Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

"inspecting his bunker" is a euphemism, right

This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended. https://t.co/KPd9Od1zTE

— Dylan Marron (@dylanmarron) June 3, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEbjpVnLv2c

pic.twitter.com/aO5lYKogXw

— Kim Gordon (@KimletGordon) June 8, 2020

Simply beautiful.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2020-06-08/trump-insecure-tweet-issa-rae-response

LOL

Kayleigh McEnany then reads it, says it is “directly from President. He spent a good bit of time working on that.” https://t.co/rLZbwIWmDA

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) June 10, 2020

Stick it on the fridge imo

Man the extraneous capitalization thing is such a marker for advanced Dunning-Kreuger syndrome.

sorry, Dunning-Kruger (extraneous letters are some other syndrome)

But if the suggestion that one (or more! Why not?) could be renamed Fort Trump comes up...

Not only Winning, but also Victory!

Thought Brag more like

Why does he care about this? Did someone suggest naming a base after a woman or African American or something?

I guess Legendary and Fabled are apt for someone who cheated their way out of the draft

too bad they weren't named Fort Weakness in Sadtown, Fort Buttz in Buttzonia, Fort Empathy in SJWville, etc. something tells me they'd be a lot more willing to change those names, even considering our military's long storied past of winning, victory, and freedom

but instead, they were neutrally named after a bunch of racists who tried to secede over slavery, so there's just no way to even consider it

even nascar is less racist than donald trump

BREAKING: The Confederate flag has just been BANNED from all NASCAR events and properties, effective immediately.

— Jeff Gluck (@jeff_gluck) June 10, 2020

he'll probably issue an executive order demanding Nascar allow the flag

Not trying to draw a false equivalence because these symbols are legitimately hurtful, but it is nice to see “our” side playing the cultural flashpoint game in an election year rather than just sitting around while the right works itself into a lather over Sesame Street

yeah going on the offense is a nice change

would be great if that continued in other areas

Why does he care about this? Did someone suggest naming a base after a woman or African American or something?

― DJI, Wednesday, June 10, 2020 3:40 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

David Petraeus article in The Atlantic -> https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/06/take-confederate-names-off-our-army-bases/612832/

And the dudness continues.

There’s no way that Trump doesn’t know who won the Civil War, right?

— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) June 10, 2020

get stooped, 2scoops

"It was a great war, a beautiful war. There were good people on both sides. The Republican Party won that war, President Lincoln. Not a lot of people know this, but Abraham Lincoln was a Republican"

xpost -- probably something like that

Really hope this is genuine

Wow, that was a wild few minutes where the actual President of the USA was following me on Twitter and even sent me a message. Shame it ended so badly 😭 pic.twitter.com/KejDKTleNu

— Liam Bennett (@ljkbennett) June 11, 2020

"the democrat party were the REAL racists... but also, what the south was doing was good," xxp

lol he has the S.S. trending

btw I saw film of George Wallace saying "brave ppl on both sides" of the Civil War last night

Here's the transcript of Trump's remarks on how Abraham Lincoln "did good, although it's always questionable, you know, in other words, the end result..." pic.twitter.com/HhvlDqlYCU

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) June 12, 2020

How many dogs are going to lose their hearing from all this whistling?

I hear more and more people are calling him Honest Abe.

It's going to feel so goddamn good when he's no longer alive.

I’ve never danced on a grave before, but over the past 3.5 years I’ve really planned out some great choreography for when I get the chance.

Trump Memorial Grave Dancefloor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t4-zDem1Sk

What are the odds that he has soured on Lincoln a little because he blames him for the Lincoln Project ads?

"Lincoln is being recognized more and more, but I think, frankly, maybe he is being recognized a little too much."

"Not many people know this, but Abe Lincoln's hands were pretty small."

Internet is saying he was a disaster at the West Point graduation today. Couldn't pronounce MacArthur's, messed up Ulysses Grant, could barely walk down a ramp ...

Is the President of the United States physically well? pic.twitter.com/6R4GExT0KL

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 13, 2020

Trump still hasn't totally figured out how to drink water pic.twitter.com/IO8CDXmD9i

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 13, 2020

Maybe he had a stroke?

Don’t know about the glass, but the ramp thing is clearly the effect of his 2-3 inch shoe lifts (see also: centaur pose)

Watch his left leg vs right. The left leg is the one inching forward, the right leg barely bends.

He also purses his lips in deep concentration, like a cartoon monkey.

it’s fine when he hits the ground, trump famously has neuroses re: stairs and ramps and inclines

What about the water?

he’s just an idiot

It took over a decade for stress to kick Hitler's Parkinson's into overdrive, Trump is much weaker just weaker all around not good.

the ramp thing is clearly the effect of his 2-3 inch shoe lifts

kind of steep ramp with no handrail. plus there's his famously poor eyesight that he's too vain to correct with glasses. sorry to disappoint, but there's no evidence of a stroke that I can see.