Real England

taking stuff out of someone else's skip is at worst harmless, putting stuff into someone else's skip is disgusting savagery.

where else am I supposed to dump the bodies smart guy?

if someone is freeing up extra space in your skip you should be glad. I was pissed off when I'd thrown out a big chunky 32" old-fashioned cathode ray tv and paid the council's refuge dept online for them to collect it. Some knave took it before they could, no doubt removed whatever tiny parts of it had copper windings etc and any scrap value and dumped the rest of out on local greenbelt. Although at least then it then became the problem of some millionaire tory wankers who are responsible for removing any flytipping dumped next to their unadopted private road, so there was a happy ending after all!

Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey sits in a cafe in Westminster shortly before delivering his keynote speech online to his party's annual conference.

📷Stefan Rousseau/PA Images - contact us at https://t.co/mWFngz6oQA#LibDems pic.twitter.com/pOuFMh7ZwI

— PA Images (@PAImages) September 28, 2020

lonely guy just thinking baout things

guy in background with mask pulled down touching his face is also very real england tbh

I thought I would brighten up the day it’s raining outside cheers pic.twitter.com/QkJJKbP2Oj

— gerald stratford (@geraldstratfor3) September 30, 2020

he's cracked twitter with his Fred Dibnah style provincial rube persona has that lad, every time he posts a pic of some giant celery he's grown with the comment: take a look at these badboys!! He gains a thousand more young followers!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjLVskHWAAosm_E?format=jpg&name=medium

The carrot you see in the tub photo is the one in today’s tweet cheers

— gerald stratford (@geraldstratfor3) September 30, 2020

This could go in lots of other threads, but some inspirational work here:

we’re living in 2020 the shop near my new work that sells pic n mix frozen potato products is living in 2050 pic.twitter.com/X5hmApKWg8

— daisy (@daiseaaa) October 6, 2020

"Oh f**k. I'm having a three-course Wigan meal."

Wigan Kebab. Smack barm. Pey wet. Babby's yed. 7,000 calories of pure Northern delight, and one very full man. pic.twitter.com/U7IHpWFNVr

— JOE (@JOE_co_uk) November 5, 2019

Ffs Alphie I have that shit muted on twitter

I made a comment under a thread that retweeted that video that got me 21 likes and I'm proud of myself.

Is that the most likes you ever got? Pffft.

I take what I can get

my greatest success was a comment I made about fraser nelson that michael rosen agreed with and added some more to much more eloquently and earned me about 9 likes for mine and 72 proxy likes for his response.

https://t.co/G89xFvEvWh

— The News, Portsmouth (@portsmouthnews) October 14, 2020

‘I did the second one sober… it was horrible’

The most Real England about this is that he seemingly had no problem at all agreeing to this photo shoot. Often it's not the news, it's the willingness of people to back up the news with photos like this that's the most Real England for me.

^ Real (England) Talk

the wigan chippy video that has amused Americans this last week or so

could really go a roll and pie rn tbh

https://i.imgur.com/5IHsEjy.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElXSuAJX0AA7x8v?format=jpg&name=900x900

Lol

apparently this is a storyboard of my life type thing people do on instagram. Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals, Bradders, Smithster. This is quite a rich internal life here!

Those are Earl Brutus lyrics I swear

actual extract from john lanchester's capital

>> I have to return some videotapes. The Hangover 2, absolute classic haha

I have been laughing at this all day. pic.twitter.com/faK89utkui

— Daniel Howdon (@danielhowdon) October 28, 2020

Inevitable

lol what is that

last night I got back from the bar & tried to describe a particular British man-type me & my friend identified pic.twitter.com/D7LDkInsK5

— hannah proctor (@hhnnccnnll) November 19, 2016

Posted in 2016 and left-ish, 30-something Twitter has never recovered.

oh
thanks!

1 skeleton in a German uniform = 1 respect pic.twitter.com/rFcwYRuz1u

— Scott (@scottwilks) November 6, 2020

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmICz_xXEAAnZDP?format=jpg&name=medium

nice touch

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/brawl-breaks-out-tesco-eggs-19243834

I’ve never felt more patriotic than I did after reading this. pic.twitter.com/ofESRC5Xyy

— Suzi (@SuziOvens) November 8, 2020

I mean this might _not_ be England but

Genuinely speechless. pic.twitter.com/2W7VyTaOzz

— adidas cringe (@adaedophiles) November 11, 2020

irl lol

lotta smug cunts in the follow-up comments

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Emr8lWXXYAQ4Guh?format=jpg&name=large

oof that hits hard.

Personal number plate owners who are a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis

it was posted by Kev The Postman Poet from Hudds and is a genuine publication believe it or not!

honestly tried to zoom in to see if that was Rob Coombes, brother of Gaz

it’s Reg Transfers

He's Gaz Coombes' brother-in-law iirc.

i thought you were all joking as it's clearly the lad out of Take That but having just seen the picture full size my mistake

Gaz Coombes’ brother does something financial in Paris and is married to a McAleese.