the original site coming up on its ten year anniversary btw
― Milton Parker, Friday, 10 July 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)
oh man I remember zombo.com
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Friday, 10 July 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)
I don't know why Plurk isn't more popular. It's 10x better than Twitter.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 11 July 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)
maybe cause its called "plurk"
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Saturday, 11 July 2009 17:08 (sixteen years ago)
lol I am back on twitter now
twitter.com/rodneyjgreene
― Como el Gran Houdini (The Reverend), Saturday, 18 July 2009 11:25 (sixteen years ago)
htt://www.twitter.com/rodneyjgreene
fuck
http://www.twitter.com/rodneyjgreene
did y'all see this: http://twitter.com/iirc
― tehresa, Saturday, 18 July 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
Blatant plug - if you time it right, you can be my 200th follower. HOW EXCITING.
http://twitter.com/sickmouthy
― I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 19 July 2009 11:20 (sixteen years ago)
The sausages dude mentioned upthread (http://www.twitter.com/allthesausages) still wins for sheer fucking randomness.
― I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 19 July 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
Do y'all think Twitter is a service that people will still be using 10 years from now?
I made it three days before deleting my account.
― kshighway, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)
my friend devised this project that feeds live tweets into a text-voice translator, super-compulsive listening
http://radio.nymoon.com/tweetradio/
― hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)
AKGovSarahPalin: Awesome AK night sensing summer already winding down w/fireweed near full bloom;finally sitting down to pen;listening to Big & Rich "Shuttin Detroit Down"
― Gigolo Grasiento (baaderonixx), Thursday, 23 July 2009 08:59 (sixteen years ago)
that sounds kinda awesome minus the big and rich although that is such a lolsome detail that i dont mind
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)
"finally setting down to pen" = semicoherently berating ghostwriter
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
@zizekspeaks There is nothing sublime about being on a ship caught in a storm which threatens to drown it - only the terror of facing a painful death.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)
rough day i guess
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)
@MargaretLAtwood The person using my name -- Margaret Atwood -- and my picture on Twitter is not me. Please stop imperonating me. Thanks.5:31 PM Jul 25th from web
@MargaretLAtwood You can tell MargaretLAtwood really is me, because I made a typo -- should be "impersonating," "Imperonating" is pretending to be Evita.5:37 PM Jul 25th from web
:D
― lex pretend, Thursday, 6 August 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.dembot.net/images/twitter_server.png
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:08 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.istwitterdown.com/
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)
i have a friend for whom twitter has become life. i can only imagine his distress at seeing that big red yes and smile.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)
That would be ME right now.
::gnashes teeth::
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)
i totally misjudged my audience
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)
Denial of service attack, apparently, also affecting facebook (like I'd care about that nonsense, tho.)
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)
i gave up on twitter. i just post <140 chars on ilx now it seems.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:33 (sixteen years ago)
hoping to find social network where i'm not unpopular one day
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:34 (sixteen years ago)
Twitter's outage is headline news on channel 4. Christ.
― Slumpman, Thursday, 6 August 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
"I had to Google search Twitter to find out what was going on, when normally my Twitter feed gives me all the breaking news I need," said Alison Koski, a New York public-relations manager. She added she felt "completely lost" without Twitter.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_tec_twitter_outage
― omar little, Thursday, 6 August 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)
Anyone else having trouble updating their settings?
― kshighway, Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:10 (sixteen years ago)
So, apparently the Twitter CEO's wife is twittering her delivery.
http://twitter.com/sara/
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 13:50 (sixteen years ago)
Dear Twitter, My water broke. It wasn't like Charlotte in Sex and the City. Now, timing contractions on an iPhone app.
about 10 hours ago from txt
quick poll: did everyone you know that has an iphone turn into a cunt when they got it?
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:20 (sixteen years ago)
g-kit: misjudging his audience since 2001!
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:26 (sixteen years ago)
huh, i was just gonna paste that in
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:28 (5 days ago) Bookmark
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:27 (sixteen years ago)
born in 1979 btw
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)
Was a wild guess at your intro to ilx tbh
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)
i knows, and most probably correct. i just wanted you to be sure that i have a longer history of this.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:35 (sixteen years ago)
I believe you dude :)
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)
@zizekspeaks
omg he's on twitter? my husband has gibson on his list. i need to add both!
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:14 (sixteen years ago)
I have been impersonating a fairly well-known professional in a field I know little about for several months. It was a joke at first and then it became fairly hard work, and then went back to being fun again, and then it went pretty o_O and now it's nice again and I can manage my workload now that I don't bother replying to everything I get. Relax, I'm not impersonating an oncologist or a lawyer or anything.
― your vah chef (fields of salmon), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)
twitter is bullshit. useless crap. waste of time. nobody needs it. people who twitter are either brainless or they will become brainless by twittering. who cares.
― alex in mainhattan, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)
Hey replace Alex' post with internet and it works just as well! ;-)
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:29 (sixteen years ago)
Relax, I'm not impersonating an oncologist or a lawyer or anything.
So what's it like being Perez?
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)
Not as good as it was when I was Steve Jobs.
― your vah chef (fields of salmon), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
there's something sort of hilarious about the top-of-trending-topics "welovethenhs" hashtag being adopted by c1al1s spambots.
― la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)
So, who are some of the most interesting people you follow on the Twitter?
I vote @hotdogsladies.
― kshighway, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
@mindykaling
― musically, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)
^^
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)
http://danzarrella.com/speaking3.jpg
― kshighway, Monday, 31 August 2009 05:26 (sixteen years ago)
sarah silverman for sure
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Monday, 31 August 2009 05:27 (sixteen years ago)