Real England

I've not heard of any of them apart from Boab. I'm looking forward to his Tenement Kid book getting reviewed on ilx.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9724835/The-secret-Lowry-Unskilled-labourer-left-400-paintings-work-exhibited-London.html?ito=facebook_share_fbia-top

Sorry for DM link but looky here

Dear customer,

In light of our nation’s recent success in the Euros 2021 and our confidence that we will make the final for the first time in 55 years, we have taken the decision to alter our deliveries next week.

If you normally receive a Monday delivery then you will receive that delivery on Thursday 8th instead of the 12th. If you require to make any changes then can you please make them by 9am on Wednesday.

This one off alteration to your delivery schedule will allow our staff Sunday 11th off to enjoy the celebrations.

Best wishes, McQueens Dairies

if their eggs weren't so good I'd be cancelling these cunts.

WTF? They're a Scottish firm aren't they?

When I got phoned from their call centre and they were trying to sell me orange juice as well it was a Scottish guy so you might be right.

Still, tell 'em any old shite to make sure you hold on to their custom.

when England get pasted I want my milk and eggs on time, this is so fucking unprofessional.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5thtDAWQAcE9Et?format=jpg&name=900x900

need to save all these so the next time somebody says these dudes don't exist i'll have the evidence

the rate my takeaway guy on youtube is real england done well

the following scenes are distressing and should not be viewed by anyone

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 WELCOME TO ENGLAND. 😂 pic.twitter.com/fC4mD6PIwv

— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) July 7, 2021

NEW: @ipsosmori polling for The Economist shows some Brits support anti-covid restrictions *permanently*, regardless of covid risk. Inc:

- 19% for nighttime curfews
- 26% for closing casinos and clubs
- 35% for travel quarantine
- 40% for maskshttps://t.co/bcYpSbCFNB pic.twitter.com/I7K3fEn2YC

— Matthew Holehouse (@mattholehouse) July 8, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFADVoiHDzw

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2021/07/23/couple-devastated-after-life-sized-laurel-and-hardy-statues-stolen/

“If he wasn’t in hospital, he’d be out there looking for them."

put them back together or else pic.twitter.com/fd1qS4XxU6

— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) July 25, 2021

Scotland technically but

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7486913/amp/Man-ordered-carry-75-hours-unpaid-work-deliberately-farted-police.html

these days you get...

Tales of “Ye Olde Egton Bridge Gooseberry Show”.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/aug/03/yorkshire-gooseberry-competition-returns-with-85-year-old-taking-top-prize

A lot going on here.

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/paranormal-obsessed-brothers-in-exorcism-terror-251925/

I have numerous questions

I think the answer to many of those question is cocaine.

________________
Thamesmead
Set 3
________________
Photography:
This Brutal House
2019 pic.twitter.com/ohnbe2X6Oz

— This Brutal House (@BrutalHouse) August 14, 2021

https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/resources/images/12907005.jpg

https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/19516781.anger-persistent-flooding-problems-berechurch-colchester/

no high-vis no ducks

Needs to be repurposed as a literal album cover, not sure what though.

it's a puddle ffs and not even a particularly deep one.

I like them because when I tap-dance through them it cleans the mud off my boots.

singing in the miserable pissy rain

lmao i visited that thamesmead house two days ago, sadly didn't see that graffiti

did you walk through the Woolwich Tunnel to get there? Marvellous tunnel is that. I used to walk through it to .. I can't remember which station but it cut out loads of Northern Line misery on the journey to work and I fucking loved walking through it!

on the same side as thamesmead! was a really excellent circular walk that took in gallions tor, crossness pumping station and marshes, belvedere, lesnes abbey and southmere tho

woolwich tunnel is indeed ace and it took me until this year to get through it. follows the ferry route, nowadays the DLR from woolwich makes the same crossing essentially tho!

Dial A Pint. Bolton, 1970s by Don Tonge.

Photo © Don Tonge. pic.twitter.com/EvPnRKTHao

— British Culture Archive (@britcultarchive) August 17, 2021

Seen in the church next to Whitby Abbey pic.twitter.com/2GeBTWRcOh

— Alice Kelly (@DrAliceKelly) August 29, 2021

lol

But of course they would say that

Signed R.M. Renfield.

pic.twitter.com/kNjL22OIzn

— pictures of the end (@neighbours_wifi) September 14, 2021

I love dead time-machine shops. It's a sometimes very good account but if they want real pictures-of-the-end they should check out Guardhouse estate in Keighley.

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/woman-dressed-nun-seen-dancing-5904055

I've copped off with her

the type of story that would be considered not very newsworthy in Hebden Bridge

Not England but... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-58655298

"Anyone who is offered 'Blue WKD' alcohol at a much discounted price is asked to contact police immediately as this may be the stolen alcohol."

Good luck with that one, coppers.

Quick portent update. Ancient symbol of English virtue and purity euthanised by the keepers of order. https://t.co/JPYLZP1wOp

— Alan Finlayson (@ProfAFinlayson) September 27, 2021

You won't see a more British video for a while 😂😂

🎥: adspurr (TT) pic.twitter.com/TkFXcxWUdW

— LADbible (@ladbible) September 27, 2021

I would enjoy that more if I didn't know they were doing an inbetweeners bit

Enjoying the petrol station fights on Twitter at the moment.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/sep/29/uk-fuel-crisis-updates-councils-cut-services-and-fire-chiefs-issue-warning

"Fans of Woking football team found a new fuel-related way to taunt rival Chesterfield fans. As the Surrey side won 3-1 on Tuesday night, the visitors from Derbyshire were greeted with chants of “what a waste of petrol”. Dozens of non-league fixtures were postponed because of fuel shortages"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBQne3_WYAIyT70?format=jpg&name=large

pic taken by Kev the postie on Manchester Rd, Hudds earlier.