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really good arkansas accent impersonation too

I mean, when you talk about how great his Jack and his Bobby impressions are, I think he really needs to start adding "Mike" to the mix.

I was just sitting on the couch, going "he nailed it," over and over.

pplains, Sunday, 25 October 2020 03:16 (four years ago) link

It’s unbelievable, but you gotta hand it to him!

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 October 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link

I mean, you could try, but i bet Tim doesn't take any hand outs! ("handouts")

pplains, Sunday, 25 October 2020 03:31 (four years ago) link

it's true, tim is an entrepreneur

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 October 2020 04:58 (four years ago) link

YOU DONT SAY YOU GOT A HOT

frogbs, Sunday, 25 October 2020 05:37 (four years ago) link

Hot Pet Sounds take

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 25 October 2020 05:46 (four years ago) link

“My wife comes home with these no-salt chips. Fuck you! No more bullshit!”

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 25 October 2020 05:49 (four years ago) link

There is a Trump “No More Bullshit” sign I’ve seen at a few houses traveling up to western MD/PA the last few weeks. He’s incredibly tuned into the mindset once again.

Chris L, Sunday, 25 October 2020 10:43 (four years ago) link

There's really no white male who's better at mocking the inchoate rage born of white male privilege.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 October 2020 11:36 (four years ago) link

lost it at "Mix My Candles"

rip van wanko, Sunday, 25 October 2020 11:56 (four years ago) link

There is a Trump “No More Bullshit” sign I’ve seen at a few houses traveling up to western MD/PA the last few weeks.

lol I saw one of these last week!

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Sunday, 25 October 2020 12:30 (four years ago) link

This was what I expected the last Eric Andre standup to be like (which I never finished, only got about 10 mins in).

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 25 October 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link

The old British guy explaining why there aren't basements in Los Angeles anymore was worth the wait.

pplains, Sunday, 25 October 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link

I just saw my first “no more bullshit” Trump Pence sign, what the fuck

frogbs, Sunday, 25 October 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link

could be a powerful sign of self-realization for people that have been, up until, full of bullshit?

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 October 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link

you hold up that sign! no more bullshit, that's right, you can do it!

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 October 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link

oh sorry, thought that was in the politics thread

but still,

https://i.imgur.com/sHSPpw6.jpg

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 October 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link

I think giving up on his Bill Clinton impression after about 2 seconds was the funniest part for me

frogbs, Sunday, 25 October 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link

I’ve seen the No More Bullshit sign too!

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Sunday, 25 October 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

lol I guess that couple is really getting married

the shitty haircut changed, but the plan did not. thanks @timheidecker! pic.twitter.com/DqZtvnK0Fj

— dave.wav (@chismonaut) October 24, 2020

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link

david and goliath

ciderpress, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link

the name riffs were the funniest part imo

ciderpress, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link

well that and the end credits bit about the who and fleetwood mac

ciderpress, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:03 (four years ago) link

Cookie...uh, Cookie Monster.

(15 seconds of awkward silence)

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:05 (four years ago) link

“My wife comes home with these no-salt chips. Fuck you! No more bullshit!”

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, October 25, 2020 1:49 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

My wife lost her mind at that part. Not for any relatable reason- I think it was all in the delivery.

Evan, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

I saw him do pretty much this exact same set in 2015, except instead of his nag wife wanting to go to the opera, she said she wanted to go see the band Train. So he tells a story about driving to the Ticketmaster (complete with mouth sound effects of a car driving to Ticketmaster) and when he tells the guy there he wants two tickets to Train, the guy says "what do you think this is, Amtrak?"

(someone at adult swim needs to update the redirect for mixmycandles.com to something more recent than Decker vs. Dracula)

the burrito that defined a generation, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

I heard this special was actually recorded in 2017? I mean obviously it couldn't have been recent

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:17 (four years ago) link

yeah he's been working on this material for a long time-- the coke vs. pepsi bit is at least 10 years old

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

Eh, I don't think so. Perhaps you failed to notice that this was comedy without a net?

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

i hate to redpill you here but if you have a keen eye you can actually see him looking at his notes throughout the set. i'd fire the production company for not editing those shots out

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

...He wouldn't do that to us. This is Tim we're talking about here. His word is gold.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

it's impossible. Tim says no more bullshit, and that includes reading notes during a set, come on

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9F0svqEtw4
This is from 13 years ago and he's wearing the exact same outfit.

Chris L, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link

Specials at a restaurant are usually just made up of ingredients they happen to have on hand put together, right? Makes you think.

Evan, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link

That's that character's outfit, yes. See also the Lunch with Gelman parts 1 & 2

Evan, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link

It's as if he and Gregg were destined to work together.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link

i had actually been rewatching his standup about a week before the special was announced so it was quite a nice surprise. which was then one-upped by the prospect of a new yellow river boys album!

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link

Remember Neil Hamburger showed up in an early episode of Awesome Show so they go back a bit

xp

Evan, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link

I think I posted it wayyy upthread, but they first worked together on an early episode of Tom Green's Poolside Chats.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:58 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6lG9CfiIdM

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link

already lmao two minutes into that video, gregg is a master

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 17:08 (four years ago) link

Yeah, that special finally got me to listening to the Yellow River Boys. I lost it during the Bachman-Turner Overdrive sendup “Truck Stop Piss Club.”

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link

https://t.co/uXGJuqqz75 pic.twitter.com/TkQh86UwnL

— Chad Felix (@ballerdeath) October 29, 2020

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 30 October 2020 00:36 (four years ago) link

lmao absolutely the first thing I thought of too

frogbs, Friday, 30 October 2020 00:39 (four years ago) link

oh my god

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Friday, 30 October 2020 04:33 (four years ago) link

"Happy Birthday, wife. I know how much you love your dead dad and holograms, so I paid the guy who did the Tupac thing a billion dollars to make one of your dead dad. Can we fuck again now"

"Yes Kanye, we can fuck again now! The computer animated likeness of my dead dad has stirred my long-dormant emotional center in such a way that I have finally become wet for you again here in this arid Wyoming climate! Cram it in my freakishly bulbous rear end immediately!"

and scene

the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 30 October 2020 04:59 (four years ago) link

even On Cinema Tim couldn't come up with a line like "you married the most, most, most genius man on the planet, Kanye West"

frogbs, Friday, 30 October 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link

"You're 40 and all grown up" jesus fuckin christ

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, 30 October 2020 17:13 (four years ago) link

"Well, it's been super visiting, but I must return to magical dust form now. I'll see you again before long, my voluptuous 40-year-old daughter! P.S. OJ sends his regards."

the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 30 October 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

I guess if I had one message to the world, it would be don't vaccinate BILL COSBY INNOCENT

frogbs, Friday, 30 October 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link


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