Joe Biden is (currently) President of the United States

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Racist against Delawareans?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:40 (three years ago) link

outside the shared sense of humor, the content diverges, and that's where you'll find the racism. before or after the next show, maybe probe the minds at adjacent tables of the Joe Biden Funny Bone comedy club. you definitely aren't these people -- so what the fuck are you doing there?

shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link

I thought you found the racism in Joe's Senate career.

The formulation of 'only bad people make fun of Joe' and 'to prove this I'm just going to throw out the word racist' hasn't gotten less stupid since you tried it last.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:20 (three years ago) link

Maybe he wasn't nodding off, he just daydreamed about his glory days palling around with Strom Thurmond. Whomst among us doesn't daydream of better times?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:22 (three years ago) link

please. save this material for your peers at the Funny Bone. don't waste it on me.

shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link

There are legit things to dislike Biden for so you don’t have to post heavily edited misleading videos by right wingers.

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link

That also are just”Biden old lol”

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:36 (three years ago) link

I know they have the same last name, but milo z and xyzzz z__ are different posters

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link

I see that it was xyzzzz who posted that, sorry Milo. You are right that his career had been garbage up to this point.

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

itt we post tweets from republicans making fun of joe biden

― jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 bookmarkflaglink

That's right

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:22 (three years ago) link

Looking for the Joe Vibin thread.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:38 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

THREAD: Biden is reportedly nominating a former judge, Keva Landrum, to be U.S. Atty in New Orleans. The history of this judge’s illegal behavior and violent crimes will shock you to the core.

— Alec Karakatsanis (@equalityAlec) September 20, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

Will it though? My inner core is insulated and very difficult to shock

typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link

will have to insulation resistance test on you to confirm this, just grab these two metal probes of this Megger, pal!

calzino, Monday, 20 September 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

AGGHHHHHHHHAHHAHHGHHHHHH

typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Joe Biden just flew by my window in a helicopter, then in air force one about 30 minutes later.

joygoat, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link

wow that guy is the President!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link

he sure is. but not according to the protesters at his thing this afternoon, I guess

joygoat, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link

he can fly a helicopter and a plane, busy guy

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:23 (three years ago) link

they won't let him drive his Corvette anymore, they took away the keys

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:33 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

he can still drive it in his mind

For at least the fourth time, Biden told a vivid story this week about a conversation with an old Amtrak friend who had actually been dead for more than a year at the earliest time such a conversation could've possibly happened.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 23 October 2021 20:33 (three years ago) link

At least he didn't claim to have liberated the camps (yet).

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 October 2021 22:01 (three years ago) link

He has repeatedly claimed to have been arrested trying to meet Nelson Mandela tbf

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:20 (three years ago) link

finally! Dems have a Reagan! Now if he only he could notch those 1981 legislative successes.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:21 (three years ago) link

Did he say Mandela or did he say "that fella from the island"?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (three years ago) link

that fella from Mandela

can't you rhyme?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (three years ago) link

Jack Mandela

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 October 2021 01:42 (three years ago) link

I have to admit the Let’s Go Brandon thing makes me chuckle

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Sunday, 24 October 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

now this is the kind of political crisis I've been craving

🚨 | BREAKING: Joe Biden ‘broke wind’ infront of Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall.

‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore. Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it’

Via @MoS_Politics

— Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI) November 6, 2021

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:18 (three years ago) link

Joe Fartin'

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:23 (three years ago) link

Constitutional crisis

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:35 (three years ago) link

If only he had crop dusted the Queen.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:41 (three years ago) link

Trump already did

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:52 (three years ago) link

No future

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:58 (three years ago) link

The fart that launched 1000 shits

just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 05:24 (three years ago) link

maybe i like joe biden now

certified juice therapist (harbl), Sunday, 7 November 2021 12:55 (three years ago) link

Wish I had voted for Joe now oh wait

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 7 November 2021 13:18 (three years ago) link

BREAKING:

siffleur’s mom (wins), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:03 (three years ago) link

long airplane flights exacerbate such conditions donchaknow

note that no American politician has been a larger advocate for traveling by rail

coincidence?

i say nay

gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:05 (three years ago) link

a senior-level official confirms that "Joe always seems to sit by the window and asks for it to be cracked a little - or a lot"

just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:36 (three years ago) link

The Silent Killer from MBNA

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

White House pool report says Biden will stay in the vacation home of David Rubenstein, co-founder of the Carlyle Group, in Nantucket

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) November 23, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 01:23 (two years ago) link

There once was a home in Nantucket

popcornoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 06:17 (two years ago) link

where the president stayed and I said, "Fuck it."

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 10:29 (two years ago) link

when he called for a vote

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:10 (two years ago) link

they thought he said scrote

nickn, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link

Then he suddenly kicked the bucket?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

Where the president felt a bit yuck, it
Felt a right undie-filler
But he noticed camilla
So he lifted his arse cheek and snuck it

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 November 2021 00:03 (two years ago) link

So let me get this straight. Hunters laptop did reveal him trading on his name…But he did so to help his friend Tucker Carlson? You couldn’t make it up.

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) December 3, 2021

Enjoy the brighter sounds of Analog on CD (stevie), Friday, 3 December 2021 10:03 (two years ago) link

I tried to figure out the story behind that tweet, and it all seems so stupid, convoluted, and childish that I can't muster the effort (same with QAnon).

Sam Weller, Friday, 3 December 2021 14:36 (two years ago) link


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