The Tyranny of Humour

Straight talk from someone at the end of a 93 hour day

if ILX isn’t funny enough, you have to be be funnier

that's like asking someone to tell a joke though

"be funny!"

"um uh yes okay have you heard the one about the uh two lizards in a barrel"

they got so drunk they performed mutual autotomy!

thank you i do weddings

thank God we’re already married

What a revelation

^this is the stuff

one of the cruelest parts of childhood was my sister - seconds after i had declared that my life ambition was to be a stand-up comedian - daring me to make her laugh and never laughing ever again. i fucking HATE when people do that!

but it taught me an important lesson: you can never ask laugh. seriously - you have to do it yourself

94/7

eliane radigue's trilogie de la mort fucking did the trick, that's a great ambient experience. binaural. might go walk in the neighborhood and freak some dogs out this morning!

Dogs can be pretty funny. I'm a big fan (and my family hates me for) Kids Write Jokes, which can be hit or miss but often errs on the side of perfectly surreal. My favorite recent joke was "what's black and white and is a panda?" That's the entire joke.

i guess we've also reached a sort of humour singularity, where (for example) AI Weirdness is funnier than most human humour

I read that as "Al Weirdness" like it was the formal name on "Weird" Al's driver's license.

i honestly feel like i'm ready for the new era of humor. i don't know what that is yet, but i'm ready to be ruled

Are you ready to laugh?

FUCKING OD ME WITH FUNNY

cue: the cold war!

I think "humour" has come to stand in for "things that use the techniques of humour" rather than "things that are actually funny and make you laugh".

Like, I am pro-laughing but anti-"humour"

I'm not sure where "twats who find everything hilarious" fit into this theory, though

at the end of a long day and a long night, i only believe in the four humors, and i would prefer a good balance between them

Some really funny stuff on twitter.com ime

On some days the John Cage-ification of the oldest joke in the world is preferable to the dazzling Tyranny of Cenacle Wit.

If i started a thread about it being good to be able to laugh i doubt the tenor of responses would be any different so im glad i havent tbh

listen, i feel like everyone is afraid of something: being asked to make everyone else laugh. everyone is asking everyone else to laugh, and everyone is feeling all the feelings all about it.

but i will do what no one else has ever done, infinitely, before: i will not ask anyone to make me laugh, ever

https://i.insider.com/554786186bb3f78f7d33ba2f?width=1200&format=jpeg

The fart song thread was good for a few cheap laffs and I'd moved on days ago but now I'm feeling strangely compelled to make sure that thing gets bumped to the top of SNA in perpetuity.

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obviously a thinly-veiled continuation of my attack on ilx - 'the tyranny of lame humour' - excelsior tariff lower than ever, genuine waspish wit or ingenuity at an all-time retreat, j'accuse

The irony of this being that the offending thread was started by an old school ILXor who literally posts about once a year.

i'd like to think he started it as an arch commentary on why he barely posts

xps to OL

Scamp Granada (gyac)
Posted: 21 March 2021 at 18:19:58
My stance on stupid threads is that people should be contributing more to ones they like to keep bad threads down, but I also don’t blame anyone for seeing bad threads and thinking “fuck this”.

It's good to know that you don't blame me for my feelings about this thread.

Be the change you want to see in ILX.

(farts)

Streisand effect ftw.

i'd like to think he started it as an arch commentary on why he barely posts

I don't think so, it's seems fairly representative of ken's posting style.

so glad that Old Lunch came here to demonstrate the tyranny of humour in the tyranny of humour thread ...

It's the least I could do.

but sincerely -- it's easier with music, in that, you can avoid threads about music you dislike or don't find interesting ... with humor, it doesn't quite work that way

like the only way that I have found it to be remotely feasible is to make boring sounding threads on a sub-board and then only "my kind of funny" people post there ... you can't just have a NO FART JOKES ALLOWED thread and expect that to be taken seriously

This thread has made its flatulent instigator that much more funny, so thanks for that.

Cruelty isn't humour, btw.

genuine waspish wit - I mean, you're just saying you want everyone to be horrible to each other here. That might be fine for you but tbh my life is shit enough without people who think they're Dorothy Parker making it worse for shits and giggles.

I am not saying that!

Spirited back-and-forth

xxpost Yeah, that's one variety of humor I have no truck with. It's fine if the butt is in on the joke (anything between consenting adults etc.) but that seems too often to be of little concern to the acid-tongued jokester. The true tyranny lies in people being needless dicks to others imo.

And this comes from a familiar place as stinging jibes are like the easiest thing in the world for me to conjure up and I make an active effort to tamp down that inner asshole because it's jest feckin unseemleh.

you certainly are the butt in this instance

i think imago just misses his old m8 nakh very much

obviously this can be done while also being supportive to one another's distresses, problems & such and i don't mean to be callous