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This was what I expected the last Eric Andre standup to be like (which I never finished, only got about 10 mins in).

The old British guy explaining why there aren't basements in Los Angeles anymore was worth the wait.

I just saw my first “no more bullshit” Trump Pence sign, what the fuck

could be a powerful sign of self-realization for people that have been, up until, full of bullshit?

you hold up that sign! no more bullshit, that's right, you can do it!

oh sorry, thought that was in the politics thread

but still,

https://i.imgur.com/sHSPpw6.jpg

I think giving up on his Bill Clinton impression after about 2 seconds was the funniest part for me

I’ve seen the No More Bullshit sign too!

lol I guess that couple is really getting married

the shitty haircut changed, but the plan did not. thanks @timheidecker! pic.twitter.com/DqZtvnK0Fj

— dave.wav (@chismonaut) October 24, 2020

david and goliath

the name riffs were the funniest part imo

well that and the end credits bit about the who and fleetwood mac

Cookie...uh, Cookie Monster.

(15 seconds of awkward silence)

“My wife comes home with these no-salt chips. Fuck you! No more bullshit!”

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, October 25, 2020 1:49 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

My wife lost her mind at that part. Not for any relatable reason- I think it was all in the delivery.

I saw him do pretty much this exact same set in 2015, except instead of his nag wife wanting to go to the opera, she said she wanted to go see the band Train. So he tells a story about driving to the Ticketmaster (complete with mouth sound effects of a car driving to Ticketmaster) and when he tells the guy there he wants two tickets to Train, the guy says "what do you think this is, Amtrak?"

(someone at adult swim needs to update the redirect for mixmycandles.com to something more recent than Decker vs. Dracula)

I heard this special was actually recorded in 2017? I mean obviously it couldn't have been recent

yeah he's been working on this material for a long time-- the coke vs. pepsi bit is at least 10 years old

Eh, I don't think so. Perhaps you failed to notice that this was comedy without a net?

i hate to redpill you here but if you have a keen eye you can actually see him looking at his notes throughout the set. i'd fire the production company for not editing those shots out

...He wouldn't do that to us. This is Tim we're talking about here. His word is gold.

it's impossible. Tim says no more bullshit, and that includes reading notes during a set, come on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9F0svqEtw4
This is from 13 years ago and he's wearing the exact same outfit.

Specials at a restaurant are usually just made up of ingredients they happen to have on hand put together, right? Makes you think.

That's that character's outfit, yes. See also the Lunch with Gelman parts 1 & 2

It's as if he and Gregg were destined to work together.

i had actually been rewatching his standup about a week before the special was announced so it was quite a nice surprise. which was then one-upped by the prospect of a new yellow river boys album!

Remember Neil Hamburger showed up in an early episode of Awesome Show so they go back a bit

xp

I think I posted it wayyy upthread, but they first worked together on an early episode of Tom Green's Poolside Chats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6lG9CfiIdM

already lmao two minutes into that video, gregg is a master

Yeah, that special finally got me to listening to the Yellow River Boys. I lost it during the Bachman-Turner Overdrive sendup “Truck Stop Piss Club.”

https://t.co/uXGJuqqz75 pic.twitter.com/TkQh86UwnL

— Chad Felix (@ballerdeath) October 29, 2020

lmao absolutely the first thing I thought of too

oh my god

"Happy Birthday, wife. I know how much you love your dead dad and holograms, so I paid the guy who did the Tupac thing a billion dollars to make one of your dead dad. Can we fuck again now"

"Yes Kanye, we can fuck again now! The computer animated likeness of my dead dad has stirred my long-dormant emotional center in such a way that I have finally become wet for you again here in this arid Wyoming climate! Cram it in my freakishly bulbous rear end immediately!"

and scene

even On Cinema Tim couldn't come up with a line like "you married the most, most, most genius man on the planet, Kanye West"

"You're 40 and all grown up" jesus fuckin christ

"Well, it's been super visiting, but I must return to magical dust form now. I'll see you again before long, my voluptuous 40-year-old daughter! P.S. OJ sends his regards."

I guess if I had one message to the world, it would be don't vaccinate BILL COSBY INNOCENT

Adult Swim had a huge wave of layoffs on Friday... I wonder who else would pick up OCatC?

Every division of AT&T is having massive staffing cuts; this was the second major tranche in Warner, and another is coming next quarter.

this band featuring a young Gregg Turkington is really freaking me out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIhz_FzOVnU

That's an odd show, it must have been after Jon moved back to New England and Gregg was in town tour managing for either Von LMO, Mr. Bungle or Link Wray.

The Zip Code Rapists to me were funnier in theory than practice. The Trouser Press guide write-up of them is better than listening to them imo.

They were much, much funnier live ime.

-An Old

The show I saw them play as Zip Code Redemption last year was rather delightful and was pretty much all tongue in cheek covers (Back on the Chain Gang, You Oughta Know, and Wake me up before You Go-Go are the ones I nabbed some video of). As an added bonus, Gregg wore a Reese's Pieces T-shirt, which had to be a reference to the immortal Neil Hamburger E.T. joke.

in the new year HEI, Inc will be launching a new On Cinema which will feature cars, God, movies and health information with no Fraudulence (@greggturkington )

— Lord Goo Goo (@timheidecker) November 23, 2020

HEI INC has licensed Farrel's Happy song and this will be our new theme song! for the new format of the show.

— Lord Goo Goo (@timheidecker) November 23, 2020

Who cares, I will be on @abc @CBSDaytime @netflix @vimeo @cvs @hbo still deciding where to take My Our Cinema https://t.co/YREbgtq4ZW

— #1 Ranked Movie Expertise (@greggturkington) November 23, 2020

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