Real England

Dead Skag Blues

"It's not fair, I'd just managed to graft some tinfoil from the corner shop and was all ready for planet gear"

Binman in Hereford told not to come back to work after being caught on camera kicking the head off a snowman

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/binman-told-not-to-come-back-to-work-after-being-caught-on-camera-kicking-the-head-off-a-snowman/ar-BB1db8kE

That's Tupsley for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGmYeAm0jk

conferencecall.biz/ ain't what it used to be

That was incredible

Aye

READ THE STANDING ORDERS!
READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!!

Some people aren't fit for human society

Aled the councillor seems like a right nutjob with the way he lost it, but the best but was the toilet flushing

i wasn't sure whether that was toilet flushing or some sort of demonic presence in the meeting

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/crown-green-bowlers-scatter-police-19774967

Crown green bowlers scatter as police arrive to break up illicit match

Posting on a public Facebook group, the wife of one of the bowlers said: "Who on earth sent Four coppers to Marine Park coz bowlers where [sic] having a game of bowls?
"You absolute saddos. Get a life. Stop wasting coppers time.
"Go to other places where dog walkers are gathering allegedly walking dogs but aren't abiding the 2 metre rule.
"So angry at you putting my husband in a position of not [sic] good. Show yourselves I dare you".

and that, in a nutshell, is why we're fucked

I thought [sic] was in Australia, so coming over here just to play bowls shows real commitment.

pensioners with their vaccinations, they're gonna run wild i tell you.

'6.2cm-tall man' offered priority Covid vaccine after NHS blunder https://t.co/vt2j5Fi9Wg

— Guardian World (@guardianworld) February 18, 2021

Residents of village near York are left mystified after nearly 50 drain covers vanish overnight: https://t.co/hwnvIcjiME pic.twitter.com/mCYbmA252K

— BBC Yorkshire (@BBCLookNorth) February 19, 2021

it's getting hard out there for a scrapper

I blame Jemina Cowbine

well lets face it .. drain covers are endlessly fascinating objects and each individual with its own storied hizzzstioryzzzzzz....

it was corbyn wasn’t it

omg Kier has turned him into a Marvel Comics baddie!

The HoleMan

https://news.sky.com/story/corbyn-yes-i-collect-manhole-covers-10339360

Him and Piers don't fall out over covidiocy or climate crank nonsense, they fall out over whether the iron ore in a manhole cover is genuine Rotherham!

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/music/gary-barlows-fans-are-left-wanting-more-after-effortless-duet-with-legend-bradley-walsh/ar-BB1dQ6cN?ocid=mailsignout&li=AAnZ9Ug
Gary Barlow's fans are left wanting more after 'effortless' duet with 'legend' Bradley Walsh

Plural seems a bit excessive

Inside the Gently Competitive World of Giant Vegetable Growing

Snoop Dogg also once approached Fortey for advice. “I do vegetation myself,” Snoop told the BBC.

Some 'tone deaf' Real Scotland.

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19134779.gordon-beattie-resigns-tone-deaf-social-media-post/

Strong white guy quoting that Chris Rock routine energy

pic.twitter.com/ufM7psalve

— Gordon Beattie (@gordonbeattie) March 3, 2021

is that a different Gordon or did they just an old pic in The herald?

Same guy.

doing memes of himself with his own inspirational quotes seems to be a regular feature of his account!

the first Shitposting Chancellor of the Exchequer

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqyjitpXAAgnJYX?format=jpg&name=medium

there is this millionaire down the road from me and when I nosily peered into the sun lounge of his new-build mansion (that doesn't have a front garden and has been built right on the edge of a countryside road) and on the wall he has the slogan "Teamwork ... Is What Makes the Dream Work". I felt like throwing a brick through his window!

the mysterious magic of capitalism, fetch me a bulldozer

Gordon Beattie's Quote For The Day: Fuck the Pope and the IRA.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoTaqMtXIAAFKaH?format=jpg&name=medium

come back when you've put out 5 volumes of your shitposting, dril

My west coast bias had him judged by his name, his equal opps targets just confirmed it.

"Road runner" birds "attacking dogs" after invading Hertfordshire housing estate https://t.co/MGcMs7GoJT

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) March 26, 2021

rhea england

o pls

Corby, Northampton, 1979. Photo submitted by Jessica Clark.

Jessica “My dad Dermot Powderly holding his Kestrel as his mum watches on in the background.” pic.twitter.com/w769tdiEF8

— The People’s Archive (@peoplearchive) April 10, 2021

wonderful.

https://i.imgur.com/P6n7a9m.jpg

Saw this today. That's already some top work to put it up there but then to be arsed to climb up and put it at half-mast is serious dedication.

A couple of weeks ago I saw a white van which had a number plate that more or less read 'ALBION'.

look i think we should all be supporting Pete, refurbishing any hotel in whitstable would take hard work

FUCKING YIKES #facebooknews pic.twitter.com/zjjWwICG0X

— Andy Parmo (@andyparmo) April 17, 2021

trying my damnedest to not think about thos beans