What are Joe Biden's flaws?

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dying @ greek rice pudding

flopson, Friday, 19 March 2021 06:54 (three years ago) link

cơm tấm stirred into a snack pack. so damn irish it's greek.

intrusive dobro, shoeless guest (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 March 2021 07:01 (three years ago) link

did he often talk about "being Irish" before having his genealogy officially traced in 2008?

His mother is called Catherine Finnegan so I’m pretty sure he realised before then.

Scamp Granada (gyac), Friday, 19 March 2021 07:32 (three years ago) link

I meant publicly / promotionally :)

armoured van, Holden (sic), Friday, 19 March 2021 08:03 (three years ago) link

My sources tell me Joe Biden is a terrible man for the pint of harp

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 March 2021 08:32 (three years ago) link

Biden though, what is that, French?

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 March 2021 08:53 (three years ago) link

so glad this revive is about puddin' not Putin

nashwan, Friday, 19 March 2021 09:06 (three years ago) link

When fox does 3 hours on Biden’s trip tonight, remind them that Pence did it first.

pic.twitter.com/cMgVZtelXQ

— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) March 19, 2021

unintentional Neil Kinnock plagiarisation this time tbf

calzino, Friday, 19 March 2021 23:58 (three years ago) link

Trump and the ramp/water got weeks of jokes from liberal comedians and media, we can look forward to dueling enfeebled Presidents for years to come.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 20 March 2021 00:33 (three years ago) link

Calling it now: SNL will bring back Chevy Chase to play Biden and there is a distinct possibility that the pratfall will make him die on live TV

— The Box Set Bastard (@Sir__Duque) March 19, 2021

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 20 March 2021 00:46 (three years ago) link

tis a consummation etc.

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 20 March 2021 00:49 (three years ago) link

Chevy would probably be delighted to pop 'em while people laugh. Also, he'd probably be funny as Biden (especially as the crew grow more frustrated with him every week and the writers start undermining him / turning his IRL outbursts into dialogue, Community-style).

armoured van, Holden (sic), Saturday, 20 March 2021 01:37 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

STAY FOCUSED PLZ

pomenitul, Thursday, 8 April 2021 19:40 (three years ago) link

one problem i have with him is that he's literally out of his mind and is being propped up around Washington like another weekend at bernies sequel. he has no idea what he is doing, he can't even speak. he doesn't know who the vice-president of the united states is, and he probably doesn't know who the president is either.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

STAY FOCUSED PRZ

rob, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:26 (three years ago) link

any FDR comparisons would have to be limited to governing philosophy, not legislative results. for legislative results you need to have the votes in congress, too.

sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 April 2021 18:13 (three years ago) link

wow how did I miss photos of him using a bunch of clover as a pocket square on St Patrick's Day lmao

rob, Wednesday, 21 April 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

isn't fucking dead yet

Left, Thursday, 13 May 2021 23:15 (three years ago) link

As the holy month of Ramadan comes to an end, Jill and I send our warmest greetings to all those celebrating Eid. May you be well throughout the year. Eid Mubarak. pic.twitter.com/LqXDIAOwHc

— President Biden (@POTUS) May 13, 2021

Fuuuuuck you

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 13 May 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link

Here is the least that could be done.

Rep. Ilhan Omar just called Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu an "ethno-nationalist" on the floor of the House.

— Colin Kalmbacher (@colinkalmbacher) May 13, 2021

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 13 May 2021 23:45 (three years ago) link

in terms of straight thuggery I can’t think of any current world leader who tops Netanyahu and yet somehow he’s most special boy status. absolutely bananas.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Thursday, 13 May 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link

yeesh

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 14 May 2021 00:41 (three years ago) link

this has made me madder at biden than the day the us embassy in haiti posted that "don't come here" tweet

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 14 May 2021 00:52 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

flatulence

🚨 | BREAKING: Joe Biden ‘broke wind’ infront of Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall.

‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore. Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it’

Via @MoS_Politics

— Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI) November 6, 2021

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 8 November 2021 20:05 (two years ago) link

that's not a flaw

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 8 November 2021 20:16 (two years ago) link

it was the fart that ruined a marriage

just staying (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 November 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link

That’s why she doesn’t pull Prince Charles’s fingers.

Prince Charles' fingers have proper upset me pic.twitter.com/zc10cD2Hmp

— Forgotten Scouse House (@ForgottenScouse) June 13, 2020

suggest bainne (gyac), Monday, 8 November 2021 20:22 (two years ago) link

I wonder if that's some sort of medical condition, I have arthritic fingers but they never swelled up so evenly, or with such vivid colour.

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 8 November 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link

flatulence: lemons
flatulence in front of the royal family: lemonade

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 8 November 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link

it's due to blood thinners iirc

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 8 November 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link


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