Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

My favorite reply was a Trump supporter who literally used the phrase "4d chess"

It would have been better if the supporter had thought it was "forty chess"

Farty Chess.

farty jizz

I have regrets now

when the Babylon Bee is dunking on you...

I wanted to say he's the dumbest human on earth but then I scrolled through the replies so let's just say that he and his supporters could be outsmarted by a not-particularly-bright dog and leave it at that.

He's a dumb person's idea of a smart guy.

No, he's a dumb person's idea of a tough guy. Being smart is not exactly seen as a plus here.

'Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.'

Did he ever host a Fake News Awards? Just another promise broken ...

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 16, 2020 7:39 AM (two hours ago)

he did.

for some reason i saved the entire thing (HTML, images, etc) on the day it happened

he didn't "host" it like a tv presenter, but he did "host" it on one of trump websites

Oh. Well, I guess he got my vote back, sorry.

campaign pledge FULFILLED.

U.S. President Donald Trump created the Fake News Awards to highlight the news outlets that he said were responsible for misrepresenting him and/or producing false reports both before, and during, his presidency. A post to the blog of the GOP website announced the winners on January 17, 2018. They included reports ranging from comments by journalists on social media to news reports that later required corrections.

and it's still there: https://gop.com/the-highly-anticipated-2017-fake-news-awards

honestly, i assumed they would take it down shortly afterward. it was very clearly - CLEARLY - made the night before it was due by someone who had never posted anything on the internet before

I hope Biden keeps the Fake News Awards.

a Trump supporter who literally used the phrase "4d chess"

Americans rooting against their President's health makes about as much sense as betting big on a chess tournament in which you plan to play pawns against monarchs.

— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) October 2, 2020

Have you read the responses to that Tweet from chess champions? Hilarious.

all the replies are really great. and also when he tries to explain chess to the international chess federation:

Oh come now. If someone decides to act in the interest of pawns, and against the interests of monarchs, they lose by the normal rules of chess. It’s a lot like hoping your nation’s leader will fail. You can define it as a win, but big picture it’s a loss.

— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) October 3, 2020

it is a lot like hoping your nation's leader will fail tho

"someone decides to act in the interest of pawns" = SOCIALISM

pawns can never do anything. that's how chess works. it's the monarchs that do the moving

no way for pawns to become monarchs, in the game of chess

Move me on to any black square

that guy's stupid leather fedora. what a tool. i bet he smells bad.

and his pinned tweet, lol. what a jerkoff

Rick Gates? pic.twitter.com/Rip4NfGpHx

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 16, 2020

Matt Gaetz cried in his car after this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkfhQZ3X0AUnBqc?format=jpg&name=900x900

Tucker wants us to pity a poor (wealthy) bin Laden?

Trump says he may leave the US if Biden wins. pic.twitter.com/XmbtYpNDoh

— David Mack (@davidmackau) October 17, 2020

the gift that keeps

the grift that creeps

he has that golf course in Scotland. he could just go live over there and basically pay himself out of the profits from his secret service detail's hotel bills.

does he have any resorts in non-extradition countries?

His next reality show can be him trying to build a golf course in Venezuela

he can build himself into the course

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkoKJNlUUAA2GSK?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

Very ... bemused Satan?

^was he in Florida in that photo?

Las Vegas, iirc. He is being "blessed."

Boy do I ever hate his dumb + smug face. I mean the rest of him, too, of course, but I'm just focused on the face rn.

I thought that was a spitting image puppet for a second.

https://i.imgur.com/mPlysmy.jpg

lol, i didn't realize those were people PRAYING for him in that photo! i thought they were just dumb people waving at him

he's about to leave our lives, as mysteriously as he arrived.

https://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/big-trouble-in-little-china-thunder-explodes-ending-carter-wong-review.jpg

that's just a bad angle josh. fake news!

I mean to the extent that one's visage is a roadmap of one's experiences, Trump's experience of having everything handed to him forever and the attendant self-satisfaction of that perpetual state is positively etched across his stupid fucking face. It's like the slack o-face of someone who jacks off to a picture of himself holding a fanned-out stack of hundos and can't imagine anything sexier or more perfect.

http://assets.titleleaf.com/abdopub/product/cover/xl_9781532127472_fc.jpg

open up those masks people, take a good whiff

Dud

https://i.imgur.com/uSGFYCP.jpg