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The human moments - the times when you CAN'T EVEN or just fucking LOSE IT - make y'all more relatable, and that's why I keep coming back.

suddenly a voice within that i've been suppressing for too long makes a little noise...

*BLOODCURDLING SCREAM*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link

Exactly. I wouldn't admire a root who never gets freaked out.

― balsamic jihad (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, November 4, 2020 10:07 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

oombayseeyou?

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link

Lol

ommaway

balsamic jihad (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link

#onethread

balsamic jihad (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:49 (four years ago) link

There Is A Root That Never Gets Freaked Out

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link

for a second i figured "root" was new slang for someone real chill and reliable, someone who goes deep

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link

I seriously meant to type "robot" and said so, can we maybe move on from this

balsamic jihad (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link

i saw that, i just thought "root" as a positive was kind of a cool idea

that guy? he's solid, man, a total root

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link

tru roots know

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link

Root boy slim

Groot

Root

All of a piece, seems promising

balsamic jihad (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link

Don't bring me down, root!

balsamic jihad (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link

Root-y Can't Fail

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 22:09 (four years ago) link

whoops forgot the obvious:

Hi My father very root with me what can I do?

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link

#makeroothappen

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link

When a user attempts to invoke sudo without being listed in the configuration file, an exception indication is presented to the user indicating that the attempt has been recorded. The root user will be alerted via mail and an entry is recorded in the system.

this user doesn't sound very root

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 22:35 (four years ago) link

or maybe 'root' can mean both 'chill' and 'rude'. two opposing sides of one complex idea. x^2 = -1 maaaaaaaaan.

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link

the square root of 77

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 22:44 (four years ago) link

Keep it up and this will become the most epic dumb typo in history

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:36 (four years ago) link

sadly, there is stiff competition in that category

Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:00 (four years ago) link

typo is root

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:06 (four years ago) link

Ehbubadeesaybubadeeyon

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:26 (four years ago) link

the lol of typos is the root of all evil

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:41 (four years ago) link

the square root of 77

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, November 4, 2020 5:44 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

is 8-something? cause I been tryna work it ouuuut

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:52 (four years ago) link

8.77

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2020 02:00 (four years ago) link

Wait a second. 7*7 is 49

Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 November 2020 02:38 (four years ago) link

8.77*8.77=~77

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2020 02:44 (four years ago) link

these equations are root

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 November 2020 02:49 (four years ago) link

Who got the root
Who got the fresh freshy

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2020 02:55 (four years ago) link

7*7 = 49

77 - 49 = 28
7 * 4 = 28

in other words, 7*4 = 28!!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 November 2020 02:59 (four years ago) link

and 7*7 = 49...

Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 November 2020 03:00 (four years ago) link

sitting crosslegged on the floor
8.77 or 6 to 4

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:10 (four years ago) link

Neanderthal’s song stylings are something else.

Meet the Anti-Monks! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link

every harbl post I've seen today was smart, hilarious, or both

rob, Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:29 (four years ago) link

that's been every harbl post for as long as there have been harbl posts

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:30 (four years ago) link

otm

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

you're probably right! just trying to stay humble about my knowledge of harbl posts

rob, Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

It’s the harbl post quality we’ve all come to expect

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:33 (four years ago) link

lol that's two compliments on my posts in like 3 days. i'm gonna have to double my average post length to two sentences.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:33 (four years ago) link

I believe there have been at least *3* harbl-compliments in the last 10 minutes alone! This could be trending on Twitter soon

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:37 (four years ago) link

well i was counting this as one instance, to be transparent about my methodologies

superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link

harbl, post more so that we can get sick of you instead of craving more of your content

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 00:07 (four years ago) link

well i mostly post cooking content/thread of getting sw0le. i've been reading more books this year and getting way smarter. just wait for these smart posts.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 9 November 2020 00:15 (four years ago) link

write a cookbook and call it How To Make A harbl Meal

Evan, Monday, 9 November 2020 00:18 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

ums is very down to earth and not just saying that because met-irl bias

Evan, Friday, 11 December 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link

his sense of humor is tops

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 December 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

yeah, one of my all time favorites.

Joe Biden Shot My Dog - Vols. I-XL (PBKR), Friday, 11 December 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link

Indeed.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 December 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link

cosign

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 11 December 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link


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