start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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how do people constantly forget how to submit their timecard. like it was the first thing I wanted to learn so I got any OT coming my way

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

Did u cc rhondaaaaaaaa

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link

RHONDA!!??

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

rhonda is away from her desk

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

Flipside is my manager every 30 days sending me a "Don't forget to to time-track!" email. Dude, I fill this shit out every four hours.

pplains, Thursday, 31 December 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link

I clocked in on xmas eve for the first time in nine monthd it was glorious

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 December 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link

Love my mom to death but listening to her clumsily try to help her similarly computer illiterate friend get into a website is truly the 7th layer of Hell.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 17:28 (three years ago) link

guilty lol

kinder, Monday, 11 January 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link

english bands, used to seeing post-vat prices in shops, who put those prices into bandcamp, not realising that BC will always(?) add the 20% again.

12 quid for a cd is ok, 12 + 20% + 1.50 postage and it's getting ridiculous.

7.99 for digital version, => 9.58

(american are used to pre-tax prices, but then the state tax is usually <10% so not so much a problem)

koogs, Monday, 18 January 2021 13:53 (three years ago) link

Is it just me that finds the fiddly bits of sellotape/sticky-back plastic used to seal-up loaves of broad fantastically irritating? I hardly ever manage to get one open without resorting to a shiv and never manage to use them to re-seal. Fuck off, I say.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:27 (three years ago) link

Nb, not prompted by the new bread thread.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:28 (three years ago) link

the stuff i buy (that 50/50 stuff) has a loop of sticky stuff around the neck of the loaf but the two ends that would normally stick together, glue to glue, are instead stuck to a V of paper which you can rip apart.

koogs, Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:38 (three years ago) link

yeah they used to have those little tags which worked fine

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:39 (three years ago) link

the stuff i buy (that 50/50 stuff) has a loop of sticky stuff around the neck of the loaf but the two ends that would normally stick together, glue to glue, are instead stuck to a V of paper which you can rip apart.

This should work in theory but invariably doesn't.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:56 (three years ago) link

COMING NEXT announcments on screen 5 minutes before the end of the show, which is just when the denoument is happening.

ie the horror channel just then, Night Of The Demon, just as the demon appears for the last time COMING NEXT covering the bottom 25% of the screen, white on red.

koogs, Monday, 25 January 2021 17:01 (three years ago) link

I know I'm not alone in this and I don't think it's necessarily irrational, but holy crap, how can YouTube keep making the user experience even worse? I've made my peace, such as it is, with the constant ads before every video, but this ever more prevalent trend of inserting the ads into the middle of videos is pretty much rendering it worthless. Tried to watch a three and a half minute music video with my son this morning and it was twice(!) interrupted by ads, once about 30 seconds in and again about two minutes in.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 January 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

I feel like I'm going to hell for this, but there was a news story about two women who wanted to contribute to their food bank so both went to a supermarket and spent £30 each on groceries which they then took to the food bank. Most food banks will happily accept monetary donations so they can spend it on what they need and it doesn't incur any risk of going to a supermarket in a pandemic and then having a TV crew to come and film a report about it.
I realise I haven't donated anything myself for a while so going to rectify that.

kinder, Monday, 25 January 2021 17:09 (three years ago) link

I remember during one Louisiana hurricane in which the water system got trashed, people in Los Angeles were trying to send bottled water there.

nickn, Monday, 25 January 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

It looks like my bank hjas decided to update its smartphone app to only work on smartphones later than my device. I thought, ok that is a real pain and seriously inconveniences me. I thought I found a work around like I could do online banking through internet on phone and on my desktop. So that was not as handy but workable.
NOw I go to online bank and to sign in I need to have the app on my device to confirm my account is being legally accessed. Otherwise i need to wait 10 days for another device to be delivered so I can mess around with taht too.
Jesus what a bunch of arseholes.
I need to access my account now to pay bills and rent and things what the fuck are they playing at.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 09:38 (three years ago) link

This AIB?

Have had an awful fuckin time of it with them lately

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 09:54 (three years ago) link

no the other lot.
but is this happening in several firms at the same time. competition like.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 10:26 (three years ago) link

just want to give a shout-out to universities and other institutions which insist on job applicants filling out a 24-page word document application form with six separate personal statements detailing your qualities in regards to six different aspects of the role, taking about eight hours to fill in properly, then send you a two-sentence form rejection email four weeks later, or maybe not even that.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link

"The mEdiA iS buRying tHis sToRy!!!!"

(Link to washingtonpost.com)

GAH

Copybara / pasteybara (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link

I got the FBP notice about how FB had updated tehir code to stop teh Revert site from working earlier thsi week. I'm now stuck with what appears to be the mobile version on my desktop.
Can't see any controls to tell me how I change from that to any other view.
Shouldn't be a big deal but this is an annoying set up.
Would be good to be able to access some set of controls over the look at least.

Stevolende, Sunday, 31 January 2021 14:04 (three years ago) link

looking for articles about bedroom lighting and almost all of the photos are taken in broad daylight. Wtf!?

brimstead, Sunday, 31 January 2021 22:43 (three years ago) link

Don’t know why I used “broad” there lol

brimstead, Sunday, 31 January 2021 22:44 (three years ago) link

Podcasters laughing too long and loud

new variant (onimo), Monday, 1 February 2021 00:20 (three years ago) link

Re ads at start of/in middle of Youtubes, Adblock Plus does stop all of that

Mind, it wont work if you are youtubing on phone app or say, AppleTV/PS4 etc apps.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 1 February 2021 04:55 (three years ago) link

Having a Boiler Room DJ set stop every 5 minutes for an ad break nearly pushed me to the brink the other day.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 1 February 2021 05:40 (three years ago) link

on my laptop with my adblocker (ublock?) i don't see YouTube ads but do have to wait whilst the clock ticks down.

koogs, Monday, 1 February 2021 07:45 (three years ago) link

irrationally angry that someone posted pandas in 'bear say hi to me'

koogs, Monday, 1 February 2021 07:51 (three years ago) link

Companies who expand wildly beyond their initial purpose. Tesco (supermarket) - hey we're now a mobile phone service provider! And a credit card company! And a bank! Oakley (sunglasses) - buy our rucksacks and shoes! Google (internet search) - play our videogames! (that went well)

ledge, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 10:06 (three years ago) link

Fun fact for you: the name of the world's largest advertising company, WPP, originally stands for "Wire and Plastic Products". (The company used to make shopping baskets.)

anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 10:17 (three years ago) link

didn't tesco have a digital music store? yes - https://www.tescoplc.com/news/2012/tesco-buys-digital-music-platform/

my tablet is a tesco hudl (which i guess isn't too far away from telecomms)

koogs, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 11:59 (three years ago) link

i'm at an airbnb with a decorative platter featuring a map of michigan with cutesy illustrations for each town (car for detroit, cherries for traverse city, etc).

there's also a drawing of a city skyline for chicago but it includes none of the buildings most people would associate with the chicago skyline. like why would you not draw the willis tower or hancock building?

joygoat, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:04 (three years ago) link

Does it have anything in between Grand Rapids and Sleeping Bear Dunes?

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:10 (three years ago) link

draw the willis tower

fped you for this

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link

wanted to say sears but tried to remain factually correct

xp muskegeon gets a lighthouse and luddington just gets a leaf

joygoat, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:40 (three years ago) link

there's also a drawing of a city skyline for chicago but it includes none of the buildings most people would associate with the chicago skyline. like why would you not draw the willis tower or hancock building?

How old is it?

pplains, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:29 (three years ago) link

the water is out in my apartment and i am ready to cut a bitch

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:58 (three years ago) link

xp from sometime within the past 15 years, definitely after both buildings were built

joygoat, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link

ayiyi forks this happened to us a few months ago. it was only out for like 36 hours but those 36 hours were INSANE.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 22:10 (three years ago) link

<3 <3 <3 iconic

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Muskegon_Breakwater_light.jpg

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 22:14 (three years ago) link

haha oh shit i never looked that lighthouse up but the drawing on the shitty platter is like standard lighthouse white color, definitely not a red one. stupid platter

joygoat, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:02 (three years ago) link

I just spent 10 minutes trying to open one of those twist to pop-up soap dispenser tops and actually had to resort to a youtube video for tips. And there were a lot of videos!

I now know the secret, btw, AMA.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:15 (three years ago) link

OMFG I have the same issue with one, I mean dont you usually just rotate the spout and it pops out, so WHY ISNT IT WORKING GAH

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 4 February 2021 02:57 (three years ago) link

The secret is ... there are actually *three* parts! The spout part, the neck that screws/attaches onto the bottle, but then a *third* independent part, a ring between the spout part and the neck. When you twist the spout part, you have to make sure the neck (the bottom part) is totally immobilized, otherwise the ring in the middle rotates, too. At least, that's how it was successfully explained to me on the internet.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 February 2021 03:16 (three years ago) link

My entire life is beset with problems like this. I assume it's a punishment (and my innate clumsiness).

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 4 February 2021 09:30 (three years ago) link


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