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wow, the last 20 minutes with james dean is just a debacle by the end, good lord

typo hell #14: neanderthal started writing it not know how it (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 October 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

I have not watched this show but everything I see involving it seems so incredibly in-jokey that I don't think I have the energy?

akm, Sunday, 24 October 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

it is one of the most self-referential shows of all time

typo hell #14: neanderthal started writing it not know how it (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 October 2021 20:52 (three years ago) link

I feel the same as akm.

Through with “What’s the Buzz” (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 24 October 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link

i tried this while i was bedridden and recovering from a near death hospitalization for like three months and even then i didn't feel like i have the time to get up to speed with it

Clay, Sunday, 24 October 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

I'm glad I got in at the beginning, don't know how I'd catch up if I was starting now.

Typo? Negative! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 24 October 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

wow, the last 20 minutes with james dean is just a debacle by the end, good lord


Apparently the guy playing"James Dean" was genuinely scared by Tim although he had been prepped in advance.

Typo? Negative! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 24 October 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

at the end tim starts doing the real deep, top of the lungs, kind of "GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!!" at james dean

typo hell #14: neanderthal started writing it not know how it (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 October 2021 23:12 (three years ago) link

Karl I think you will really appreciate the later seasons

aegis philbin (crüt), Monday, 25 October 2021 00:58 (three years ago) link

Ya I just looked up Season 6 and wow you haven’t even made it to Axiom and “Empty Bottle” yet wtf

frogbs, Monday, 25 October 2021 01:17 (three years ago) link

thing is, i have also seen the entirety of the trial of tim heidecker, the full version. so i have an idea of the tragedy that is about to unfold. dr. san doesn't fool me

typo hell #14: neanderthal started writing it not know how it (Karl Malone), Monday, 25 October 2021 01:23 (three years ago) link

not like he fooled all of you

typo hell #14: neanderthal started writing it not know how it (Karl Malone), Monday, 25 October 2021 01:23 (three years ago) link

Personally I think Lucky Season 7 is the best but 10 and 11 are right up there and this new one is a lot of fun so far, not to mention the Oscar Specials and the uhh “high budget” seasons of Decker which honestly are some of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

Fun fact: the “Space Wall” episode features a voice cameo by Todd Rundgren!

frogbs, Monday, 25 October 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

this might be a clue as to where things are going:

When your brothers and family abandon you, it’s time to join a new family pic.twitter.com/vfgp1Vj9m6

— Axiom of Rock House (@axiaofficial) October 25, 2021

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 October 2021 19:40 (three years ago) link

D:

aegis philbin (crüt), Wednesday, 27 October 2021 01:23 (three years ago) link

looking forward to taking the family to the Dekkar Museum of Rock & Roll sometime soon

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 28 October 2021 12:20 (three years ago) link

lmao @ "the Wendy Kirby performing arts center"

that 3D animation was hilarious

frogbs, Friday, 29 October 2021 15:42 (three years ago) link

feels like there are about 12 different storylines going on simultaneously right now. wonder how many of these HEI Network "pilots" actually come to pass

frogbs, Friday, 29 October 2021 15:53 (three years ago) link

i haven't gotten to hei points yet but i keep trying to obtain them on twitter from tim

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 October 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link

i know i have to login/register to actually receive them, but i am determined to get them straight from tim through twitter

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 October 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link

well I was wondering what sort of body horror they'd be doing this season

frogbs, Thursday, 4 November 2021 03:57 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/uqS2EZS.png

frogbs, Saturday, 13 November 2021 03:43 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

this is incredible. it's also ELEVEN HOURS long. they must now be suffering severe brain damage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Iyg9fznvM

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 27 November 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link

okay thank goodness, it is a loop. i honestly wasn't sure at first

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 27 November 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

is it?! i skimmed through, listening to bits from 12 or 15 different places. it all seemed to have a bizarrely even tone, and it was frequently about how everyone on the internet was paying attention to what they were doing now

looool

just staying (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 November 2021 17:56 (two years ago) link

how long is the loop, do you know?

just staying (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 November 2021 17:56 (two years ago) link

looks like at 1 hour 8 minutes it loops around

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 27 November 2021 18:24 (two years ago) link

amazing episode tonight

aegis philbin (crüt), Thursday, 2 December 2021 03:24 (two years ago) link

uhhh yeah that might be the best bit of acting ever on this show. not gonna spoil it yet but damn

also that cutaway to Gregg smirking at the camera, holy shit lmao

frogbs, Thursday, 2 December 2021 05:17 (two years ago) link

Mark's Cavalcade of Characters is Tim & Eric level insane. a true feast for the eyes and ears!!

frogbs, Friday, 3 December 2021 05:33 (two years ago) link

you can now vote on which "Heilot" you want produced by using your HEI points, with the winner being revealed next week. each vote costs 100 points and you have to refresh the screen to vote again. I'm pretty sure that Popcorn Shuffle is gonna "win" regardless b/c Gregg will have spent all day voting for himself, given that he's getting paid exclusively in HEI points

frogbs, Monday, 6 December 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link

i'm upset that Xposed is at less than 10% now, it's easily the best of the 4

aegis philbin (crüt), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 14:19 (two years ago) link

yeah i'm not gonna bother voting but i'd love to see what Xposed winning would lead to

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link

I’ve been rewatching X-Files so Xposed really made me laugh. The X-Files revival should have just been eight episodes like that, with Mulder as "special guest" ala Gregg.

blatherskite, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 14:56 (two years ago) link

Joe Estevez appearing as the rancher and then a minute later as an agent of the Deep State as President Davison was really funny

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link

you guys all gave him your credit card info huh

adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 02:47 (two years ago) link

Lmao Xposed now way in the lead, wtf is Tim doing

frogbs, Thursday, 9 December 2021 00:07 (two years ago) link

thank god

aegis philbin (crüt), Thursday, 9 December 2021 00:16 (two years ago) link

holy fuck the D4 music video

frogbs, Thursday, 9 December 2021 03:44 (two years ago) link

its called West Side Story not West Side Songs

frogbs, Thursday, 9 December 2021 03:46 (two years ago) link

ahahahahahahah the reveal in the end

frogbs, Thursday, 9 December 2021 03:55 (two years ago) link

tim silently signaling that he wants manuel to put his glasses on him had me dying

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 9 December 2021 04:14 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This video:

It's been an amazing first year at the HEI Network. Here's a look back at what being a HEI subscriber meant in 2021 AND a sneak peek at what's coming in early 2022...🔍💝🍾🃏🍿 pic.twitter.com/9tHkJSlGKe

— On Cinema at the Cinema (@OCATCOfficial) December 29, 2021

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link

i bought myself a hei network subscription for christmas and i'm watching the whole thing all over again

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 2 January 2022 18:25 (two years ago) link

i give it four bags of popcorn and... just a cup of water

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 2 January 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link

i love gregg's brief bit in the first season where he's just explaining what ebay is and how it works any time he does a popcorn classic

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 2 January 2022 18:38 (two years ago) link

always wondered if they planned to say anything more about Tim’s first wife and his kids but they kinda retconned all that out. Though I thought a recent episode mentioned it

frogbs, Sunday, 2 January 2022 18:48 (two years ago) link

i think tim mentioned his first wife in the wedding oscar special

aegis philbin (crüt), Sunday, 2 January 2022 19:00 (two years ago) link

well i don’t have a tumor, and i loved the movie

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 2 January 2022 20:32 (two years ago) link


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