oh ok so we should build a neoprimitive society with 7 billion people on the planet, that should go well
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:39 (five years ago)
well the 19th century was when much of the world's population urbanized
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:40 (five years ago)
this isn't a reformist thread
NV otm
they are agents of capital and should be shown no remorse or mercy
― sleeve, Friday, 5 June 2020 16:40 (five years ago)
as i said, the police as constituted today are very much a function of the capitalist societies that introduced them, form something else by all means but the police institutions we have were rotten at conception
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:41 (five years ago)
and they don't keep us safe, either
― sleeve, Friday, 5 June 2020 16:41 (five years ago)
this seems as good a place as any to vent: my local solidarity rally tomorrow is not allowing anti-police signs. I wish them the best with it but I'm going to pass. Small city in Canada.
― maffew12, Friday, 5 June 2020 16:41 (five years ago)
there's probably other threads for cautiously liking the police tbf
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:42 (five years ago)
Without first dismantling capitalism, there's no practical difference between abolishing the police and privatising it.
I don't think short-term commitment to abolition can be used as a gatekeeping device for conversations about how to move forward from where we are now.
― ShariVari, Friday, 5 June 2020 16:43 (five years ago)
it is true that we must first seize the means of production before the withering away of the state can occur
― contorted filbert (harbl), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:46 (five years ago)
anyway the specific bone of contention was that the police are not a natural offshoot of the state of nature who must always be with us as sinful fallen humans
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:49 (five years ago)
thank you, yes that is what I was saying
― sleeve, Friday, 5 June 2020 16:50 (five years ago)
You know that old canard, "It's easy to criticize the police but you'll soon change your tune when you actually need them"? Well, I think I've said it here before but whenever I've actually needed the police - break-ins, muggings etc - they have proved to be completely useless and generally given the impression they couldn't give a flying fuck.
― Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:50 (five years ago)
Add laziness and ineptitude to their list of sins.
― Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:51 (five years ago)
here here, NV. I will have to work to have this discussion more, locally, soon.
― maffew12, Friday, 5 June 2020 16:53 (five years ago)
ok just spitballing here but what if we abolished the police
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:54 (five years ago)
hm interesting expand on that
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:54 (five years ago)
the first time i got burgled the first 15 minutes of interaction with the cops was persuading them we hadn't done it ourselves cos we lived on a "bad" estate
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:54 (five years ago)
love to burgle myself
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:00 (five years ago)
in the US last year, the $ seized by cops in (largely illegal imo) forfeitures was greater than the amount lost in actual burglaries
I’m seeing people ask things like “But if there are no police who will go after RAPISTS???” and well I have some very bad news for those folks— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) June 5, 2020
― sleeve, Friday, 5 June 2020 17:06 (five years ago)
the only problem w not having any cops is who will we arrest the cops with
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:10 (five years ago)
Thank you, sleeve.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Friday, 5 June 2020 18:14 (five years ago)
I prefer the defund/shrink approach to abolish.
man alive i know you're p well read so i'm surprised to see you attack police abolitionism with...the way most police abolitionist orgs describe the path to abolishing the police
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 5 June 2020 18:26 (five years ago)
I’m definitely not well read and um, yeah, exactly.
― brimstead, Friday, 5 June 2020 19:17 (five years ago)
yes, whether you see it as a reform/end in itself or as a step on the path to abolishment it's an excellent set of demands people should be able to get behind
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:19 (five years ago)
I don't know a single person who has ever had a positive experience with the police
Part of public support for the police is misplaced liking of actors in endless cop shows, the most insidious form of propaganda out there. Abolish TV studios
― anvil, Friday, 5 June 2020 19:34 (five years ago)
endless cop shows, the most insidious form of propaganda out there
otm. going all the way back to The Andy Griffith Show and Dragnet.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 5 June 2020 19:59 (five years ago)
and Deputy Dawg
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:01 (five years ago)
anybody want to comment on the abolishment and replacement of the Royal Ulster Constabulary?
― lukas, Friday, 5 June 2020 20:05 (five years ago)
fine idea. I endorse it.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:06 (five years ago)
mostly "lol, fuck the RUC"
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:07 (five years ago)
It was weird to open this thread and not see a gang of yank libs calling abolitionists immature dumb idiots who are probably 11 years old or something but I take that more as a sign of the moment than any kind of indication that this isn’t Chinatown
― What fash heil is this? (wins), Friday, 5 June 2020 20:35 (five years ago)
This was a Good Thing and ultimately necessary; the RUC as a ‘brand’ was toxic for too many normal people by the GFA
― Master of Treacle, Friday, 5 June 2020 21:26 (five years ago)
Even American police forces have nothing on those guys.
― Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:04 (five years ago)
came up with more ideas for police reform that will be as ineffective as anything proposed by 8 Can't Wait pic.twitter.com/eK9Aj6KpMA— ben wasserman (@benwassertweet) June 4, 2020
― contorted filbert (harbl), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:48 (five years ago)
thoughts and prayers is a weak ending, "make guns too big to hold" and "no ice cream before bed" have I Think You Should Leave vibes tho
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:50 (five years ago)
yeah, i would like to remove thoughts and prayers from the platform
― contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 6 June 2020 00:03 (five years ago)
no fuck it abolish the police
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 6 June 2020 01:47 (five years ago)
anyone wanna give me talking point to use on a friend who thinks that defunding the police and dismantling the unions "sets an anti-labor precedent"
(note: he is a 50-something hippie lifelong bus drive diehard union member who puts labor first)
― sleeve, Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:19 (five years ago)
I have to admit I have a tough time on that point bc it feels like teachers' unions will be next in line
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:30 (five years ago)
If we abolish the police wouldn’t they just be replaced by private security forces who would not even be *nominally* required to protect the safety of the public (vs private property)?
― treeship., Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:31 (five years ago)
ask your diehard union friend whether it is more important that unarmed black men die or that effectively addressing their murders "sets an anti-labor precedent", because he has to recognize that these are the choices. it might resonate to ask "which side are you on?"
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:33 (five years ago)
I think we need to transform how policing works and many of the social problems we see as police issues should be handled by social workers. Military training of cops needs to be banned outright; de-escalation must be required.
I think we should create a model of criminal justice that emphasizes rehabilitation and reintegration into society. Everyone who is released from jail should have a job lined up with a living wage.
I think a lot of things. One thing I don’t think is that we should have a weaker public sector.
― treeship., Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:34 (five years ago)
btw, I helped to organize my fellow school bus drivers from an non-union shop into a unionized bargaining unit.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:35 (five years ago)
Maybe existing police unions should be dismantled because they support a horrific status quo, who knows. Police abolition seems like a meaningless phrase to me because there are rapes and murders in america and we need to have someone address these issues.
― treeship., Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:36 (five years ago)
the tru pro labor version is that cops are class traitors who suppress other workers.
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:40 (five years ago)
^ yes
― contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:42 (five years ago)
it would probably violate various laws to eliminate police unions but they could be expelled by their affiliates and lose resources. i can't see how that would harm teachers or other public sector unions in any way.
― contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:46 (five years ago)
do other unions actually kill people? i mean, not through negligence. like in their day-to-day
― Nhex, Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:47 (five years ago)
yeah and it's not just the fact of killing people it's that the union is used to defend this behavior through paying for lawyers for criminal and trial board cases, bargaining for agreements that help police avoid any other accountability, resisting any positive change in department rules, and making contributions to anti-worker candidates for office. all of the benefits of being labor with none of the solidarity.
― contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:51 (five years ago)
benefits to the individual cops, i mean, of being organized
― contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:52 (five years ago)
how awful do you have to be when fucking ICE is like "whoa cowboy, simmer down a bit"
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:37 (eight months ago)
https://archive.ph/6Jlo0
New details about police activity after lawmaker shootings raise questions about responseThe Minnesota Star Tribune found that Brooklyn Park police waited more than 60 minutes to enter the Hortman home and that several law enforcement agencies were unaware of the situation for hours.By Jeff Day and Ryan FairclothFrom the first 911 call, moments after Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffman and his wife, Yvette, were shot at their home in the early morning of June 14, police knew a masked gunman was impersonating an officer, had targeted a politician and was on the move.Yet it would take 10 hours for law enforcement to systematically alert lawmakers to the exact nature of the danger they faced. Communication across a patchwork of agencies was also spotty, leaving some officials unaware of the threat for hours and raising questions about whether the suspect, Vance Boelter, could have been caught earlier.In at least one instance, police didn’t follow their own procedures when they responded to attacks on the homes of lawmakers. The shootings killed Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, and wounded the Hoffmans.A Minnesota Star Tribune investigation has found new details about the law enforcement response to the shootings, including:--The initial 911 call, made at 2:05 a.m. by the Hoffmans’ daughter, Hope, included the fact that the suspect was disguised as a police officer and wearing a mask.--In a deviation from department policy, Brooklyn Park police waited more than an hour to enter the home of Melissa Hortman after watching Mark Hortman get shot in the doorway.--New Hope police didn’t immediately communicate an officer’s interaction with Boelter, which occurred after the Hoffmans were shot but before the Hortmans were killed.--Some police officers and legislators weren’t made fully aware of the threat for several hours.
The Minnesota Star Tribune found that Brooklyn Park police waited more than 60 minutes to enter the Hortman home and that several law enforcement agencies were unaware of the situation for hours.
By Jeff Day and Ryan Faircloth
From the first 911 call, moments after Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffman and his wife, Yvette, were shot at their home in the early morning of June 14, police knew a masked gunman was impersonating an officer, had targeted a politician and was on the move.Yet it would take 10 hours for law enforcement to systematically alert lawmakers to the exact nature of the danger they faced. Communication across a patchwork of agencies was also spotty, leaving some officials unaware of the threat for hours and raising questions about whether the suspect, Vance Boelter, could have been caught earlier.In at least one instance, police didn’t follow their own procedures when they responded to attacks on the homes of lawmakers. The shootings killed Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, and wounded the Hoffmans.A Minnesota Star Tribune investigation has found new details about the law enforcement response to the shootings, including:
--The initial 911 call, made at 2:05 a.m. by the Hoffmans’ daughter, Hope, included the fact that the suspect was disguised as a police officer and wearing a mask.--In a deviation from department policy, Brooklyn Park police waited more than an hour to enter the home of Melissa Hortman after watching Mark Hortman get shot in the doorway.--New Hope police didn’t immediately communicate an officer’s interaction with Boelter, which occurred after the Hoffmans were shot but before the Hortmans were killed.--Some police officers and legislators weren’t made fully aware of the threat for several hours.
Police are worthless and serve no beneficial function
― rob, Saturday, 26 July 2025 20:10 (seven months ago)
Uvalde settled any debate over the necessity of police in their current form, but there's something awful about this case where abolishing the police would also have made the killer's tactics much less effective (see also all the psychos impersonating ICE)
― rob, Saturday, 26 July 2025 20:13 (seven months ago)
pigs are the most sensitive babies in the world:
https://bsky.app/profile/joeyneverjoe.bsky.social/post/3mc77vzzcqc2g•••MESSAGE FROM THELOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENTThe Department is aware and deeply concerned about an incident that occurred at a local coffee shop in the city of Norwalk on Friday, January 9th, in which a deputy, who had stopped for coffee, was deliberately served a cup bearing a hand-drawn image of a pig, which is commonly used to demean law enforcement.This action was extremely offensive, inappropriate, and unacceptable. The deputy quickly reported the incident to the store manager, who advised that the matter would be investigated.Upon learning about this incident from the employee, the Sheriff immediately escalated the matter and contacted an individual in the coffee company's corporate security division to formally raise concerns and to ensure accountability.In addition, the Sheriff spoke directly with the deputy to check on his well-being, convey his full support, and make it clear that disrespectful actions will not be tolerated against our personnel.Our deputies serve this community with professionalism, dedication, and commitment, often under difficult and dangerous circumstances. Our deputies are part of the community and deserve to be treated respectfully and with basic human dignity. Acts that promote hostility and division toward law enforcement undermine community trust and public safety.Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department
•••MESSAGE FROM THELOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENTThe Department is aware and deeply concerned about an incident that occurred at a local coffee shop in the city of Norwalk on Friday, January 9th, in which a deputy, who had stopped for coffee, was deliberately served a cup bearing a hand-drawn image of a pig, which is commonly used to demean law enforcement.
This action was extremely offensive, inappropriate, and unacceptable. The deputy quickly reported the incident to the store manager, who advised that the matter would be investigated.Upon learning about this incident from the employee, the Sheriff immediately escalated the matter and contacted an individual in the coffee company's corporate security division to formally raise concerns and to ensure accountability.
In addition, the Sheriff spoke directly with the deputy to check on his well-being, convey his full support, and make it clear that disrespectful actions will not be tolerated against our personnel.
Our deputies serve this community with professionalism, dedication, and commitment, often under difficult and dangerous circumstances. Our deputies are part of the community and deserve to be treated respectfully and with basic human dignity. Acts that promote hostility and division toward law enforcement undermine community trust and public safety.
Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department
― rob, Monday, 12 January 2026 18:16 (one month ago)
the Sheriff spoke directly with the deputy to check on his well-being
https://bestfriends.org/sites/default/files/inline-files/Pig-groups-Geneser-Doogie-Napping-1370MW.jpg?SojWjBV82Z9V1MSzcTGIWBDv6V.ipSuf
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Monday, 12 January 2026 18:31 (one month ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtXnIBMLFa4
― Clever Message Board User Name (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 12 January 2026 18:33 (one month ago)
aw those are some cute pigs!
unfortunately he's currently in a mental hospital after his girlfriend called him "Babe"
― rob, Monday, 12 January 2026 18:34 (one month ago)
That'll do, deputy.
― This Thrilling Saga is the Top Show on Netflix Right Now (President Keyes), Monday, 12 January 2026 18:37 (one month ago)
Incredible piece.
https://archive.ph/jglmo
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 February 2026 16:56 (six days ago)
yes. it ought to reach as wide an audience as possible.
― podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 February 2026 17:34 (six days ago)
Well it is being circulated by conservatives.
― Who's going to stop 200 balloons? Nobody! (President Keyes), Saturday, 21 February 2026 19:02 (six days ago)
and they are welcome to die in a fire as per usual
― podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 February 2026 19:03 (six days ago)
otm
― beard papa, Saturday, 21 February 2026 19:05 (six days ago)
haha I just learned the term "violence workers" and am gonna adopt it
― Serfin' USA (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 February 2026 01:21 (two days ago)
i think a David Roth coining?
― Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 February 2026 01:59 (two days ago)
‘Abolish ICE’ gets most votes in Chicago snowplow-naming contest;
https://apnews.com/article/abolish-ice-chicago-snowplows-name-contest-829790b38ca68b1c521b351095491562
‘Stephen Coldbert’ also a winner
i'm sure city officials thought they'd get "snowplow-McSnowplowasaur". without looking, i'm guessing snowplow-mcsnowplowasaur was in the top 10. but cool of them to respect the vote!
When asked whether he was reticent about the potentially prickly response to the name, a spokesperson said that “Abolish ICE” was the runaway winner, adding, “The people of Chicago clearly have no issue with the name of this snowplow.”
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 25 February 2026 17:09 (two days ago)
good for them! Minnesota state government chickened out
― Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 February 2026 17:21 (two days ago)
I have been nominating Abolish ICE in MN for a few years now.
― einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Wednesday, 25 February 2026 17:38 (two days ago)