Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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apparently he's actually wearing the mask, "backstage", but refuses to wear it out where the cameras are? trump's vanity about his appearance vs his vanity about his reputation among his dumbass followers, T/S

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:30 (six years ago)

or of course his constant desire to seem on a higher level than everyone else, like he doesn't have to follow the same rules (because look - he doesn't)

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:31 (six years ago)

fucking asshole

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 May 2020 06:31 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/vkn7YsL.jpg
"I, the President, am in no way naked and am actualy wearing fine, fine new garments."

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Friday, 22 May 2020 07:05 (six years ago)

One of the potential side effects of his pet antimalarial drug is... hair loss.

I bless 2 Chainz down in Africa (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 May 2020 12:27 (six years ago)

there's zero chance he's actually taking it, right?

frogbs, Friday, 22 May 2020 17:27 (six years ago)

is that Kayleigh McEnany there in the background...also not wearing a mask?

Dan S, Friday, 22 May 2020 17:47 (six years ago)

Sure looks like her, gotta make sure the new boss isn't displeased.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 May 2020 17:50 (six years ago)

Wonder who the facepalm guy is?

Alert! The virus lives (Matt #2), Friday, 22 May 2020 17:54 (six years ago)

Can someone in the press ask him why he's too chickenshit to have his photo taken with a mask, and get him to confirm whether or not it's derangement as a side effect of taking chloro?

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Friday, 22 May 2020 18:56 (six years ago)

Sorry, only pre-approved and pre-screened questions from OANN are allowed to be presented to Dear Leader on days when he hasn't had his nap.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 22 May 2020 19:23 (six years ago)

After seeing that pic of him wearing the 'Presidential' mask, I find it strange that Trump chose hardmanning against masks instead of really going in on tacky MAGA & 45-branded masks (that ultimately would be less safe than regular masks).

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 May 2020 19:55 (six years ago)

tacky MAGA & 45-branded masks (that ultimately would be less safe than regular masks).

IIRC they made some. They were made out of glossy cardboard, looked like shit, and offered absolutely no protection.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 22 May 2020 20:02 (six years ago)

He explicitly stated that he didn't want to give the media the satisfaction of seeing him in a mask. So all this is yet another "own the libs" moment. The more oxygen we give it the more it feeds the MAGAgasm.

I bless Bad Brains down in Africa (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 May 2020 20:06 (six years ago)

The conservative Catholic ideologue who wore a mask he found in the gutter to own the libs is my fave

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 22 May 2020 21:10 (six years ago)

Trump's wig literally hazard yellow in that pic

nashwan, Friday, 22 May 2020 21:21 (six years ago)

He is unable to use the word "negative" when it's about himself.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/498990-trump-on-his-latest-coronavirus-test-i-tested-positively-toward

StanM, Friday, 22 May 2020 23:39 (six years ago)

It's bad that he surrounds himself with criminals; it's hilarious that he surrounds himself with idiots.

Kayleigh McEnany announced today that Trump was donating part of his presidential salary to HHS. She displayed one of his checks during the announcement.

She also displayed Trump's private bank account and routing numbers.https://t.co/UZhANooYA6

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 23, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 23 May 2020 11:45 (six years ago)

It's bad that he surrounds himself with criminals; it's hilarious that he surrounds himself with idiots.

🐦[Kayleigh McEnany announced today that Trump was donating part of his presidential salary to HHS. She displayed one of his checks during the announcement.

She also displayed Trump’s private bank account and routing numbers.https://t.co/UZhANooYA6🕸
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 23, 2020🕸]🐦


Again, Tim Heidecker’s On Cinema character actually anticipates Trump.

Boring, Maryland, Saturday, 23 May 2020 17:36 (six years ago)

honestly surprised it took him this long to get golfing

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 May 2020 18:02 (six years ago)

hang on didn’t he make a big deal about not taking a salary when he was elected

a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 May 2020 18:52 (six years ago)

yes, he theatrically donates it every month, while rorting hundreds of millions more out in expenses and personal grift

Bleeqwot (sic), Saturday, 23 May 2020 19:02 (six years ago)

All I know about the Joe Scarborough case is what's in here, but this is creepy.

http://www.cnn.com/2020/05/26/media/trump-joe-scarborough-conspiracy-theory/index.html

clemenza, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:40 (six years ago)

If it wasn't so infuriating, it would be hilarious to watch Twitter constantly rewriting their rules to justify keeping whatever Trump shits out up.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:45 (six years ago)

trump is -- you guessed it -- increasingly isolated

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/05/trump-whines-about-his-covid-19-victimhood-as-campaign-flails

mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 21:20 (six years ago)

As one prominent Republican put it: “Right now the only person who can change the dynamic is Joe Biden.”

Joe Biden: Allright, who are we talking to today?

DJI, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 21:34 (six years ago)

He's such a fucking dangerous pathetic asshole
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-calls-mask-wearing-politically-correct-biden-calls-him-a-fool/2020/05/26/a58025e6-9f9c-11ea-81bb-c2f70f01034b_story.html

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 06:20 (six years ago)

Joe Biden can wear a mask, but he was standing outside with his wife, perfect conditions, perfect weather ... And so I thought it was very unusual that he had one on

...whaaa? Does he think its worse if it's raining or windy or something? Is this guy high?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 07:06 (six years ago)

@realDonaldTrump
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There is NO WAY (ZERO!) that Mail-In Ballots will be anything less than substantially fraudulent. Mail boxes will be robbed, ballots will be forged & even illegally printed out & fraudulently signed.

Cool that he is letting us know his plan in advance.

nashwan, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 10:01 (six years ago)

You've got to hand it to him!

my neighbor’s sister told me she didn’t vote for trump last time but she thinks she will now specifically because of his coronavirus response: “he didn’t have to do a stimulus but he did it. gotta give him credit.” christ

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) May 27, 2020

Alba, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 13:27 (six years ago)

Out of his own pocket, to boot!

pomenitul, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 13:28 (six years ago)

It's astounding to me that these people remember to swallow after they've chewed up their food.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 13:30 (six years ago)

Does anyone care to point out to Trump that Australia's done absentee mail-in, and pre-polling day voting, for forever without any issues at all?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 23:17 (six years ago)

yeah but that only works because you guys are upside-down, gravity will prevent us from making it work here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 23:18 (six years ago)

Like wtf does he think his own citizens in the military and at foreign embassies do?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 23:19 (six years ago)

xpost lolol

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 23:19 (six years ago)

He probably thinks kangaroos vote there tho.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 23:19 (six years ago)

shhh don't tell anyone!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 23:20 (six years ago)

Our population is actually only about 10thousand, the rest of the census was signed by roos and dropbears also this is why no one here has the rona - we're not humans.

...I mean THEYRE not. Erm.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 23:21 (six years ago)

Trayce, he votes absentee himself. Nothing that he says publicly, ever, has anything to do with either a fact nor a genuine belief that he holds.

massage angry pixels (sic), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 23:25 (six years ago)

Good point.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 23:29 (six years ago)

this has nothing to do with actual fraud, and is only about stopping people they do not want to vote from voting, and casting doubt and confusion over the voting process, so that if they lose, they can say it was due to fraud.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 23:59 (six years ago)

Truth is never an effective counter to American exceptionalism.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 28 May 2020 00:14 (six years ago)

Trump and the GOP's entire worldview is that the people who do not vote for them are illegitimate

frogbs, Thursday, 28 May 2020 00:15 (six years ago)

He WON and he still whinged about fraudulent voting didnt he? I have to stop thinking about this turd in a wig. It is angrying up my blood and I dont even live in the US.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 May 2020 00:54 (six years ago)

Republicans should take heart, inspire of compulsory voting, pre-polling and mail in ballots; Australia still elects a parade of fascist shitweasels into government.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 28 May 2020 03:07 (six years ago)

Well yes, this is (mostly) true but in our defence, they won legitimately because everyone in this country loves a man in uniform.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 May 2020 04:37 (six years ago)

Compulsory voting probably favors incumbent parties and candidates even more than our model, because you’re encouraging the CGLOAF demographic to come out and vote.

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massage angry pixels (sic), Thursday, 28 May 2020 07:02 (six years ago)

Trump and McEnany said Trump had to vote by mail because he couldn't be in Florida to do it in person.

Wrong. He was there for 2 full early voting days. A voting site was *across the street from his golf club.* He drove past it 6 times.@Kevinliptakcnn: https://t.co/EaZBU73F4Z

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) May 28, 2020

massage angry pixels (sic), Thursday, 28 May 2020 09:10 (six years ago)


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