The Chiffons recorded the republican party first.
― shivers me timber (sic), Sunday, 14 February 2021 05:38 (three years ago) link
"this human"Random IG post: Had the best takeout cocktails with this human
― p.j.b. (pj), Sunday, 14 February 2021 06:04 (three years ago) link
Acceptable if the speaker is from another species, imo.
― jmm, Sunday, 14 February 2021 06:08 (three years ago) link
The baboon/human divide is real
― orc-dom (pj), Sunday, 14 February 2021 06:09 (three years ago) link
acceptable if the activity in question is something one commonly does with a non-human: e.g. had a chill trip to the vet with this human or had to get up early to take this human outside to pee
― sarahell, Sunday, 14 February 2021 23:01 (three years ago) link
Maybe one for the co-workers thread, but:
A colleague who regularly 'pings' emails and refers to rough drafts a 'starter for ten' has just used the phrase 'long-term quarterbacking of delivery strategy' in a presentation.
I generally like this person but their jargon is unbearable.
― salsa shark, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:26 (three years ago) link
do they also say things like
"now, this doesn't mean we have carte blanche to do whatever we want"
"although we believe this is how it will work, we are still massaging the details a bit"
"we have a lot of balls up in the air"
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:28 (three years ago) link
“Can you begin to socialise the details of this new process with your teams ?”
― Luna Schlosser, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:30 (three years ago) link
'starter for ten' is... horrifying
― jmm, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:32 (three years ago) link
I would be too tempted to insert intentional malapropisms into my daily speech with them to see if they picked up on it
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:32 (three years ago) link
i don't even get 'starter for ten'
"Here's your starter for ten [points]" is how Jeremy Paxman introduces the first question in each batch of questions in University Challenge.
― jmm, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link
ahhhh gotcha, yeah that is 'burn with fire'
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link
Probably an okay joke the first time someone thought of it. As jargon though...
― jmm, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:53 (three years ago) link
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, February 15, 2021 8:32 AM (eighteen minutes ago)
HAHAHAHA!
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:53 (three years ago) link
ctrl-f "meggings"
okay delete thread, start over
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 February 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link
meggings for muggles ...
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link
lol “starter for ten” is absolutely baked into my workplace to the point that few even see it as jargon.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:13 (three years ago) link
Do they follow up with "no conferring"?
― a good person to be on your side in a boundary dispute, otherwise not (Matt #2), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link
anytime someone answers a question in class and adds an ",Alex" at the end I kick them out of class
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link
Is this in the US? Who would 'get' starter for ten in the US?
― I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Monday, 15 February 2021 17:52 (three years ago) link
It's in the UK, which makes the 'quarterbacking' thing even more baffling - nobody involved in the project is American.
do they also say things like"now, this doesn't mean we have carte blanche to do whatever we want""although we believe this is how it will work, we are still massaging the details a bit""we have a lot of balls up in the air"
"now, this doesn't mean we have carte blanche to do whatever we want""although we believe this is how it will work, we are still massaging the details a bit""we have a lot of balls up in the air"
I think I've heard 'balls up in the air' but thankfully not the first two. Yet.
my sincerest condolences
― salsa shark, Monday, 15 February 2021 17:54 (three years ago) link
how about "teeing things up?" ... like
co-worker: we should tee up this new projectme: i don't really know much about golf?co-worker: huh?me: what does "tee up" actually mean?
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link
we work for a non-profit that helps low-income people and artists -- why are we using golf metaphors?
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link
lol ok I do that one now and then but only cos half the time I forget the word "staging"
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link
at least you work for/with people who aspire to have the wealth and leisure time to play golf
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:14 (three years ago) link
"We should prime the canvas on this project."
― jmm, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link
staging is fine. most people know what that means.
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link
If that is the measure then idk 95% of this thread is fine tbh
― scampsite (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:23 (three years ago) link
idk it's mostly contextual in terms of the inconsistency / disjunction between who is speaking and to whom and what the context is. If you are using language that because of the audience and/or context that is unclear or requires the audience to do extra cognitive steps that really shouldn't be required ... that is the majority of what annoys me. Cognitive steps in a "punching down" type of way that I feel is part of jargon's function -- like it connotes a professionalism and higher status than the average person.
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:24 (three years ago) link
teeing up can also refer to the rather more proletarian sport of tee-ball
Or maybe I'm just drinking my own bathwater here.
There are some sharks in the water but really this is the long pole in the tent
― illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:26 (three years ago) link
heh let me circle back to you on that in a while and i'll ping you when there's a deliverable
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link
sarahell, just make sure we answer the mail
― illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:29 (three years ago) link
Theres little that teeing up does ito punching down to the uninformed that staging doesnt also do tbh
― scampsite (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:33 (three years ago) link
imo, imo obv
I'm just going to let these posts marinate for a bit before I make them actionable.
We're going to need to be choiceful, going forward.
― illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link
When I left government contracting a while back, I thought I would be free of military jargon but alas, it is not to be.
I am trying to instill "lessons learned" in lieu of "after-action" or - ugh - "hotwash."
"postmortem" is not a military metaphor but I still don't want to use it. Like, no one and nothing is dead, we're just talking about soliciting opinions on what went right v. wrong.
Unfortunately all of those terms are still in active use, even in the private sector
― illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link
You'd think that a phrase which sounds almost like 'hogwash' wouldn't take off.
― jmm, Monday, 15 February 2021 18:51 (three years ago) link
It may be a specifically Air Force term - I hadn't heard of it until recently
― illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 February 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link
Rhonda??
― Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link
Reductio ad absurdum is a good one
― scampsite (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link
Rhonduction ad absurdum
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link
ymp you may think 'postmortem' is bad but just wait until you work somewhere that wants to discuss the 'learnings' from a project i.e. things that didn't work. when you discuss these learnings please feel free to refer to the actions you might take next time as 'builds' i.e. 'um i have a couple of builds on that one' and everyone else at the table's like uh oh here we go
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 February 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link
You will be heartened to know i annihilated candidates for buzzwording me at interview last week
― scampsite (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link
where did you dispose of their remains?
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 21:26 (three years ago) link
Im a midranking civil servant when i leave the room i presume someone scurries in to handle it
― scampsite (darraghmac), Monday, 15 February 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link
'starter pack' as an adjective. come off it.
― maelin, Monday, 15 February 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link
i annihilated candidates for buzzwording me at interview last week
I'm enormously heartened by this, as predicted.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 15 February 2021 23:53 (three years ago) link
Okay maybe this is more a "use other words please" than an "annoy the shit out of me," but:
"That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
...is approaching the status of being played out like an 8-track.
― illumi-naughty (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link
What everyone really needs to accept is that it’s horribly grating to hear anyone say anything that anyone else has ever said before
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