Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

i'd like a hamburger too tho

i can see this is another album cycle where we are celebrating bad writing

I'm starting to feel vindicated now that a dedicated dog-demonising thread that I've never going to click on again, quite revealingly keeps getting bumped up by a cat.

what are you implying

lol

i always happened what would happen to hatcat after the washington http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg finally changed their goddamn now

name

SlackCatHatBot will never die

hopefully the http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg will tho

There's a retweet button right there in the app.

Because Oak

You could go read any book.

I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my snake caught in the Senate door
How about some defecation, please?

Straight up now tell me, do you really wanna cut the filibuster?
(Oh, oh, oh)
Or am I caught in a shit and run?
Straight up now tell me, is it gonna be Ted a-squirtin custard?
(Oh, oh, oh)
Or is this just about flexin buns??

this thread needed to be nuked from orbit years ago

Then we would lose the warm feeling of being in-the-know when we figure out what a post refers to.

Thanks for those two worthless contributions, lads, continues to be a complete mystery as to why ilx continues to lose female posters

shit jokes or dick measuring -- fitting though

In truth, I'd prefer if all posts were nestled safely in the threads where they were born.

(wants to appreciate the new revived posts itt but realizes the context and backs away slowly)

i prefer dick jokes and shit measuring.

i love dick jokes and deck jokes

Fin

i respect if this is too personal and you don't want to discuss, but as the the poll-runner, do you vote at the beginning and let the chips fall as they may, or do you wait until the end and vote, knowing exactly where your choices will land? what i am saying is, are you a person of integrity and commitment to fair elections, or are you the proof that one can "smelt it" and "dealt it" at the same time?

honestly, one of the few times i ran a poll (b-52s?) i was a person of integrity, but then later it gnawed at me and i wished that i'd artificially adjusted the results to meet my desires

sorry for the double post. i had second thoughts, then a third and a fourth, it just kept coming

should have said "The Art of the AK-47"

The only thing I understand at all in this thread is that apparently, I am an OG of Mayhem.

sometimes my kids start getting rowdy and excited and I know they are going to end up getting in a fight with each-other or some other kind of trouble. I can't pre-emptively tell them off because they haven't crossed any lines yet, and they will not take any hints or encouragement to calm down, I just have to sit and watch it happen.

I volunteer to eat the sin if it fuckin helps jesus save us all

I have never seen someone so consistently full of shit on here and he's no Betamax

i've heard the taco bell cantina is pretty cool

monkey's paw: the CIA uses vaccine freezer trucks to break Jeanine Anez out of prison and puts her back in power in Bolivia

No one i think is in my tree

at least they got a cop

spicy

avril 14 sounds like “a piano tribute to” edward sharpe and the magnetic fuckos or something, cloying af

Condolences

I Love Posturing

nobel peace prize for not being donald trump

whew good thing you didn't post that would have been a real dust up!

what's your fav rhetorical style: "if slackbot only replied with regurgitated podcast opinions" or "bob leftsetz"

I Love Posturing

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson),

lol you beat me to it

I Love Xposturing

otm

God, don't tell me he's discovered the US politics thread.

that pie was pretty good ... not the worst decision I've ever made

then i guess it's quik-crete down the toilet time

lol you so aren't gonna die for these things

in capitalist America, you support pillow

maybe that's how he got his name

Both sides, amirite?

#metoo to the tune of “Tattoo”

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