

anvil, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 02:46 (four years ago) link

its tough when every major news network gives a free 2 hour commercial to your opponent every single night

frogbs, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 02:54 (four years ago) link

in the main, no one's listening to whatever Biden says about covid-19, because he's not in a position to affect anything about it. people know that he's mostly irrelevant on that subject. it doesn't help that what he does manage to say is neutral boilerplate, stuff like 'I'd take effective action' that means nothing at all. I'd bet most of those trust vs. don't trust responders wouldn't be able to cite anything he said; it's just the usual tribal identification.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 03:48 (four years ago) link

We should get Joe some of the shit from Flowers for Algernon

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 04:27 (four years ago) link

he does have room to improve if he's able to become more visible

Also room to get worse. Seriously, I would be all over a GoFundMe to (1) buy that man a teleprompter, (2) pay a trusted advisor to keep him on script, and (3) get some of them Deepfake tech whizzes to mock up some coherent speeches using his generically likable face.

molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 13:47 (four years ago) link

he's gonna win every goddamn state https://t.co/RggsWIJkDH

— Andros of the Embers (@allahliker) April 21, 2020

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 13:51 (four years ago) link

of course he is

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/cU6gIdMgGi

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 20, 2020

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:01 (four years ago) link

i forgot how wildly popular the initial travel ban and the wall and border separations were, everyone loved all that shit, this guy's totally right.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:02 (four years ago) link

did we really need a new thread just for disgruntled sanders people to talk up trump?

iatee, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:03 (four years ago) link

I'd really like to see Biden put out an ad collecting all the times Trump made it sound like he wanted to fuck his daughter.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:06 (four years ago) link

Trump is going to be president until we're all dead.

Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link

He'll never do it xp

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link

ukilxors can't even be trusted to predict the results of uk elections

Mordy, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:33 (four years ago) link

Trump is going to be president until we're all dead.

― Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.)

only if he literally kills me

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:35 (four years ago) link

(xp) Not sure many, if any, predicted Corbyn would win tbf.

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:39 (four years ago) link

i remember the optimism during his campaign certainly from this point (8 months out from the election)

Mordy, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link

How Optimistic Are You?

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link

The optimism was always qualified. Not that it matters as to whether I'll copy and paste some fun tweets xp

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link

uk ilxors weren't stupid for hoping and people who are despairing right now aren't stupid for despairing

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:54 (four years ago) link

you can come up with another word for 'believes that election results aren't likely to be correlated w/ polling data'.

iatee, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

young voters are undercounted because they don’t use landlines, i totally read that

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link

every time Trump says "Sleepy Joe" there are a bunch of disgruntled Bernie supporters tweeting "holy FUCK he's gonna get 500 EVs" and it's super annoying

frogbs, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link

he is an unstoppable force, though also extremely stoppable by the guy who polled worse against him than joe biden

iatee, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link

I try to convince myself that "trump is gonna win" as an emotional shield in case it happens, plus the idea of investing in "biden is gonna win" is fucking sad (admittedly "trump is gonna one-term" appeals).

OTOH, what I sometimes think about is a friend's dad who voted for trump. He's a middle-class white guy who is literally in the infrastructure business and actually bought the idea that trump being pres would help him. But he's also married to a South American immigrant, and while I don't know him personally I am reasonably sure there's no chance he'll vote for trump again. I imagine there's at least a few other people like that, and I can't see anyone switching to trump at this point—even as hyperbole, "he's gonna win every goddamn state" makes you look like a dumbass. Going full throttle white nationalist isn't going to help him win, the thing to be worried about is disenfranchisement not trump's masterly "political campaigning skills."

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

Going full throttle white nationalist isn't going to help him win, the thing to be worried about is disenfranchisement not trump's masterly "political campaigning skills."

this

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

ultimately Trump had two big selling points for persuadable voters in 2020 - "at least the economy is doing well" and "yeah he's an incompetent racist dumbass but none of that really affects ME...", and now we're in a situation where millions are losing their jobs, 100,000 Americans will die, and the economy is cratering, and a lot of that can be traced back to Trump's incompetence. I just don't know who he *gains* in 2020.

frogbs, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

like one thing I heard a lot in 2016 was "what's the worst that can happen, things already suck for us and the Presidency is mostly a show job" and well, now we know

frogbs, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link

can we lock this thread?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

all true, but also

none of that really affects ME.

He could lose a few handfuls of voters out of sheer stupidity. I mean I haven't looked up the numbers or anything, but another thing to consider: I am a straight white man who normally isn't subject to trump's attacks...except I'm an immigrant (I was a baby, but it's not like I forgot)

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

can we lock this thread?

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 21, 2020 9:38 AM (thirty-three seconds ago)

If we do I’m gonna have to post “Trump is gonna win” when I’m stressed out in other threads instead of this one which I made so I wouldn’t do that!!

silby, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

ftr, I approve of this thread's existence! Give me a few weeks and I'll probably post something stressed out myself; I almost did after watching Biden on Desus & Mero

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link

If we do I’m gonna have to post “Trump is gonna win” when I’m stressed out in other threads instead of this one which I made so I wouldn’t do that!!

― silby, Tuesday, April 21, 2020

I'd prefer that option; this is just one more thread to worry about.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link

I appreciate your concern for my acid reflux I guess!

silby, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link

She basically ran as a Paul Ryan Republican

no

flopson, Saturday, 9 November 2024 14:58 (one week ago) link

Yeah, I think of Ryan primarily as an economic libertarian who wanted to slash the welfare state. To the extent that Harris positioned herself more to the center, it was mostly on matters of national security rather than economics.

jaymc, Saturday, 9 November 2024 16:10 (one week ago) link

(Which is not to say that her economic positions were uniformly progressive, but they were within the mainstream of the Democratic Party.)

jaymc, Saturday, 9 November 2024 16:15 (one week ago) link

Hmm I should be prepping “Trumpflation” “Trumpoverty” “Trump-elder-poverty” “Trumpdeportation” “Trump-incarcero-slavery to make up for deportations” “Trumpdestruction of judicial norms” “Trumprivitization and Trumpdestruction of public goods” and “Trumpcivilrightsdenial” files and threads just to add to like, the usual Trump idiocy racism rapist criming and usual stuff.

And if I’m wrong for the utility of such things, well I’m wrong yet again.

sparkling hebroic couplet (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 November 2024 18:12 (six days ago) link

Trumpderdome

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 November 2024 18:20 (six days ago) link

None of them. Keep your sanity by keeping his name out of the way.

guillotine vogue (suzy), Tuesday, 12 November 2024 19:10 (six days ago) link

guys I think Trump might win

Joe Boudin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 November 2024 19:23 (six days ago) link

shut your mouth

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 November 2024 19:24 (six days ago) link

he does have a 1.4% lead tbh

et a earwig (sic), Tuesday, 12 November 2024 22:42 (six days ago) link

Polls are bullshit tho

velcromagnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 November 2024 23:58 (six days ago) link

Most of his 2020 voters died of Covid. Don’t worry.

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 November 2024 03:26 (five days ago) link

Biden Woulda Won

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 13 November 2024 03:57 (five days ago) link

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson from our many discussions about how the election was progressing: predicting the future is hard.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 November 2024 03:59 (five days ago) link

predicting one we *like*

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 November 2024 11:24 (five days ago) link

I am living in the present. One day at a time.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 13 November 2024 11:54 (five days ago) link

Starring Bonnie Franklin and Valerie Bertinelli

velcromagnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 November 2024 13:05 (five days ago) link

I was annoyed by many of unperson's posts, too

I just dipped in to the post-election-morning uspol thread and genuinely lol:

Having these conversations in our house this morning. I had a book published by a German publisher this year, which might help with an artist's visa for Berlin. But the lazy/easier option might be to leave Montana for Colorado. Or drive north to Canada, but we'd be in the middle of their hard-right prairie, and have to head for the west coast.

et a earwig (sic), Sunday, 17 November 2024 21:06 (yesterday) link

(lol re the post being made at all, but especially at then returning to scolding itt)

et a earwig (sic), Sunday, 17 November 2024 21:06 (yesterday) link


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