start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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In my experience it seems higher than ambient in summer but relatively accurate in winter.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link

ah i was wondering where it was getting the temp. that makes sense.

contorted filbert (harbl), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 23:38 (four years ago) link

Also, that DJ likely voicetracked her shift, and was just going off on what the forecast had said.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 23:41 (four years ago) link

Also your car is a big piece of metal that's been sitting in the sun warming up (not least because it's simultaneously a greenhouse due to sun through windows). And also because of pavement, as Matthew notes

Gin and Juice Newton (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 July 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link

also cars are assholes

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 12:41 (four years ago) link

Well, yeah.

Gin and Juice Newton (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 July 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

there's as much cultural variation from one US state to the next as there is between European countries

this is plainly wrong, wrong altogether, unutterably wrong, and simply wrong. but getting angry at such wrongness would, if pursued faithfully in all instances of wrongness, destroy one's sense of well-being in its totality, so that it certainly qualifies as an irrational anger.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link

Some states have Circle K, some have 7-11, many have both!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link

Some have Wawa!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link

There’s no trombone emoji!!

all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 31 July 2020 23:31 (four years ago) link

Loads of standard western orchestral instruments missing, it's an absolute scandal; I needed a bassoon one the other day and I'm not sure there's even a flute??

anatol_merklich, Friday, 31 July 2020 23:42 (four years ago) link

Time to prepare a proposal for the Unicode consortium on the matter

all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 31 July 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link

I misread that as a missing trampoline emoji, and I thought, how would you depict a trampoline as an emoji?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 July 2020 23:54 (four years ago) link

There’s no trombone emoji!!

― all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 31 July 2020 23:31 (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

a bit of imagination please.

a peach and an aubergine, innit

Covfefe and TV (ken c), Friday, 31 July 2020 23:57 (four years ago) link

ken c! I thought you'd left us!

オニモ (onimo), Saturday, 1 August 2020 01:24 (four years ago) link

had to Google aubergine!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 August 2020 01:40 (four years ago) link

Guess who's back???????

Covfefe and TV (ken c), Saturday, 1 August 2020 01:47 (four years ago) link

(the answer is Eminem, as always)

Covfefe and TV (ken c), Saturday, 1 August 2020 01:47 (four years ago) link

Hahaha, hi Ken!

Oh, and as far as the thread topic is concerned, I get IA at the Californians in the "Mexicans mad at food" group I joined on FB who think their cuisine is superior in every way to the cuisine in Texas when Cal-Mex is just as inauthentic and potentially shitty as Tex-Mex, and their rabid support of a problematic fast food chain (In-n-Out) doesn't do them any favors, especially when the Texan equivalent (Whataburger) is a much better corporate citizen. I know it means nothing in the grand scope of thing, meaning it's irrational, but it still irks the shit out of me, so it fits within this thread's parameters.

We Live as We Dee, Alone (deethelurker), Saturday, 1 August 2020 02:14 (four years ago) link

took me until something like 4 years ago to find out why an aubergine was called an eggplant. The purple version doesn't really show it, plus its a long bulbous veg taht doesn't really appear egg shaped. BUt the Asian variety is white and round.

LIDL have just started selling a version that is that old aubergine shape but has white and purple streaks. can't recall the name.

Stevolende, Saturday, 1 August 2020 07:33 (four years ago) link

Grafitti is the name

Stevolende, Saturday, 1 August 2020 07:57 (four years ago) link

Borrowed from French aubergine, from Catalan albergínia, from Arabic اَلْبَاذِنْجَان‎ (al-bāḏinjān, “the eggplant”), from Persian بادنجان‎ (bâdenjân), from باتنجان‎ (bâtenjân), from Sanskrit वातिगगम (vātiga-gama, “eggplant”, literally “the plant that cures the wind”). Doublet of brinjal.

budo jeru, Saturday, 1 August 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

I was sending an email with "Cuisinart" in the subject. Just as it does here as I type this, "Cuisinart" gets a little squiggly red line under it indicating it is wrong or misspelled or somehow worthy of extra grammatical attention. But in the body of the email I was writing it for some reason *didn't* call attention to Cuisinart, gave it a pass. And yet, in the same email, I accidentally typed "slizing" instead of slicing, but it didn't underline "slizing." What the fuck is a slizing?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 9 August 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link

you're not supposed to know

Thicc Nhat Wanh (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 August 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link

It's when you shoot daggers with your eyes

kinder, Sunday, 9 August 2020 15:28 (four years ago) link

xpost Hmm, I never considered it was a secret, good point!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 9 August 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link

Slizing up eyeballs?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 9 August 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link

just went to a website to read an interview with rza and there was NO DATE ANYWHERE ON IT, i understand we are in hell and it seems like time does not exist anymore here but it does, when you do something it often helps to know when you did it

Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 15 August 2020 13:41 (four years ago) link

this is indeed very annoying

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link

otm i hate that

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 August 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link

that's entirely rational

beaky joshing shamanic part-angster (sic), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link

Agreed.

pomenitul, Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:26 (four years ago) link

every single person who's shared that story of that pebble-sized asteroid that might come near Earth or burn up in the atmosphere the day after election day and going "LOL MORE 2020" as this isn't a thing that regularly happens.

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link

Any song that samples In The Court of the Crimson King

devil wears nada (FlopsyDuck), Monday, 24 August 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link

i was watching this one dude's video of him singing a harmonized song, all 4 parts by himself, so I could learn the parts easier. He writes proudly in his description "All done in one take - NO STUDIO MAGIC".

........YOU SINGING HARMONY WITH YOURSELF IS INHERENTLY STUDIO MAGIC YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link

this was Youtube

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link

haha that would annoy me very much
ditto anything "uncut"

kinder, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link

studio magic means cocaine

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

Here's the latest

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 August 2020 13:50 (four years ago) link

Nick Timothy's beard

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 27 August 2020 14:47 (four years ago) link

i realized constant loud opening and shutting of doors over and over drives me insane. not slamming of doors, but my roommate this morning has opened and shut a door audibly about 10 times in the last 5 minutes.

like why the hell don't you just leave the door open if you are going to keep going in and out of it rather than opening and shutting it each time? (it's not the bathroom!)

this is though also the roommate who has left unflushed turds sitting in the toilet 4 separate times....and this dude's my age!

btw I am moving in January and probably getting a place of my own again maybe a house.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

people who ask me for help with shit (like my mother), then the moment I ask any follow-up questions, they're nowhere to be found for 30 minutes, so I can't move on until they reply, and my time winds up being monopolized.

going on 40 minutes trying to help my mother find her Federal EIN for her company that she somehow knew 3 months ago but doesn't know now, and it could have been done 35 minutes ago if she'd answered any of the questions I asked.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:42 (four years ago) link

"legitimate interest"

yet another way to make protecting yourself from tracking almost impossible

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Friday, 2 October 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link

fuck yes, where did that suddenly spring from?

neith moon (ledge), Friday, 2 October 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link

if we're talking about irrational though how about 'strictly necessary cookies', no they aren't.

neith moon (ledge), Friday, 2 October 2020 17:37 (four years ago) link

how about i’ve already “confirmed my choices” about a million times on your garbage tracker shit, and your “strictly necessary” cookies that i can’t opt out of might be ABLE TO REMEMBER THAT FACT

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 October 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link

what they don't tell you is that if you don't let them save the cookie that remembers your choices then it won't remember your choices.

koogs, Friday, 2 October 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link

Pillow cases, duvet covers and anything else that has decorative buttons to fasten closed. What a pain.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:44 (four years ago) link

seriously I don't have time for this bullshit that's what zippers are for

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 21:30 (four years ago) link

yeah agree
i have none of that nonsense in my house

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link


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