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Hearing him talk for an hour about Paul Simon's Surprise is about as mask-off as it gets. Also that Office Hours episode when he had gotten targeted by Q folks.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link

https://heinetwork.tv/exclusive-interview-with-mister-movies-axiom.php

honestly the standard of expertise is much the same

huge rant (sic), Thursday, 17 December 2020 09:33 (three years ago) link

I'm also excited about vertical movies

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 December 2020 13:47 (three years ago) link

The “real” Tim sadly has such corny taste in music.

Yes Virginia, there really is a (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

Tim is a bit over earnest as a musician and music lover, which is an interesting stark contrast against his persona in regards to comedy. I think he's been a little wrapped up in feeling like a Real Indie Rockstar this past year especially, but I don't fault him! Glad he's having so much fun.

― Evan, Wednesday, December 9, 2020 12:14 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

crossposting here from bill callahan thread.

As Hadrian said it wasn't that long ago when it was very rare to witness Tim out of (some sort of) character/performance.

Evan, Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

I can't even imagine the musical crossover between IRL Gregg & Tim. Gregg is far more open-minded than he gets credit for, but he's long operated in some of the more extreme fringes of music to some of the more commercial (tour manager for Link Wray, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More... & VonLMO lol)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

Tim's music influence is dad rock as far as I can tell but he seems to know a lot about top level indie stuff too.
Is that corny in 2020? I don't think so. It is hip to un-ironically like music that was previously firmly cheese & corn. Who doesn't like Elote?

xps

Evan, Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

I guess I’m corny for not appreciating dad rock and “top level indie” bores me silly.

Yes Virginia, there really is a (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

can't say i really care about tim's taste in music

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:31 (three years ago) link

his taste in music is a big part of his public persona nowadays. I think his music is fine and I like 70s singer-songwriters but I guess it could irk otherwise

Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

his latest album is pretty good and I don't normally like that sort of music

frogbs, Thursday, 17 December 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

I guess I’m corny for not appreciating dad rock and “top level indie” bores me silly.

― Yes Virginia, there really is a (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, December 17, 2020 12:29 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Was commenting more on the consensus these days. I do not care for much dad rock myself.

Evan, Thursday, 17 December 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

Everyone may I direct you (like Alfred Hitchcock!) to the launch of this website that will change the way movies and movie information is presented: https://t.co/bcw5c3VVNb

— The REAL Mister Movies (@greggturkington) December 22, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link

lol @ "expert" TLD

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

perfect

"VFA Classic Movie Salt"

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link

i like the theme of the movies picked here https://vfa.expert/marathon.html

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Joker and his sleeping gas has struck again! pic.twitter.com/ZgrgdgF19Q

— Presidant of Hei Network (@timheidecker) January 13, 2021

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Looks as though the new subscription/platform for On Cinema has been determined, with the Oscar Special slated for April 25th.

blatherskite, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 20:52 (three years ago) link

subscribed 👍

eisimpleir (crüt), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 16:47 (three years ago) link

feel a little wary about giving my financial information to a company run by the character "Tim Heidecker."

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link

lol my thought too. true test of commitment to a bit, will the comedy extend to IRL billing errors

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:32 (three years ago) link

Hopefully Joe Estevez is getting another shot as CFO.

Chris L, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXuoMB3FhpA

eisimpleir (crüt), Thursday, 1 April 2021 00:02 (three years ago) link

it will be a 24/7 Broadcasting Beohomoth

frogbs, Thursday, 1 April 2021 13:59 (three years ago) link

I signed up for top tier, just had to considering On Cinema is one of the great multi-platform artworks of all time.

In on the killfile (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 April 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link

video games by matt newman

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 April 2021 14:58 (three years ago) link

the sudden flash of LaRue got me

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 1 April 2021 14:58 (three years ago) link

the text scrolling from right to left was probably my favorite part

this is pretty great too, you actually have to refresh to see the time update:

https://vfa.expert/victorville-film-time-converter.html

frogbs, Thursday, 1 April 2021 15:05 (three years ago) link

the text scrolling from right to left was probably my favorite part

i'm working on an amiga demo (small little art computer/music thing) and that was the punchline of the thing :(

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 1 April 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link

The out-of-synch alternate take running in the background

pplains, Thursday, 1 April 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link

Also, the VFA Time Converter is a direct hit to my wheelhouse.

pplains, Thursday, 1 April 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link

Sub-scrubbers

too cool for zen talk (Eazy), Thursday, 1 April 2021 21:17 (three years ago) link

has it been mentioned that the clapperboard "clipart" has the hinge on backwards?

wasdnuos (abanana), Saturday, 3 April 2021 12:46 (three years ago) link

not On Cinema related but this really cracked me up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-q9kL17i94

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link

The Oscar for "Worst Oscar Special" goes to....@TimHeidecker for "2021 KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MOVIES OSCAR SPECIAL featuring a cast of Bad Musicians and Relatives from Tim's 8th Marriage"

— The REAL Mister Movies (@greggturkington) April 22, 2021

too cool for zen talk (Eazy), Thursday, 22 April 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link

i now have my very own hei network account

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 22 April 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link

hope it's an elaborate phishing scam

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 22 April 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link

Share your login and let’s find out

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 23 April 2021 00:32 (three years ago) link

The Yellow River Boys have a Pilsner (really):

https://www.instagram.com/p/CN8Y6_zrG96/?igshid=1m9bdn6ncd076

too cool for zen talk (Eazy), Friday, 23 April 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link

lol I asked the FB group to drop random OC quotes on my new profile picture just to confuse my friends and family and THEY DELIVERED

https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=10101773796506227&set=a.574261769497¬if_id=1619147845229387¬if_t=feedback_reaction_generic&ref=notif

frogbs, Friday, 23 April 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link

lol, your t-shirt is fantastic.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 April 2021 15:47 (three years ago) link

not On Cinema related but this really cracked me up

Wow the end of that bit hit close to home. A certain someone in my family loves to tell stories about how wherever they go, their [mundane reason or "snarky comment"] gets all sorts of disproportionately animated reactions out of other people, like Tim's grocery store cashier in the bit. Sorry, but I've seen you out in public and I know for a fact that you aren't constantly blowing people's minds and/or shocking them with your wit or your t-shirt or whatever it is you claim gets these cartoonish "reactions" all the time. So, Tim nailed it. I mean, that character (standup Tim?) might be my favorite character... he really gets the type of person he is parodying.

Evan, Friday, 23 April 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link

might be my favorite of his characters that he does*

Evan, Friday, 23 April 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link

It's the most subtle thing ever because he's just being the type of obnoxious douche who actually exists irl and those of us who know his stuff and understand what he's doing are like (nods knowingly + approvingly) while your average joe on the street sees that bit and is just like (exaggeratedly rolls eyes) 'okaaaaaaay?'.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 April 2021 16:27 (three years ago) link

Yeah right down to the impression with the bug eyes and "Ok??" or "Wow!" etc. These other people in their story are always either so impressed or flabbergasted somehow by my notoriously un-edgy family member. It's ironic.

Evan, Friday, 23 April 2021 16:32 (three years ago) link

It's a rich comedic thread going back at least as far as Spagett. You just got so spooked! You should've seen your faces!

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 April 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link

Exactly. They're experts in parodying that mix of ego delusion/desperation.

Evan, Friday, 23 April 2021 16:52 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/mV1LKbQxpb

— The REAL Mister Movies (@greggturkington) April 23, 2021

nxd, Friday, 23 April 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link

lmao the FB group is now full of people confused about whether or not the Our Cinema special is actually airing and what the hell "VFA time" is which is just perfectly in character

frogbs, Sunday, 25 April 2021 16:50 (three years ago) link

what is VFA time from, i don’t remember that

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 25 April 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link


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