Bro, 70 year drill rappers from the UK. Shit is crazy pic.twitter.com/8IIxmaRXhM— Jason (@VirgilAbroke) April 17, 2021
― calzino, Sunday, 18 April 2021 13:33 (three years ago) link
pete & bas have got bars.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 April 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link
the money comes bluethe money comes whitethe money comes pinknow i'm washing out red with a petrol can in the bathroom sink
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 18 April 2021 16:59 (three years ago) link
judgment in from which caterpillar magazine
― mark s, Thursday, 22 April 2021 09:02 (three years ago) link
โsome of our testers found the lack of eye details disturbingโ
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 April 2021 09:05 (three years ago) link
scrape them all into a jar (cocoon) and wait for the gorgeous butterflies to emerge
― mark s, Thursday, 22 April 2021 09:41 (three years ago) link
Fried caterpillars for a late lunch. Yummy. pic.twitter.com/2ue4k7H7Fu— Alex Cunningham MP (@ACunninghamMP) March 24, 2021
this Labour MP for Stockton North had his greatest twitter success with this post!
― calzino, Thursday, 22 April 2021 10:36 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ezp9KnFX0AMIEv9?format=jpg&name=medium
― Left, Friday, 23 April 2021 21:19 (three years ago) link
do i want to knowi donโt want to know
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 April 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link
Wokecester sauce is all good
― calzino, Friday, 23 April 2021 21:34 (three years ago) link
Spag Bol sound like a Star Trek:Next Generation character
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 April 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link
laughed at this yesterday but now I'm curious because of course "spag bol" is not an Italian dish at all, so either someone is winding him up here or he has just made it up entirely, or maybe this is just about a recipe which says not to use it?I'm not curious enough to actually go the the daily mail dot com so suppose this will always be a mystery.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 23 April 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link
big Antonio Carluccio had some quite strong opinions on UK spag bol and his recipe didn't include garlic, basil, oregano nor any herbs and definitely not Worcester sauce. But yeah lol at the idea that some Brit condiment will upset the woke purists who are mostly making quite rudimentary variants of a bastardised made-up recipe!
― calzino, Friday, 23 April 2021 22:27 (three years ago) link
This picture caption is particularly unhinged, even by the Mail on Sundayโs standards: pic.twitter.com/u4llflyxGL— Mic Wright ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ (@brokenbottleboy) April 25, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 25 April 2021 11:35 (three years ago) link
our brave boys :'(
― Fizzles, Sunday, 25 April 2021 18:04 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/RacistPets
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 25 April 2021 18:18 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/O7sT1QgHmk— No context UK Facebook (@NoContextFBUK) April 23, 2021
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 12:21 (three years ago) link
very plain-speaking little bastards tbf
― calzino, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 12:26 (three years ago) link
kids otm
― Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 13:44 (three years ago) link
no context uk facebook is a good account
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sainsburys-parking-best-uk-b1839446.html
โFor the last six years Iโve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot Iโve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus!โ he tweeted.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 April 2021 06:15 (three years ago) link
i work with someone who has visited every motorway service station in the UK
― mahb, Friday, 30 April 2021 06:28 (three years ago) link
are you ready for June, DJs pic.twitter.com/aMJaECWAv4— ๐ george ๐ (@deejaygeejaygee) March 31, 2021
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Friday, 30 April 2021 16:20 (three years ago) link
this guys channel has been blowing up over the last week, a real taste of real england
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tayp9AobZ00
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 1 May 2021 04:00 (three years ago) link
love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7YM7iYtFRY
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 1 May 2021 04:05 (three years ago) link
I've been watching that lad lately, lovely to see him step up to the ILX bigs
― Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 May 2021 10:07 (three years ago) link
Had been thinking of posting the Grandma's Kitchen one here. Prime Real England.
― brain (krakow), Saturday, 1 May 2021 11:41 (three years ago) link
butty update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW3e_1lZST4ย
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 3 May 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link
lol I recognise that chippy in Middleton with the blue logo from passing it on the bus
― calzino, Monday, 3 May 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link
"..it's like a Sunday dinner without the meat.."
― calzino, Monday, 3 May 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link
he does not look well
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 3 May 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link
i like that he wears skinny joggers.
"it's absolutely banging down."
i assumed that he brought the camping table because of covid dining restrictions but if you go back to pre-covid he was using it then. he just likes eating on the pavement.
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Monday, 3 May 2021 17:48 (three years ago) link
it's some very polite and jolly real england action i can vibe with, but i worry for the long term consequences of shooting so many of these videos so fast
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link
The reason most people fail in business is because they suck. If you canโt get rich when living in the UK in 2021, then you probably deserve to be poor. pic.twitter.com/egeVgytwnC— Samuel Leeds (@samuel_leeds) May 9, 2021
― calzino, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link
And there's a Real English asshole.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link
the replies complete a vision of this dismal wannabe hoogy
― imago, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link
someone committed suicide after squandering 13 grand on his "how to be a financially free property developer course" low sympathy rating obv!
― calzino, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link
BBQ at the castle ๐ฅ pic.twitter.com/LGjqaZZPyP— Samuel Leeds (@samuel_leeds) April 28, 2021
― calzino, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link
the reflected evening sunlight in the windows looks like wishful thinking
― calzino, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link
why does he walk like he's shat himself and about to go into the woods to curl up in a bed of leaves and branches. also, nice outfit you've bought with your pallid unhealthy looking wealth bro.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:16 (three years ago) link
he looks like the kind of the guy if he got called up for jury service he'd say "why are we bothering with all this bollocks, they're all guilty".
that is literally what I heard a millionaire boss of mine say to another rich pal on his car speakerphone once.
― calzino, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:32 (three years ago) link
thing is i'm going to apply that reasoning to people who think people deserve to be poor. no, no court of appeal, into the tumbril with you.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:36 (three years ago) link
he had a Range Rover as well
― calzino, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:45 (three years ago) link
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 08:28 (three years ago) link
Not sure this acutally qualifies for real England.
https://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/people/neen-or-nen-grudge-match-helps-decide-naming-rights-over-peterborough-and-northamptonshires-river-nene-3238930
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Monday, 17 May 2021 10:07 (three years ago) link
As an alumnus of nene college, it's Nenn all the way, fuck them Soke wastemen
― maybe the beeple would be the times or between clark and hill (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 17 May 2021 10:47 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2EeCf8WYAI31OJ?format=png&name=small
― calzino, Sunday, 23 May 2021 12:14 (three years ago) link
Time to check in on the weird website that lists all recent British murders.
https://i.postimg.cc/4dfm4Lh3/78-B7-EB18-0620-4867-9-D01-F14964-B1-C28-A.jpg
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link
aslepp
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 21:03 (three years ago) link
https://www.google.com/maps/@53.4967957,-2.2122882,3a,75y,64.61h,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sENEd0dMVIlGyDE9QNSR6Pw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192
― cherry blossom, Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link