It appears from that article that Mar-a-Lago shuts down entirely each summer. No way would he stay at a completely empty resort all summer, being served by a skeleton staff.
― sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:22 (three years ago) link
Like an inverse of The Shining
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 14 May 2021 18:24 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/9wgyOrS.jpg
it is true that MTG likes to enjoy an adult beverage (OR TWO!) with the gals at lunch, what is wrong with that?!
https://i.imgur.com/vZ186jB.jpg
MTG would hang out in town, working out, or just working, period. And yes, she would hang out and sometimes enjoy a beer or two with friends as they talked life and football!
so she drank beers with her friends. Sometimes she has too many beers. She likes beer!
https://i.imgur.com/CkZkNKo.jpg
so this is what it has come down to, in this country. a patriot drinking a beer in her backyard with her friends, talking about life, and football, and yes, having a beer or two at lunch with the gals. You people make me sick. I hope you're proud. I hope you're proud of what you've done to tear down her down, you SICKOS!
https://i.imgur.com/77zGnoR.jpg
sweet jumping MARY AND JOSEPH!! Let MTG give the old lady a BATH!! You know she’d give HERSELF a bath if she could!! But she CAN’T!! So let MTG DO IT!! You think she LIKES smelling that way?!! For GOD’S SAKES, have some COMPASSION!! Good.. Lord..!
and yes we enjoyed beer pong, everyone did!
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link
dammit, that second to last one was supposed to be
you have to imagine the golden boy doing the "i am so fucking proud to be brave in public" face as lindsey serves justice
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link
horrifying, thank you
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:44 (three years ago) link
is based on a horrifying true story
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:45 (three years ago) link
i think i'm going to post the same thing on twitter, so get your mute buttons out
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link
sex dungeon
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:49 (three years ago) link
Well I hope she like plant-based beer because that's all there is these days
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 14 May 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link
btw KM - did you get retweeted by Noname yesterday?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link
god i hope not, i believe i was shitposting even more than normal yesterday! although, i did "like" one of her tweets yesterday, so maybe twitter did the thing where it let you know that i liked it?
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link
i'm pretty sure you did - i saw it but then when i tried to click the tweet the tweet of yours was deleted
i did not see the full twitter handle of the person she was retweeting but it was yours up until it cutoff
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link
Maybe it was
@weinventoryIndependent inventory company providing objective inventories, check-ins, check-outs, mid-term reports, covering Surrey, Hampshire and Sussex
― jaymc, Friday, 14 May 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link
that seems like a good follow, especially for people in the inventory business!
the only thing i remember deleting yesterday was a follow-up to this important message:
I took a few weeks off Twitter to do a residency/retreat regarding NFTs. Turns out that everyone that supports them should be eating shit! documentation to follow— Zach TBD (@weinventyou) May 13, 2021
i then posted a link to foundation.app, a devastating burn on the company and cryptocommunity. however, no one responded and i didn't like the idea of ever directly linking to them without smartass commentary in the same tweet. so maybe she retweeted the foundation.app tweet? that would be weird. but also, it illustrates the problem of having a tweet that's just a link to a shitty community full of people who think the world needs more financial speculation that is based upon magical thinking - even if it gets picked up by someone on the level of noname, it lacks the context of the other message. so i admit, i did delete it.
i hope that i didn't delete something really dumb and then she retweeted it as an example of how dumb some people can be! that would suck, and i would feel like chris christie re: springsteen
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link
it all comes back to US politics, you see
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link
Oh no:
President Biden on Friday signed an executive order revoking Trump's order that established a "National Garden of American Heroes" that called for erecting statues of hundreds of prominent Americans.The order called for the garden to be built by July 4, 2026. But with Biden's order on Friday, the park will not be constructed.
I had not heard of this until now.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 14 May 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link
instead we will build a National Garden of American Turds
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link
The original executive order listed 31 historical figures as examples of those who would receive a statue in the Garden.[2] On January 18, 2021—two days before leaving office—Trump signed a new executive order listing 244 historical figures, including all 31 previously named, of those who would receive statues.[15][16][17][18] The revised list included 192 men and 52 women.[11] Names marked with an asterisk (*) were included in the original executive order.
Ansel AdamsSamuel AdamsJohn Adams*Muhammad AliLuis Walter AlvarezSusan B. Anthony*Hannah ArendtLouis ArmstrongNeil ArmstrongCrispus AttucksJohn James AudubonLauren BacallClara Barton*Todd BeamerAlexander Graham BellRoy BenavidezIngrid BergmanIrving BerlinHumphrey BogartDaniel Boone*Norman BorlaugWilliam BradfordHerb BrooksKobe BryantWilliam F. Buckley Jr.Sitting BullFrank CapraAndrew CarnegieCharles CarrollJohn CarrollGeorge Washington CarverJohnny CashJoseph H. De CastroJoshua Chamberlain*Whittaker ChambersJohnny "Appleseed" ChapmanRay CharlesJulia ChildGordon Chung-HoonWilliam ClarkHenry Clay*Roberto ClementeGrover ClevelandRed CloudWilliam F. "Buffalo Bill" CodyNat King ColeSamuel ColtChristopher ColumbusCalvin CoolidgeJames Fenimore CooperDavy Crockett*Benjamin O. Davis Jr.Miles DavisDorothy DayEmily DickinsonWalt DisneyWilliam J. DonovanJimmy DoolittleDesmond DossFrederick Douglass*Herbert Henry DowKatharine DrexelPeter DruckerAmelia Earhart*Thomas EdisonJonathan EdwardsAlbert EinsteinDwight D. EisenhowerDuke EllingtonRalph Waldo EmersonMedgar EversDavid FarragutMary FieldsHenry FordGeorge L. FoxAretha FranklinBenjamin Franklin*Milton FriedmanRobert FrostGabby GabreskiBernardo de GálvezLou GehrigTheodor Seuss GeiselCass GilbertRuth Bader GinsburgJohn GlennBarry GoldwaterSamuel GompersAlexander D. GoodeR. C. GormanBilly Graham*Ulysses S. GrantNellie GrayNathanael GreeneWoody GuthrieNathan HaleWilliam Halsey Jr.Alexander Hamilton*Ira HayesHans Christian HegErnest HemingwayPatrick HenryCharlton HestonAlfred HitchcockBillie HolidayBob HopeJohns HopkinsGrace HopperSam HoustonWhitney HoustonJulia Ward HoweEdwin HubbleDaniel InouyeAndrew JacksonRobert H. JacksonMary JacksonJohn JayThomas Jefferson*Steve JobsKatherine JohnsonBarbara JordanChief JosephElia KazanHelen KellerJohn F. KennedyFrancis Scott KeyMartin Luther King Jr.*Coretta Scott KingRussell KirkJeane KirkpatrickHenry KnoxTadeusz KościuszkoGilbert du Motier, Marquis de LafayetteHarper LeePierre Charles L'EnfantMeriwether LewisAbraham Lincoln*Vince LombardiHenry Wadsworth LongfellowClare Boothe LuceDouglas MacArthur*Dolley Madison*James Madison*George MarshallThurgood MarshallWilliam MayoChrista McAuliffe*William McKinleyLouise McManusHerman MelvilleThomas MertonBilly MitchellGeorge P. MitchellMaria MitchellSamuel MorseLucretia MottJohn MuirAudie Murphy*Edward R. MurrowJohn NeumannJohn von NeumannAnnie OakleyJesse OwensRosa ParksGeorge S. Patton Jr.*Charles Willson PealeWilliam PennOliver Hazard PerryJohn J. PershingEdgar Allan PoeClark V. PolingJohn Russell PopeElvis PresleyJeannette RankinRonald Reagan*Walter ReedWilliam RehnquistPaul RevereHenry Hobson RichardsonHyman RickoverSally RideMatthew RidgwayJackie Robinson*Norman RockwellCaesar RodneyEleanor RooseveltFranklin D. RooseveltTheodore RooseveltBetsy Ross*Babe RuthSacagaweaJonas SalkJohn Singer SargentAntonin Scalia*Norman SchwarzkopfJunípero SerraElizabeth Ann SetonRobert Gould ShawFulton SheenAlan ShepardFrank SinatraBessie SmithMargaret Chase SmithElizabeth Cady StantonJimmy StewartHarriet Beecher Stowe*Gilbert StuartAnne SullivanWilliam Howard TaftMaria TallchiefMaxwell TaylorTecumsehKateri TekakwithaShirley TempleNikola TeslaJefferson ThomasHenry David ThoreauJim ThorpeAugustus ToltonAlex TrebekHarry S. TrumanSojourner TruthHarriet Tubman*Mark TwainDorothy VaughanC. T. VivianThomas Ustick WalterSam WaltonJohn P. WashingtonBooker T. Washington*George Washington*John WayneIda B. Wells-BarnettPhillis WheatleyWalt WhitmanLaura Ingalls WilderRoger WilliamsJohn WinthropFrank Lloyd WrightOrville Wright*Wilbur Wright*Alvin C. YorkCy YoungLorenzo de Zavala
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link
should have been a poll probably
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link
impressed that Trump didn't accidentally nominate George Thorogood instead of Thurgood Marshall
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link
Billy Mitchellhttps://i.imgur.com/5gccKWb.jpg
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link
fucking arrogant prick, met him at the Mall of America once
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link
also fuck John Wayne
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link
Trump's order said that the proposed garden would be managed by the Task Force for Building and Rebuilding Monuments to American Heroes
lol so much of what they did was indistinguishable from an Onion article
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link
some of those people are not really American but hey, Whitney Houston!
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 14 May 2021 21:11 (three years ago) link
Florida!
We can place Matt Gaetz in a hotel room snorting cocaine with an escort, according to two sources.A source also says Joel Greenberg will testify that she’s one of 15+ women that Gaetz paid for sex.https://t.co/Gaffy2jibz— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) May 14, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 May 2021 23:04 (three years ago) link
The tweet itself hides a deeper issue for Gaetz, really:
But what distinguishes this woman, Megan Zalonka, is that she turned her relationship with Greenberg into a taxpayer-funded no-show job that earned her an estimated $7,000 to $17,500, according to three sources and corresponding government records obtained by The Daily Beast.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 May 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link
Levelled-Up Fundraiser: Cocaine W/Yr Congressman!
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 14 May 2021 23:10 (three years ago) link
fuckin Christopher Moltisanti shit, dumbasses
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 May 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link
I heard some good advice once, which was if you have to do an illegal thing, don’t do two illegal things.
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Saturday, 15 May 2021 00:36 (three years ago) link
looks like Gaetz and Greenberg subscribe to the adage "May as well be hanged for a sheep as for a goat."
― sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Saturday, 15 May 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link
Was the sheep underage?
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 15 May 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link
We are all the sheep
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 May 2021 01:57 (three years ago) link
proving once more that wisdom based in the folkways of agrarian society doesn't translate well to modern life
― sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Saturday, 15 May 2021 02:37 (three years ago) link
Good one Matt
Gaetz: “I'm being falsely accused of exchanging money for naughty favors. Yet, Congress has reinstituted a process that legalizes the corrupt act of exchanging money for favors, through earmarks.”— Henry J. Gomez (@HenryJGomez) May 15, 2021
― frogbs, Saturday, 15 May 2021 22:23 (three years ago) link
“I may have fucked kids but Biden has to be fucking kidding with this infrastructure bill amirite?”
― rob, Saturday, 15 May 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link
I did nothing wrong but if I did it was legal now
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 May 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link
Naughty by Favors • G.O.P.
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 15 May 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link
i have downloaded my twitter archive and confirmed that @noname did not retweet me. i do not remember which thread this was on. i am sorry.
#onethread#paymentforposts#sex4vets
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 16 May 2021 02:27 (three years ago) link
The Saudis are in a war that has killed over 350,000 people. They have no startup or innovation culture and total disregard for human rights and democracy. They never faced a Holocaust. I am for a human rights centered policy to Palestinians but reject completely the analogy.— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) May 16, 2021
getting dumber by the day
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 16 May 2021 06:32 (three years ago) link
so why is the intelligence community/military suddenly 'okay' with talking about unidentified aerial phenomena? given that i don't trust anything that comes out of their mouths and there is no way they would admit to something unless it served their interest somehow, i assume they are trying to cover for advanced aerospace projects like they did in the 50s/60s, trying to bamboozle china/russia, or trying to quietly signify to china/russia that we have some very special new toys and not to fuck with us? not sure why they'd do the latter but i dunno.
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 16 May 2021 23:10 (three years ago) link
something very fishy is going on and i am having trouble figuring out what
They're mad because conspiracies moved away from UFOs and black helicopters to adrenachrome and international nonces, they want to get the attention back.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 17 May 2021 00:35 (three years ago) link
Probably because they got a taste of that sweet new Space Force money and are trying to shake down for even more.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 May 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
They're trying to create a soft landing for us when they reveal they've been in contact with aliens since the 50s.
― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Monday, 17 May 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link
Maybe they're trying to rob conspiracy nuts of one of their pet subjects, so as to lower the general noise level of governmental distrust?
― sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Monday, 17 May 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link
This doesn't strike me as the best move, necessarily.
DEVELOPING: "Asking a Judge to Unseal Files, Rudy Giuliani's Lawyers Demand Explanation for 'Extremely Damaging' Claim That He Might Destroy Evidence" https://t.co/vqbPWb3kTF via @lawcrimenews— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) May 17, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 May 2021 16:32 (three years ago) link
We mere mortals can't understand the brilliance of the legal strategy from genius Rudy.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:35 (three years ago) link
i may destroy evidence, streaming now on hbo max
― the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link
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― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link