they won't let him drive his Corvette anymore, they took away the keys
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:33 (three years ago) link
he can still drive it in his mind
For at least the fourth time, Biden told a vivid story this week about a conversation with an old Amtrak friend who had actually been dead for more than a year at the earliest time such a conversation could've possibly happened.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 23 October 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link
At least he didn't claim to have liberated the camps (yet).
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 October 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link
He has repeatedly claimed to have been arrested trying to meet Nelson Mandela tbf
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link
finally! Dems have a Reagan! Now if he only he could notch those 1981 legislative successes.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:21 (two years ago) link
Did he say Mandela or did he say "that fella from the island"?
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link
that fella from Mandela
can't you rhyme?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link
Jack Mandela
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 October 2021 01:42 (two years ago) link
I have to admit the Let’s Go Brandon thing makes me chuckle
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Sunday, 24 October 2021 02:04 (two years ago) link
now this is the kind of political crisis I've been craving
🚨 | BREAKING: Joe Biden ‘broke wind’ infront of Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall.‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore. Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it’Via @MoS_Politics— Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI) November 6, 2021
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:18 (two years ago) link
Joe Fartin'
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:23 (two years ago) link
Constitutional crisis
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:35 (two years ago) link
If only he had crop dusted the Queen.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:41 (two years ago) link
Trump already did
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:52 (two years ago) link
No future
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:58 (two years ago) link
The fart that launched 1000 shits
― just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 05:24 (two years ago) link
maybe i like joe biden now
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Sunday, 7 November 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link
Wish I had voted for Joe now oh wait
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 7 November 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link
BREAKING:
― siffleur’s mom (wins), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link
long airplane flights exacerbate such conditions donchaknow
note that no American politician has been a larger advocate for traveling by rail
coincidence?
i say nay
― gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:05 (two years ago) link
a senior-level official confirms that "Joe always seems to sit by the window and asks for it to be cracked a little - or a lot"
― just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link
The Silent Killer from MBNA
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link
White House pool report says Biden will stay in the vacation home of David Rubenstein, co-founder of the Carlyle Group, in Nantucket— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) November 23, 2021
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 01:23 (two years ago) link
There once was a home in Nantucket
― popcornoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 06:17 (two years ago) link
where the president stayed and I said, "Fuck it."
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 10:29 (two years ago) link
when he called for a vote
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:10 (two years ago) link
they thought he said scrote
― nickn, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link
Then he suddenly kicked the bucket?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link
Where the president felt a bit yuck, itFelt a right undie-fillerBut he noticed camillaSo he lifted his arse cheek and snuck it
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 November 2021 00:03 (two years ago) link
So let me get this straight. Hunters laptop did reveal him trading on his name…But he did so to help his friend Tucker Carlson? You couldn’t make it up.— Tim Miller (@Timodc) December 3, 2021
― Enjoy the brighter sounds of Analog on CD (stevie), Friday, 3 December 2021 10:03 (two years ago) link
I tried to figure out the story behind that tweet, and it all seems so stupid, convoluted, and childish that I can't muster the effort (same with QAnon).
― Sam Weller, Friday, 3 December 2021 14:36 (two years ago) link
laptops you just don't care about
― tone-loki (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 December 2021 14:52 (two years ago) link
thanks joe https://t.co/bBz2uUiV1f— sclv (@sclv) December 8, 2021
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 08:41 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/BjINp3avoR— 🌽 John, socialist Texan 🌽 (@FLAContention) December 17, 2021
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 17 December 2021 05:25 (two years ago) link
shout-out to the big guy at his vaccine press conference just now, asking us to have empathy for working-class families struggling on a household income of $120,000pa.
― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link
The wording here made me laugh:
https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/21/politics/biden-trump-covid-vaccine-booster/index.html
"...just the other day former President Trump announced he had gotten his booster shot. It may be one of the few things he and I agree on."
We agree that he got his booster shot.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 16:38 (two years ago) link
Joe Biden, 15/10/2020:
We're eight months into this pandemic, and Donald Trump still doesn't have a plan to get this virus under control.I do.
I do.
Joe Biden, 22/12/21:
"Nothing's been good enough. I don't think it's a failure. I think it's -- you could argue that we should have known a year ago, six months ago, two months ago, a month ago. ... I wish I had thought about ordering half a million (tests) two months ago, before Covid hit here."
Joe Biden, 27/12/21:
"There is no federal solution, this gets solved at state level ... and that ultimately gets down to where the rubber meets the road, and that's where the patient is in need of help -- or preventing the need for help. My message to the governors is simple: if you need something, say something."Biden was scheduled to depart later in the afternoon for a holiday stay at his vacation home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
Biden was scheduled to depart later in the afternoon for a holiday stay at his vacation home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 02:47 (two years ago) link
Has he considered an executive order to make COVID illegal? That would put us in line with the rest of the world, which has definitely curtailed COVID.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 02:55 (two years ago) link
Based on the structure of federal power to compel states under existing law and the refusal of many states to accept or follow federal guidance, Biden's probably correct in stating that "there is no federal solution" apart from imposing a state of emergency/martial law and calling out US armed forces to enforce it. In the current poisoned political atmosphere that would not 'solve' covid so much as spark off more armed insurrection and bloodshed and come that much closer to destroying whatever comity still exists in the USA.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link
Was that his plan?
― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 03:34 (two years ago) link
if a majority of governors neither follow nor cooperate with his plans, but instead do whatever they damn well please, and a large number of people who live in states that have cooperative governors also refuse to comply, then how much does it matter what his plan is?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 03:52 (two years ago) link
Why bother saying you have a plan, then?
― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 04:38 (two years ago) link
if you're really so interested in getting to the bottom of what his plan was, I bet the details of his plan were made public during the 2020 campaign, probably as a white paper posted on his web site. chances are good you could unearth those details with a bit of research. we all know the web is a great resource for doing research. then you can judge whether it was a good plan or not and how much he was able to do, how much he failed to do and how much of his failure was due to circumstances outside his control.
or you could just do what you always do.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 06:07 (two years ago) link
I read it in October 2020 - is that what I always do?
― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 06:36 (two years ago) link
(may have been November - I welcome the rigorous fact-checking that you endorse above)
― dark end of the st. maud (sic), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 06:39 (two years ago) link
He only said he had a plan. It’s like having an exercise machine—doesn’t mean you do anything with it.
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 14:27 (two years ago) link
Maybe the spread of the new variants caught the administration off guard
― aegis philbin (crüt), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link
I guess 'fuck it, you don't care - go ahead and get sick, I don't give a shit but you better make your student loan/car payment/credit card payments' is a plan of some measure.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 14:52 (two years ago) link
I recall hearing a plan long ago. the next phase is Covid goes to Jupiter to get more stupider.
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 15:24 (two years ago) link
The plan was summed up by Jello Biafra long ago in the song "Kill the Poor," don't ya know.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 15:35 (two years ago) link