US Politics May 2021: Joe Manchin's Choose-Your-Adventure Book

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We've already had a president do that, iirc in a truck.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 May 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link

today's dumbest controversy pic.twitter.com/XFN96lrnoQ

— John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) May 7, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 7 May 2021 17:08 (three years ago) link

xpost Yeah, I wonder the last time trump drove anything faster than a golf cart... decades probably, if ever

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 May 2021 17:09 (three years ago) link

But he made 61 references to the Blessed Virgin Mother

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 May 2021 17:10 (three years ago) link

Biden should have just said God 12 times at the end to prove he is more Christian than Trump

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 7 May 2021 17:12 (three years ago) link

Probably should have tried harder to emulate this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzq3uoOjmP0

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 7 May 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link

As I recall, when Trump had the protestors gassed and marched across the street to hold up a Bible in front of a church, he didn't mention God even once!!

sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Friday, 7 May 2021 17:52 (three years ago) link

that was one of the weirdest, worst days

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 17:54 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I wonder the last time trump drove anything faster than a golf cart... decades probably, if ever

Last confirmed instance in 1995, though presumably not his actual last.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 7 May 2021 19:14 (three years ago) link

oh must we talk about this now -- I've been dealing with that shit for days

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

I mean, I guess we could talk about the depressing one coming down the pike in Texas instead. It's all infuriating.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 7 May 2021 19:32 (three years ago) link

on the plus side, at least people won't be rigging elections anymore.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 May 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link

In the AZ recount, they're actually using microscopes to look for bamboo fibers - smoking-gun proof that the Chinese sent boxes of bamboo biden ballots

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 May 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

good thing they got rid of all the wasteful government spending

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 May 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link

I don't know, bamboo is practically a renewable resource.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 May 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link

Self-renewing, even! You can't get rid of it! (My next door neighbor has a bamboo grove in his backyard and every time he chops it down it grows back in like a week. I'm thinking of buying a panda.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

“There’s accusation that 40,000 ballots were flown in to Arizona and it was stuffed into the box and it came from the south-east part of the world, Asia, and what they’re doing is to find out whether there’s bamboo in the paper,” John Brakey, a longtime election audit advocate, told reporters.

After election day, rightwing activists falsely claimed that China had imported ballots to tip the election for Biden and that those ballots could be identified because there was bamboo in the paper. Earlier, workers were using UV lights to examine ballots; while the purpose of doing so was never clear, there was a conspiracy theory after the election that Trump had watermarked ballots (the UV examinations have stopped).

Fucking wingnuts, with all due respect to actual wingnuts (>o<)

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 May 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link

Christ, I was ignoring this whole bullshit thing and I genuinely thought Andy the Grasshopper's post was a joke.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

I don't know whether it's a good or a bad thing that I'm no longer surprised when genuinely insane people demonstrate their genuine insanity.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link

The fools! China printed the ballots on rice paper...heheheheh

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 May 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link

the fraudulent ballots were all eaten after the votes were recorded, the perfect crime!

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:44 (three years ago) link

Maybe someone should look into that suspicious increase in panda sightings in Arizona last November.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link

But were there any Zamfir sightings?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 May 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

somebody was talking about a possible solution to the AZ problem would be shipping in pandas from one of the zoos around the US and seeing which ballots they ate.

Stevolende, Friday, 7 May 2021 22:43 (three years ago) link

apparently the feds are starting to pay a lot more attention to this AZ audit, may get interesting.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 7 May 2021 22:52 (three years ago) link

Wow America is super racist

rob, Friday, 7 May 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link

So are they looking for bamboo fibers because we all know Chinese people, like their pandas, just roll around in bamboo all day, or are the 40K ballots supposedly made of bamboo?

tobo73, Friday, 7 May 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link

it has to do with the voting machines in venezuela. it ALL has to do with the voting machines in venezuela

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 23:35 (three years ago) link

Well, when Biden takes away our beef and hotdogs and beer, we'll all be eating bamboo shoots as well

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 May 2021 23:36 (three years ago) link

Whhyyyyyyyy wooooonnntttt theeeeereeseeee peeeeeeeooopppleeeeee diiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cos they bes like ninjas like.
Can't you tell by their efficiency.
If you can throw a lot of shit at a wall I'm sure you can get to see what sticks.
Or run around like a chicken without a head and oops accidentally, not intentionally ruin ballots.
I think AZ might need to tighten it's post election voting legislation.
Pure Freudian gold.
Oh bonus fun didn't I hear they were planning to continue this elsewhere.

Stevolende, Saturday, 8 May 2021 07:00 (three years ago) link

https://media.s-bol.com/RW908Y72XEY/547x840.jpg
it all makes sense now

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:10 (three years ago) link

lindsey graham otm i guess?

“She [Liz Cheney] just believes he’s disqualified himself by his conduct, more than it’s any kind of political analysis,” said Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.). “If you look at a political analysis, there’s no way this party is going to stay together without President Trump and his supporters. There is no construct where the party can be successful without him.”

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 May 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link

Definitely feels like the Democrats need to pit Trumpers and anti-Trumpers against each other. If they can succeed the benefits could be enormous.

One Of The Bad Guys (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 May 2021 15:04 (three years ago) link

preferably in Thunderdome

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 May 2021 15:05 (three years ago) link

WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER TARIFF

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 May 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link

That Graham quote is kinda nakedly admitting both that the GOP is effectively on life support and that there is no degradation they won't eagerly suffer in order to avoid kicking the bucket. I mean, I think we all knew that, but it's bracing to see it stated so plainly. I wonder what it's like to have the entire substance of your self up for sale like that.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 May 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link

MASTER
BLASTER

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 May 2021 15:45 (three years ago) link

I don't know if the war on critical race theory is being covered in another thread, but our state Legislature became the latest this week to effectively make it illegal for K-12 teachers to talk about systemic racism or to basically do or say anything that makes white kids feel bad. The alleged impetus for the law was a possibly apocryphal tale of a white 2nd-grader who came home from school one day and tearfully asked her mom, "Am I a racist?"

good luck usa

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Saturday, 8 May 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link

The only solace I can find in any of this — and it ain't much — is that none of this is a new fight. We (by "we" I mean more or less the forces of equality/decency/democracy/labor rights) have been fighting against minority rule by white men since the country was founded. This is just our particular chapter of it.

fuckin' white fragility in action

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 May 2021 16:11 (three years ago) link

The alleged impetus for the law was a possibly apocryphal tale of a white 2nd-grader who came home from school one day and tearfully asked her mom, "Am I a racist?"

imagine if the (possibly apocryphal) parent had responded to that question with an actual answer and the kid learned something

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 May 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link

Definitely feels like the Democrats need to pit Trumpers and anti-Trumpers against each other.

There are ten of the latter and they all work for think tanks or op-ed pages. Trump increased his share of Republican voters from 2016 to 2020.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 8 May 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link

but no, better to make it a reactionary cause and make sure that children cannot be taught important lessons in school

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 May 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link

xp

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 May 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I had that same thought — if either of my kids came home from school and asked "Am I a racist?", I would be happy for the opportunity to talk about it. (Of course, we talk about it anyway, I'm not waiting for their teachers to prompt them. But I'd be glad if they did.)

it's cool, the government can swoop in and tell teachers what they can and can't say, which was a bad thing when it was allowing them to teach Science in addition Creationism but is a good thing now

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 May 2021 16:21 (three years ago) link


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