Lot of sabotage going on imo
― epistantophus, Saturday, 28 August 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link
lol at public opinion on Covid and Afghanistan. A huge hunk of America isn't even doing the minimum to mitigate covid, so of course that's Biden's fault. And an even bigger hunk of America probably hasn't thought about Afghanistan in decades, and certainly couldn't find it on a map. But sure, they're upset about his handling of that, too. Knowing this stupid country, he's probably losing approval on handling of Covid for *trying* to handle Covid, and losing support on Afghanistan for *not* signing up for two more decades of war.
In other words, fuck the polls, which are not only often wrong, but iirc stand right now at their lowest where his predecessor stood at his *highest* approval number.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 28 August 2021 16:07 (three years ago) link
I like him now
Joe Biden appears to have fallen asleep during a meeting with the Prime Minister of Israel. pic.twitter.com/wdqHRmKC3G— JT Lewis (@thejtlewis) August 28, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:05 (three years ago) link
oh wow
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:07 (three years ago) link
i mean, the topic matter is prettttty dull
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:08 (three years ago) link
He's looking down and maybe closing his eyes in concentration (hard to tell with the angle), but immediately after the Twitter clip ends, he responds to Bennett: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seQx_5MckGI
― jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:14 (three years ago) link
It's just a joke lol
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:17 (three years ago) link
He responded, “...wuzza smnnnggg heaaahr? Oh. Hey, listen. That’s number two. America will be Israel’s strategic partner during the apocalypse. That’s number one.”
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:18 (three years ago) link
itt we post tweets from republicans making fun of joe biden
― jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:41 (three years ago) link
i.e. the same content as anyone's dumbass racist cousin
― shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link
Racist against Delawareans?
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:40 (three years ago) link
outside the shared sense of humor, the content diverges, and that's where you'll find the racism. before or after the next show, maybe probe the minds at adjacent tables of the Joe Biden Funny Bone comedy club. you definitely aren't these people -- so what the fuck are you doing there?
― shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link
I thought you found the racism in Joe's Senate career.
The formulation of 'only bad people make fun of Joe' and 'to prove this I'm just going to throw out the word racist' hasn't gotten less stupid since you tried it last.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:20 (three years ago) link
Maybe he wasn't nodding off, he just daydreamed about his glory days palling around with Strom Thurmond. Whomst among us doesn't daydream of better times?
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:22 (three years ago) link
please. save this material for your peers at the Funny Bone. don't waste it on me.
― shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link
There are legit things to dislike Biden for so you don’t have to post heavily edited misleading videos by right wingers.
― Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link
That also are just”Biden old lol”
― Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link
I know they have the same last name, but milo z and xyzzz z__ are different posters
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link
I see that it was xyzzzz who posted that, sorry Milo. You are right that his career had been garbage up to this point.
― Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link
― jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 bookmarkflaglink
That's right
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:22 (three years ago) link
Looking for the Joe Vibin thread.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:38 (three years ago) link
THREAD: Biden is reportedly nominating a former judge, Keva Landrum, to be U.S. Atty in New Orleans. The history of this judge’s illegal behavior and violent crimes will shock you to the core.— Alec Karakatsanis (@equalityAlec) September 20, 2021
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link
Will it though? My inner core is insulated and very difficult to shock
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:36 (two years ago) link
will have to insulation resistance test on you to confirm this, just grab these two metal probes of this Megger, pal!
― calzino, Monday, 20 September 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link
AGGHHHHHHHHAHHAHHGHHHHHH
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link
Joe Biden just flew by my window in a helicopter, then in air force one about 30 minutes later.
― joygoat, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:51 (two years ago) link
wow that guy is the President!
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:56 (two years ago) link
he sure is. but not according to the protesters at his thing this afternoon, I guess
― joygoat, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:00 (two years ago) link
he can fly a helicopter and a plane, busy guy
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:23 (two years ago) link
they won't let him drive his Corvette anymore, they took away the keys
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:33 (two years ago) link
he can still drive it in his mind
For at least the fourth time, Biden told a vivid story this week about a conversation with an old Amtrak friend who had actually been dead for more than a year at the earliest time such a conversation could've possibly happened.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 23 October 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link
At least he didn't claim to have liberated the camps (yet).
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 October 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link
He has repeatedly claimed to have been arrested trying to meet Nelson Mandela tbf
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link
finally! Dems have a Reagan! Now if he only he could notch those 1981 legislative successes.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:21 (two years ago) link
Did he say Mandela or did he say "that fella from the island"?
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link
that fella from Mandela
can't you rhyme?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link
Jack Mandela
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 October 2021 01:42 (two years ago) link
I have to admit the Let’s Go Brandon thing makes me chuckle
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Sunday, 24 October 2021 02:04 (two years ago) link
now this is the kind of political crisis I've been craving
🚨 | BREAKING: Joe Biden ‘broke wind’ infront of Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall.‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore. Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it’Via @MoS_Politics— Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI) November 6, 2021
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:18 (two years ago) link
Joe Fartin'
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:23 (two years ago) link
Constitutional crisis
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:35 (two years ago) link
If only he had crop dusted the Queen.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:41 (two years ago) link
Trump already did
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:52 (two years ago) link
No future
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:58 (two years ago) link
The fart that launched 1000 shits
― just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 05:24 (two years ago) link
maybe i like joe biden now
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Sunday, 7 November 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link
Wish I had voted for Joe now oh wait
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 7 November 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link
BREAKING:
― siffleur’s mom (wins), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link
long airplane flights exacerbate such conditions donchaknow
note that no American politician has been a larger advocate for traveling by rail
coincidence?
i say nay
― gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:05 (two years ago) link
a senior-level official confirms that "Joe always seems to sit by the window and asks for it to be cracked a little - or a lot"
― just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link