Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

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There are no words.

gahhhhhhhhh

greatest thread in forever!

(um, drop the i from the http.)

Nice shoes. (x-post)

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FRASIER DRAGON HEAT RAY EYE EXPLOSION LASER POWER - GO!

Did I really need to see a picture of Chiklis fellating his Golden Globes?

Wow, that sounds even dirtier than I thought it would! Good job, me.

Chiklis has the eager/frightened gaze of a porn ingenue taking her first bukkake

Fisher Price's.... no, I can't finish that joke.

Everyone should, really.

My date and I were going to both wear top hats for senior prom; I don't remember why we didn't.

Best part of that prom; she went to the other side of the Twin Cities to find a unique, cool dress and ended up buying a black and gold number with a bustier top and pants with a bustle flaring off the booty. We showed up and one of my female friends had completely independently gone out and bought the same dress. There was a five second "oh shit" moment which then turned into "WE ARE TOO FUCKING COOL FOR THIS SCHOOL! LOOK AT US!" posturing and multitudes of girl-on-girl photo poses. It was really rock.

(Meanwhile, in a parallel dimension...)

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https://www.inaugural05.com/mediaroom/011305entertainment.aspx

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today, the 55th Presidential Inaugural Committee (PIC) announced the entertainment schedule for the Inaugural events.

“We are excited about what is a talented and diverse group of performers who will provide fantastic entertainment to enhance the Inaugural events. We’ve worked tirelessly to assemble a lineup that is not only unique, but represents the best and brightest of America’s talent,” said PIC Director Greg Jenkins.

Tuesday, January 18th
SALUTING THOSE WHO SERVE 2:00 p.m.
Artist Description
Kelsey Grammar (MC) Actor
Karri Turner (Reader) Actor
Don King (Reader) Boxing
Shandi Finnessey Miss U.S.A.
Richard Roundtree Actor
Gloria Estefan Singer
Bebe Winans Singer
John M. Montgomery Singer
Darrell Worley Singer
Heather Hedley Singer
Down Range Army Band
President’s Own String Duo-Marine Band
Color Guard Joint Armed Forces
3rd U.S. Infantry Presentation of Flags
Drill Team Soloists Army, Marine Corps, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard
Navy Band Sea Chanters Navy Band

HE IS IN CAHOOTS WITH SATAN!

p.s. - ugliest book cover ever made. bad photo, bad font, bad rainbow crayon scribbling, etc.

more troubled times:
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Rainbow? Hey he must be gay.

YES!! Look, how his right arm forms a triangle against his torso. And is his jacket purple?? I think it is!

it's all in code

SECRETS

the sepia toned photo with KG with long hair above makes him look suspiciously like Mary Shippy from U.S. Maple.

Mary=Mark

oooh was that a freudian slip??

Seriously, how horrifying must that "McHale's Navy" promo shoot have gone in order for them to say, "YES!!! THIS IS THE PERFECT PHOTO FOR OUR MOVIE!"?

I mean, I saw part of that movie and that photo is perfect, but not in any positive manner.

not only was his sister murdered, but I believe his mother was as well

this thread makes me breakdance

-Has attacked American TV viewers for addictively watching degrading reality shows, because it gives network bosses the motive to produce more. (May 1, 2004)
-Grammer has hinted he may join fellow Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger in swapping acting for politics – Grammer told reporters on America's Fox News that he hoped he would get a chance to give something back to his country. (September 24, 2003)
-Was one of the most powerful celebrity according to 2003 Forbes Top 100 Celebrity List (#34)
-Filed a lawsuit against Hamptons real estate broker Bettie Wysor of Dunemere Real Estate who put him and his wife next door to a construction site. The couple rented a mansion next door to advertising executive Jay Chiat in the summer of 1998. Kelsey was uninformed of Chiat's extensive renovation, and is suing Wyson for $100,000 for failing to warn him but Wysor says that work on Chiat's house was finished by the time the Grammers moved in. She claims the couple only used their place for three of the four weeks they'd rented it for, and never complained to her about anything. (May 2000)
-Spent a couple of weeks in the Betty Ford clinic for substance abuse. (October 1996)
-His favorite episode of CHEERS (1982) was DINNER AT EIGHTISH.
-Served 30 days in jail for violating probation on D.U.I. (1990)
-His father was murdered in the Virgin Islands; his sister was murdered after leaving a Red Lobster in Colorado Springs, CO, and his brother was killed in a shark attack.
-Is the only actor to be nominated for an Emmy for three TV shows, all for the same character (Frasier Crane in CHEERS (1982), FRASIER (1993) and a guest appearance on WINGS (1990)).
-His daughter, Spencer, was on the ONE HUGS, THE OTHER DOESN'T episode of CHEERS (1982).
-Had to have his appendix removed, only a few weeks after his TOY STORY 2 (1999) co-star, Tim Allen, also had to have his appendix removed. Expected to make full recovery. (October 1999)
-Wife Camille Donatacci appeared, uncredited, on his sitcom FRASIER (1993).
-He filed suit against his former talent agency, Artists Agency, in order to recover $1.8 million in commissions. The current lawsuit comes on the heels of a Screen Actors Guild arbitration that has ordered him to pay the agency commissions withheld since 1998. Artists Agency is claiming that it has a right to claim ongoing profit participation in FRASIER (1993), which means several million dollars in commissions with the show in syndication. He is charging that Artists Agency, which has represented him since the '80s, didn't win him the role of Frasier Crane on either CHEERS (1982) or FRASIERS (1993). In 1996, He switched agencies but continued to play commission up to 1998, after which Artist Agency began arbitration. The arbitrator's ruling, which was handed down August 4 2000, upholds a renewal agreement he says he was forced into signing and orders him to pay withheld commissions. (August 2000)
-Daughter, Mason Olivia Grammer, was delivered by a surrogate mother October 24, 2001 in Los Angeles and weighed in at 8 pounds, 5 ounces.

surrogate mother = paternity suit?

i guess he had a hard time creating the SPAWN OF SATAN. they should check mason's scalp for any strange, triple-6 like markings...

"honey, I found a surrogate mother for my child last night! Let's celebrate!"

holy shit, he is pure fucking evil. I am not insane, see? he doesn't want his trophy wife to have kids, man, he's wanting her to keep on lookin' good, he's afraid she'll put on weight with the pregnancy bit, and "Kelsey don't play that". Madness lurks behind that massive cranium, friends.

"I didn't fuck her, honey, I just came in her. Now let's go to Bellagio. Kelsey's feeling lucky!"

Kelsey's like the older version of Neil Patrick Harris in Harold & Kumar

FACT: Anagrams of Kelsey Grammer include:

Sleek germ army.
Gear rams my elk.

I'm just sayin'.

REM LEK GAYS. REM!

He also looks like Sting!

Who is probably a motherfucker with with some dark secrets.

...sexy secrets.

there is no way this thread could match the hilarity of its title.

Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm!

If you had 1% of the talent, brains or aptitude of Kelsey you would grow up and demolish this site for dimwits. Sure he has had some drug problems but if you had any appreciation of his personal tradgedies... You oxygen thief!@#$%^&*(