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(and Netflix too)

last night's debate reminded me so much of the last few Oscar specials

needed more hobbit songs tbh

needed more carbon monoxide

Ryan Phillippe (Crash, Cruel Intentions, Gosford Park, ex-husband of Reese Witherspoon) is apparently a deep On Cinema head?

He was a guest on Tim's podcast, and I think they mentioned that he partially funded one of the Oscar specials(?)

That is amazing, I had no idea.

Wooow. My gf was watching Phillipe's hilariously uber-shitty Shooter tv series and I swear I kept thinking 'this is exactly like Decker minus the self-awareness' but maybe I had him all wrong. Might have to revisit.

I mean

The show stars Ryan Phillippe in the lead role of Bob Lee Swagger, a retired U.S. Marine Corps sniper living in seclusion who is coaxed back into action after learning of a plot to kill the President.

How could I have been so blind

Looking back, it seems like he's more in on things than it would appear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSPQzM875OU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29EReWwuFE0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OydYDGqPq4Q

Looks like he's dusting this character off:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80G38bxPeyI

you know for years I thought Tim was supposed to be Trump but now I realize he's Don Jr.

I recall an interview where the interviewer noted that Tim looked Trump-y in season 11, and Tim responded that the look was more like Eric Trump

Decker is way more Trumpular in mien than OC's Tim

God, just the relentless intro music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gnnFVRlucg

The special is tremendous

I hurt my stomach laughing

lmao it's so good

i'm glad he stuck it to that opera guy

I somehow knew he was going to come back out and play it straight :(

you know how it happens when you're going through your coronas

dog named sheff

I enjoyed this but it seemed kind of an empty exercise w/o the rub of an unwitting audience...would love to see this set in some small podunk room seeded w/just enough Tim fans to prevent him from getting run off the stage.

lost my shit when he brought up mike huckabee

Neil Hamburger is so ott that it doesn't matter anymore, he's still funny, but those earliest shows were so good

really good arkansas accent impersonation too

Honestly I didn’t think the Neil Hamburger thing would work with an audience that was in on the joke but it was probably the funniest live show I ever saw

yeah he's still so good

Wish those clips of Neil Hamburger on Kimmel were still up and around. It's so great to see both the large studio audience and much of the celebrity panel in a state of befuddled disgust.

lost my shit when he brought up mike huckabee

I didn't notice Tim's fly was down until he was talking about Huckabee, which was kinda perfect

really good arkansas accent impersonation too

I mean, when you talk about how great his Jack and his Bobby impressions are, I think he really needs to start adding "Mike" to the mix.

I was just sitting on the couch, going "he nailed it," over and over.

It’s unbelievable, but you gotta hand it to him!

I mean, you could try, but i bet Tim doesn't take any hand outs! ("handouts")

it's true, tim is an entrepreneur

YOU DONT SAY YOU GOT A HOT

Hot Pet Sounds take

“My wife comes home with these no-salt chips. Fuck you! No more bullshit!”

There is a Trump “No More Bullshit” sign I’ve seen at a few houses traveling up to western MD/PA the last few weeks. He’s incredibly tuned into the mindset once again.

There's really no white male who's better at mocking the inchoate rage born of white male privilege.

lost it at "Mix My Candles"

There is a Trump “No More Bullshit” sign I’ve seen at a few houses traveling up to western MD/PA the last few weeks.

lol I saw one of these last week!

This was what I expected the last Eric Andre standup to be like (which I never finished, only got about 10 mins in).

The old British guy explaining why there aren't basements in Los Angeles anymore was worth the wait.

I just saw my first “no more bullshit” Trump Pence sign, what the fuck

could be a powerful sign of self-realization for people that have been, up until, full of bullshit?

you hold up that sign! no more bullshit, that's right, you can do it!

oh sorry, thought that was in the politics thread

but still,

https://i.imgur.com/sHSPpw6.jpg

I think giving up on his Bill Clinton impression after about 2 seconds was the funniest part for me

I’ve seen the No More Bullshit sign too!