Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

so long don

this guy sucks imo

he was always my least favorite bloom county character

https://i.imgur.com/8J0M2kQ.jpg

a one-term impeached president that lost the popular vote twice? I think I'm sticking with dud.

On one hand, he's a dud.

On the other hand, he's a dud.

my 3 favorite most classic Trump lies:
"Largest inauguration crowd, period". Bam! Right out the gate with the crazy dictator shtick
"I meant to say I have no idea why it would NOT be Russia." I wouldn't have the gall to try that type of lie on my cats.
"Uhhh I'd say about equal" when asked if was old or new testament guy. The one that consistently makes me burst out laughing.

^ yeah, that was the best until Four Seasons Total Landscaping

2 Corinthians

"Because I'm a perfect physical specimen and I'm extremely young" <---late entry for funniest imo

"I meant to say I have no idea why it would NOT be Russia." I wouldn't have the gall to try that type of lie on my cats.

holy shit can't believe I forgot about this

Dud

"Because I'm a perfect physical specimen and I'm extremely young" <---late entry for funniest imo

I think this was actually a genuine joke, it's just that (as the writers' accounts from his Comedy Central Roast aver) since the only thing he can think or talk about is how great he is, the only type of joke he can make is "slightly exaggerating the type of thing he normally thinks and says about himself"

"Uhhhh, I'd say about equal" is another one of those jokes Ianucci wishes he could've written

While we're replaying the hits, the quote that sums him up for me is "I am much more humble than you would understand."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R42mFx3_ss

Very good brain

“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things."

Looking forward to the day when it doesn't even occur to me to look at his twitter, but until then, I will never get over this mewling puke being poster boy for the anti-participation trophies crowd:

71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020

would a recount in Texas rub it in a little further.
In the right direction and all or not?

My favorite Trump bit, which I often quote to myself, because he sounds like he’s reading a Heidecker/Clickhole bit:

Trump talks about "my tall Barron, my beautiful Barron" as an example of COVID not affecting young people. pic.twitter.com/YqVveModk8

— The Recount (@therecount) October 15, 2020

"they're kids for some reason" is such an amazing sentence

How is kiddo formed

It was on the news this mroing

How was Babbron formed

how ivanka get pragnent

(Had to, sorry.)

"Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it's marginal, right?"

feels so good to start feeling like this circus is almost in the rear view mirror

Another thing I thought of when he lost, besides "touchable," was this scene in GoodFellas:

https://y.yarn.co/07500a18-7fdd-4085-9133-69ab38734ffd_screenshot.jpg

"And that's that."

No idea when or where I saved this Trump quote from but it's the one that'll stick with me pic.twitter.com/PwIbgzLbN4

— henno (@jrhennessy) November 8, 2020

https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1325599323724320768/YUS8xvZ1?format=jpg&name=medium

FLASHBACK: In 2018, President Trump attacked Carrots the turkey for refusing to concede he had lost the vote on the White House turkey pardon contest.

"This was a fair election... unfortunately, Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount."

pic.twitter.com/MzcackiDwd

— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) November 23, 2020

theres always a gobble gobble

Say what you will, he really knows how to answer a question (during a Thanksgiving PR photo op):

https://i.imgur.com/Hiuqorx.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EokhrQEXYA0u3lO?format=jpg&name=900x900

still classic

Or worse! https://t.co/a7zbQ4TSD7

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2020

A xmas miracle…or worse!

blast from the past

I've been reading MAGA transcripts for a project. Like this, from a 2018 rally in Great Falls, Montana, for 7,000 people. Realized it's Joycean outsider art – un-self-consciously self-conscious, crude and tedious but weirdly riveting. A 2-minute sample of the hour and a quarter: pic.twitter.com/2dJGnUPEoQ

— Kurt Andersen (@KBAndersen) December 8, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jrebvmPlk

H.L. Mencken would have been obsessed with Trump's rambling impromptu speeches.

June 2019:

What’s the first thing that comes to mind when viewing this photo of the 45th President of the United States? pic.twitter.com/6IyLIHj0IM

— Abraxsys (@Abraxsys) December 16, 2020

srsly wtf nobody looks like that

this is not my beautiful house

lol

man the Goombahs look so much better in the special edition of Super Mario Bros movie

it's so hard to imagine trump reading a child a story

"Copyright One-thousand ninehundred eighty five, Har-court Brace Jovanovich"

twistin’ the night away

Is that really trump? It looks like Madame Tussaud's animatronic Andy Rooney.

Classic.

Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?" pic.twitter.com/VHexvFSbQ1

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) December 25, 2018

could we please just let Donald rust peacefully elsewhere today?

People did for eight hours! Thanks for giving that video the love.