Joe Biden is (currently) President of the United States

That also are just”Biden old lol”

I know they have the same last name, but milo z and xyzzz z__ are different posters

I see that it was xyzzzz who posted that, sorry Milo. You are right that his career had been garbage up to this point.

itt we post tweets from republicans making fun of joe biden

― jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 bookmarkflaglink

That's right

Looking for the Joe Vibin thread.

THREAD: Biden is reportedly nominating a former judge, Keva Landrum, to be U.S. Atty in New Orleans. The history of this judge’s illegal behavior and violent crimes will shock you to the core.

— Alec Karakatsanis (@equalityAlec) September 20, 2021

Will it though? My inner core is insulated and very difficult to shock

will have to insulation resistance test on you to confirm this, just grab these two metal probes of this Megger, pal!

AGGHHHHHHHHAHHAHHGHHHHHH

Joe Biden just flew by my window in a helicopter, then in air force one about 30 minutes later.

wow that guy is the President!

he sure is. but not according to the protesters at his thing this afternoon, I guess

he can fly a helicopter and a plane, busy guy

they won't let him drive his Corvette anymore, they took away the keys

he can still drive it in his mind

For at least the fourth time, Biden told a vivid story this week about a conversation with an old Amtrak friend who had actually been dead for more than a year at the earliest time such a conversation could've possibly happened.

At least he didn't claim to have liberated the camps (yet).

He has repeatedly claimed to have been arrested trying to meet Nelson Mandela tbf

finally! Dems have a Reagan! Now if he only he could notch those 1981 legislative successes.

Did he say Mandela or did he say "that fella from the island"?

that fella from Mandela

can't you rhyme?

Jack Mandela

I have to admit the Let’s Go Brandon thing makes me chuckle

now this is the kind of political crisis I've been craving

🚨 | BREAKING: Joe Biden ‘broke wind’ infront of Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall.

‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore. Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it’

Via @MoS_Politics

— Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI) November 6, 2021

Joe Fartin'

Constitutional crisis

If only he had crop dusted the Queen.

Trump already did

No future

The fart that launched 1000 shits

maybe i like joe biden now

Wish I had voted for Joe now oh wait

BREAKING:

long airplane flights exacerbate such conditions donchaknow

note that no American politician has been a larger advocate for traveling by rail

coincidence?

i say nay

a senior-level official confirms that "Joe always seems to sit by the window and asks for it to be cracked a little - or a lot"

The Silent Killer from MBNA

White House pool report says Biden will stay in the vacation home of David Rubenstein, co-founder of the Carlyle Group, in Nantucket

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) November 23, 2021

There once was a home in Nantucket

where the president stayed and I said, "Fuck it."

when he called for a vote

they thought he said scrote

Then he suddenly kicked the bucket?

Where the president felt a bit yuck, it
Felt a right undie-filler
But he noticed camilla
So he lifted his arse cheek and snuck it

So let me get this straight. Hunters laptop did reveal him trading on his name…But he did so to help his friend Tucker Carlson? You couldn’t make it up.

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) December 3, 2021

I tried to figure out the story behind that tweet, and it all seems so stupid, convoluted, and childish that I can't muster the effort (same with QAnon).

laptops you just don't care about

thanks joe https://t.co/bBz2uUiV1f

— sclv (@sclv) December 8, 2021

pic.twitter.com/BjINp3avoR

— 🌽 John, socialist Texan 🌽 (@FLAContention) December 17, 2021

shout-out to the big guy at his vaccine press conference just now, asking us to have empathy for working-class families struggling on a household income of $120,000pa.

The wording here made me laugh:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/21/politics/biden-trump-covid-vaccine-booster/index.html

"...just the other day former President Trump announced he had gotten his booster shot. It may be one of the few things he and I agree on."

We agree that he got his booster shot.

Joe Biden, 15/10/2020:

We're eight months into this pandemic, and Donald Trump still doesn't have a plan to get this virus under control.

I do.

Joe Biden, 22/12/21:

"Nothing's been good enough. I don't think it's a failure. I think it's -- you could argue that we should have known a year ago, six months ago, two months ago, a month ago. ... I wish I had thought about ordering half a million (tests) two months ago, before Covid hit here."

Joe Biden, 27/12/21:

"There is no federal solution, this gets solved at state level ... and that ultimately gets down to where the rubber meets the road, and that's where the patient is in need of help -- or preventing the need for help. My message to the governors is simple: if you need something, say something."

Biden was scheduled to depart later in the afternoon for a holiday stay at his vacation home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware