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wow, the last 20 minutes with james dean is just a debacle by the end, good lord

at the end tim starts doing the real deep, top of the lungs, kind of "GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!!" at james dean

Karl I think you will really appreciate the later seasons

Ya I just looked up Season 6 and wow you haven’t even made it to Axiom and “Empty Bottle” yet wtf

thing is, i have also seen the entirety of the trial of tim heidecker, the full version. so i have an idea of the tragedy that is about to unfold. dr. san doesn't fool me

not like he fooled all of you

Personally I think Lucky Season 7 is the best but 10 and 11 are right up there and this new one is a lot of fun so far, not to mention the Oscar Specials and the uhh “high budget” seasons of Decker which honestly are some of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

Fun fact: the “Space Wall” episode features a voice cameo by Todd Rundgren!

this might be a clue as to where things are going:

When your brothers and family abandon you, it’s time to join a new family pic.twitter.com/vfgp1Vj9m6

— Axiom of Rock House (@axiaofficial) October 25, 2021

D:

looking forward to taking the family to the Dekkar Museum of Rock & Roll sometime soon

lmao @ "the Wendy Kirby performing arts center"

that 3D animation was hilarious

feels like there are about 12 different storylines going on simultaneously right now. wonder how many of these HEI Network "pilots" actually come to pass

i haven't gotten to hei points yet but i keep trying to obtain them on twitter from tim

i know i have to login/register to actually receive them, but i am determined to get them straight from tim through twitter

well I was wondering what sort of body horror they'd be doing this season

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this is incredible. it's also ELEVEN HOURS long. they must now be suffering severe brain damage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Iyg9fznvM

okay thank goodness, it is a loop. i honestly wasn't sure at first

is it?! i skimmed through, listening to bits from 12 or 15 different places. it all seemed to have a bizarrely even tone, and it was frequently about how everyone on the internet was paying attention to what they were doing now

looool

how long is the loop, do you know?

looks like at 1 hour 8 minutes it loops around

amazing episode tonight

uhhh yeah that might be the best bit of acting ever on this show. not gonna spoil it yet but damn

also that cutaway to Gregg smirking at the camera, holy shit lmao

Mark's Cavalcade of Characters is Tim & Eric level insane. a true feast for the eyes and ears!!

you can now vote on which "Heilot" you want produced by using your HEI points, with the winner being revealed next week. each vote costs 100 points and you have to refresh the screen to vote again. I'm pretty sure that Popcorn Shuffle is gonna "win" regardless b/c Gregg will have spent all day voting for himself, given that he's getting paid exclusively in HEI points

i'm upset that Xposed is at less than 10% now, it's easily the best of the 4

yeah i'm not gonna bother voting but i'd love to see what Xposed winning would lead to

I’ve been rewatching X-Files so Xposed really made me laugh. The X-Files revival should have just been eight episodes like that, with Mulder as "special guest" ala Gregg.

Joe Estevez appearing as the rancher and then a minute later as an agent of the Deep State as President Davison was really funny

you guys all gave him your credit card info huh

Lmao Xposed now way in the lead, wtf is Tim doing

thank god

holy fuck the D4 music video

its called West Side Story not West Side Songs

ahahahahahahah the reveal in the end

tim silently signaling that he wants manuel to put his glasses on him had me dying

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This video:

It's been an amazing first year at the HEI Network. Here's a look back at what being a HEI subscriber meant in 2021 AND a sneak peek at what's coming in early 2022...🔍💝🍾🃏🍿 pic.twitter.com/9tHkJSlGKe

— On Cinema at the Cinema (@OCATCOfficial) December 29, 2021

i bought myself a hei network subscription for christmas and i'm watching the whole thing all over again

i give it four bags of popcorn and... just a cup of water

i love gregg's brief bit in the first season where he's just explaining what ebay is and how it works any time he does a popcorn classic

always wondered if they planned to say anything more about Tim’s first wife and his kids but they kinda retconned all that out. Though I thought a recent episode mentioned it

i think tim mentioned his first wife in the wedding oscar special

well i don’t have a tumor, and i loved the movie

she might be stealing people’s identities, but what she’s really stealing is our heart

the part where tim reads out every joe estevez movie

The Joe Estevez montage during one of the Oscar specials is one of my favorite OC moments. Massive props to whoever actually watched all that footage

He’s such a perfect addition to this show - gives Tim’s endeavors some legitimacy since he has an actual actor with an IMDB page, while also being like a personal hero for Gregg as a guy who’s been in 200-some “popcorn classics” and has tenuous connections to everyone

imagine if you will you're sir... ian mckellen, walking up these stairs to accept the best picture award for the hobbit. you'll see it later tonight

the first oscar special is so pure, everyone trying so hard not to lose their shit to every billy crystal image