that was the closest reference image i could find for my chiseled, athletic body
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:22 (four years ago) link
karl what happened to your genitals??
― superdeep borehole (harbl)
well, i knew this would come up, but i didn't think it would happen so fast. sigh.
let's just say the lawnmower got them
Xxp
*snif* and I feared I might leave this world without a lasting legacy
My legacy will be "butt concepts".
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link
i'm like dying laughing at that ilx leg/butt tattoo mockup
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link
tats look amazing though
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link
Impressive physique so many years after your NBA retirement.
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link
One time way back, like 2002 or something, I remember saying to Tom Ewing that we should have a global meet-up. Like everybody pitch in to rent a huge house somewhere for four days. It was probably in my head but I remember his reaction being something like baffled pity.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
calves look like they have their own butts
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link
Of course Karl’s AI legs would be the bouncerxpost
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link
Like everybody pitch in to rent a huge house somewhere for four days.
like the tik tok house, but the ilx house D:
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:26 (four years ago) link
lol tracer
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link
i got an idea, maybe an island in the caribbean where we build luxury tents and get a famous caterer, and ja rule is part of it for no reason at all
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link
but with a little bit of fyre festival mixed in too, because who among us is actually going to take care of logistics, not me
xp
lol dammit HARBL you beat me to it again
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:28 (four years ago) link
this place def meant a lot to me, real talk. i’ve learned so much from ilxors past and present. <3
― brimstead, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link
and received great comfort in times of pain from kind compassionate folks, despite my general worthless blathering across this fine board
― brimstead, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link
so like, should I get an "OTM" tramp stamp or ...
― sarahell, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:32 (four years ago) link
lol
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link
haha
― lukas, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link
i legit started crying laughing at the ILX tattoos
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link
the leg tattoo would save me money on buying tights so maybe i go for the double leg
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
i always thought it would be nice to get "WE WANT HEN FAP" on my forehead.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
definitely go for the double leg VegemiteGrrl!
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link
table, if you really did cry, you have to get the tattoo
sorry
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link
I tried to find a way to tell my wife that someone I knew, but only in a way, passed away, and it was tougher (in every sense) to convey than I expected. How do you describe ILX? How in the world do you describe Dr. Morbius to someone who has no idea who or what you are taking about?
aaahhhhhh fuck what
― kinder, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link
only nabisco could pull off an OTM tattoo imo.
fremme neppa venette in a cursive font would look class though
― rob, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link
I'm lucky that my husband understood what ILX was almost immediately. He even met some old ilxors in Seattle back in 2013. Donna Br0wn, kate78, The Reverend, etc. I talked with him this morning (he's at work) and he was like, "oh, so even though you didn't know Bill had passed, you felt something. Explains why you were crabby all evening!" He and Morbz would have loved each other lol.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link
he must have one. i kind of want to start that rumor, regardless.
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link
uh, maybe you can take your bullshit opinion to the "say something snide and disparaging about another ILXOR thread"
― sarahell, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
― sarahell
dying
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link
xpost yeah I have a hard time describing ILX to people who don't already know it, as "message boards" in 2020 people either think you mean Reddit or like a Joe Bonnamassa phpBB fan-site which sees one new post every two weeks.
Huh, I didn't really think of it like that - it depends on who you know of course - a lot of people I know in the UK I know from ILX or Livejournal - but my wife (who's from neither) gets what I say when I say the death of someone from the boards hit me. I think it's people who understand that a messageboard about X will stop being about X nearly immediately.
I mean, I could say I'm from an online community, but that just sounds like FetLife.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link
Karl, I really did cry laughing. My husband used to be a tattoo artist. He might pull out the machines and get working on my full leg tonight.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link
yes that was an IRL lol for me as well
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link
xxp sounds like something a member would say
― scampus milne (gyac), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link
Lol, Rick Santorum was on CNN for the 5 minutes we watched last night and I tried to explain Santorum.jpg to my wife and . . . well you know the look.
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:04 (four years ago) link
My husband knows about ILX, but the idea of message boards or anything else online flies over his head. He only recently stopped referring to everything I do online as either "texting " or "downloading."
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link
We're blagging on the intertube
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link
― sarahell, Thursday, October 22, 2020 1:49 PM (twenty-two minutes ago)
I feel like I always misread your tone, but if this is serious, I am sorry for the offense and you are often OTM
― rob, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link
What would an OTM tattoo look like sticking out above your wasteband?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
Ugh, waistband. Why did autocorrect change it to wasteband? What the hell is a wasteband?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
wasteband
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
o _ ^^
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
it's the collective noun for a group of wastemen
― rob, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
xpost I thought that was a weird googly eye emoji at first.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link
Do you know what I mean?
― Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 October 2020 18:59 (four years ago) link
all my people right here right now
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 22 October 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link
Appeared on this thread with a plan to say something along the lines of "I really appreciate loads of people on here who respond to posts and I don't really know who you are" (There was a point where I recognised people - could link posts to real names but not so much now)and then I read the above stuff. It would be weird to name people but ta.
― djh, Thursday, 22 October 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link
i really love this board and i love all of you. i don't know what kind of person i would be without ilx's massive influence, but i know i would be worse off.
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Friday, 23 October 2020 13:59 (four years ago) link
Same. I want to like crüt's post a thousand times.
― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 October 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link
i love you too, ilxor.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 October 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link