I’m only up to the hunter seeker part but so far this fscking rules
― calstars, Thursday, 28 October 2021 23:17 (three years ago) link
Re: humorlessThis has always always always struck me as a ridiculous reason to criticize a film. Who fucking cares? Not everything needs jokes! It’s crazy, people can enjoy art/entertainment that doesn’t sprinkle in some yucks.
― circa1916, Thursday, 28 October 2021 23:46 (three years ago) link
I have also enjoyed entertainment that is sexless or horrorless, believe it or not.
― circa1916, Thursday, 28 October 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link
strong agree
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 28 October 2021 23:51 (three years ago) link
Don't like to repurpose posts here, but nevertheless...
I suppose the question that should be asked is if Denis Villeneuve can make a movie that doesn’t rely on parenting and/or children as a crutch to give its characters emotional heft. FFS… pic.twitter.com/KnlckLiXcv— Chris Barrus (@quartzcity) October 27, 2021
continuing… pic.twitter.com/0Yt5ogO1GK— Chris Barrus (@quartzcity) October 27, 2021
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 29 October 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link
Re: humorless
This has always always always struck me as a ridiculous reason to criticize a film. Who fucking cares? Not everything needs jokes! It’s crazy, people can enjoy art/entertainment that doesn’t sprinkle in some yucks.
― circa1916, Thursday, October 28, 2021 7:46 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
feel like when people say this theyre not so much pointing at lack of jokes its more a ponderousness or absurd super seriousness, but maybe having a spaceship movie be super serious is actually......funny idk, i personally think a movie can be super serious and good
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 October 2021 00:07 (three years ago) link
I get that, I just don’t think I’ve ever read that word in criticism and agreed with it as a mark against a film. Like even for a movie I don’t like I generally don’t think the reason it sucks is because “too srs”. I mean Dune is a story that features dudes riding giant sand worms and it plays it totally straight and it kinda works just fine?
― circa1916, Friday, 29 October 2021 04:03 (three years ago) link
As bad as that Space Captain Hugh Laurie show turned out, I'm still in favor of Iannucci doing Dune.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 29 October 2021 05:01 (three years ago) link
Realized last night that Chalamet looks like an anime character in this, and his personality is very Shinji from NGE.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 29 October 2021 06:12 (three years ago) link
Dune's overwhelming seriousness is in itself a bit funny.
What I definitely found funny is my partner spent the whole film thinking Paul belonged to something called "The House of Trade-ies", so named because they were good at trading.
― chap, Friday, 29 October 2021 08:31 (three years ago) link
I love that. Might start using it.
― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 29 October 2021 08:51 (three years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 October 2021 12:04 (three years ago) link
The Lynch Dune is so serious it's funny like when the Doctor starts weeping when he gives up Leto and he's in like a space corner crying at the spice club
― a (waterface), Friday, 29 October 2021 12:06 (three years ago) link
Something like Dune (new version) has more in common with a Cecil B DeMille blockbuster, or an Irwin Allen disaster movie, than one-off, idiosyncratic auteur genre exercises like Rosemary's Baby or Texas Chainsaw Massacre. This new Dune is a big, Oscar-aspiring studio product that doesn't WANT laughs, in the same way that the solemn religiosity of Ben-Hur would be undermined by Chuck quipping his way round the chariot track.
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 29 October 2021 12:36 (three years ago) link
peplums! in! spaaaaaaace!
― mark s, Friday, 29 October 2021 12:39 (three years ago) link
This still needs to happen
Henry James in Space
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 29 October 2021 12:53 (three years ago) link
Saw this last night, came away with the same tepid feeling I had for the previous Villeneuve sci-fi films. It’s fine, but I didn't find much there to be absolutely in love with.
― jmm, Friday, 29 October 2021 12:59 (three years ago) link
than one-off, idiosyncratic auteur genre exercises like... Texas Chainsaw Massacre
hooper produced a ton of crazy movies that aren't exactly like tcm but eaten alive surely suggests it wasn't a one-off
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 29 October 2021 13:23 (three years ago) link
I can't believe they did it. pic.twitter.com/ORx6iiSuE9— 🎃 Doomavon "Spooky" Indoscreamo Crawley 🎃 (@hellodonavon) October 27, 2021
― mark s, Friday, 29 October 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link
eat it or snort it, kids.
I've seen folk suggesting that by Dune Messiah, Paul has been transformed into a blind fascist dictator and embraces death camps and systematic genocide. That will be a good opportunity to inject some running gags 'n' funnies into the franchise!
― calzino, Friday, 29 October 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link
not so much embraces, more like "oh well, I caused billions of people to be killed, guess I'll go brood on this for a bit"
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 29 October 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link
Gonna see how they handle Paul turning Irulan into his council meeting stenographer.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 29 October 2021 16:49 (three years ago) link
that 2006 extended cut of Dune 1984 is not good, can see why Lynch disowned it. NTR sounding presenter with intrusive voiceover doing unwanted Dune-splaining, rubbish illustrations while the prologue is read out by the same voice. Lol it even opens up with a closeup of a paperback copy of the book. I reckon there could be something better than the heavily cut theatrical release put together from the 4 hours Lynch apparently shot.
― calzino, Friday, 29 October 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link
holy shit this fucking movie
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 29 October 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link
That can be read numerous ways (which seems appropriate for Dune)
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 29 October 2021 22:45 (three years ago) link
"smile Gurney"
"I am smiling"
^^^
ffs this is another joke!
― calzino, Friday, 29 October 2021 23:19 (three years ago) link
I had insomnia last night and went a bit into the book and remembered that Gurney is a warrior/troubadour, lol yeah I forgot about Patrick Stewart's oversized mandolin! And in the book he has a scar on his face from some adventure in a Harkonnen dungeon.
― calzino, Friday, 29 October 2021 23:33 (three years ago) link
I would struggle to see how it could have been any better, tbh
Gonna read thread now and get furious at any slight criticism
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 29 October 2021 23:34 (three years ago) link
All the humour was condensed in advance into the diana trailer which i fucking pissed myself through and the more so when my brother leaned over and suggested owen wilson a better casting decision than the chosen starlet
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 29 October 2021 23:35 (three years ago) link
I had insomnia last night and went a bit into the book and remembered that Gurney is a warrior/troubadour, lol yeah I forgot about Patrick Stewart's oversized mandolin!
lol It's a not-so-well disguised Chapman Stick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-zEMitTkaU
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 29 October 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link
they really shouldve had josh brolin play
― lag∞n, Friday, 29 October 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link
in the book it's more about baudy shagging songs with Gurney. Paul advises him not to let his mum hear him singing this stuff or parts of him will be mounted on the walls.
― calzino, Saturday, 30 October 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link
Jaysus lads how some of ye upthread follow movies at all bewilders me ye come out of them so clueless of what happened in front of ye
Brad as always otm obv
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 October 2021 00:22 (three years ago) link
in the book it's more about baudy shagging songs with Gurney.
I felt it was missing a scene in a rowdy Arrakis pub.
― chap, Saturday, 30 October 2021 00:24 (three years ago) link
Dune: Messiah adaptation with Kyle Maclachlan as Paul/Muad'Dib
― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 30 October 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Eoek8a500
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 30 October 2021 01:28 (three years ago) link
― calzino, Friday, October 29, 2021 10:07 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
There's a couple of versions of that floating round, IMO the good version is the "Alternative Edition Redux" edit which doesn't have the dumb storybook narration tacked on at the beginning (which is from the disowned-by-Lynch TV version)
― "Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Saturday, 30 October 2021 09:52 (three years ago) link
the good cut can never be made bcz lynch doesnt like sand and didn't film enough
lynch: is that the dune? *films it for a couple of minutes* that'll do, sand sucks, what this movie needs is more pugs and eyebrows
― mark s, Saturday, 30 October 2021 10:05 (three years ago) link
the strange baroque-noir aesthetic and eyebrowed up mentats in Lynch's Dune is good stuff imo!
― calzino, Saturday, 30 October 2021 10:58 (three years ago) link
I would like to see an extended cut with more pugs
― siffleur’s mom (wins), Saturday, 30 October 2021 11:16 (three years ago) link
a pug's history of maud'dib, by the princess irulan
― mark s, Saturday, 30 October 2021 11:51 (three years ago) link
Sudden desire to own a pug named Irulan
― flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 30 October 2021 12:31 (three years ago) link
I truly love darragh’s entry into this thread.
― circa1916, Saturday, 30 October 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link
truly he is the old man of the desert (ilx)
― mark s, Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:02 (three years ago) link
dunkon idunnos
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 October 2021 16:09 (three years ago) link
I have a lot to say about this
but first - does josh brolin die in that attack or...? I mean, that's the last we see of him, right?
also bugged me how Duncan's facial hair changed like 3 times in the first thirty minutes. Like "I'm off to live among the Fremen and study their ways, may not return, see ya, but hey lemme first get rid of this Dimebag Darrell beard, gotta look presentable"
Also something tells me 8000 years from now no one will be using phrases like "we're good to go," and "that was insane" (when seeing a sandworm for the first time) but tbf I could be better with suspension of disbelief, I mean it also bugs me that everyone in this movie speaks english and has product in their conspicuously bedheaded hair
― Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link
this was very well done. i appreciated that this baron won't give me nightmares, unlike the one in lynch's movie.
― treeship., Monday, October 25, 2021 5:17 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Nightmare fuel is seriously what this remake was sorely lacking imo and Baron Brando is largely to blame
I did love that unlike the Lynch version in this they accent the first syllable of 'Harkonnen' so now it sounds like the Finnish surname I always hear in my head when I see the word.
― joygoat, Monday, October 25, 2021 10:02 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
I dunno if there is a Herbertian consensus on pronunciation but it bugged me that it was pronounced differently
― Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link
Lynch Dune is 1000x better.
― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Tuesday, October 26, 2021 1:48 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:12 (three years ago) link
If you remember lynch dune brolin was Patrick Stewart & he bumps into Paul again later during a battle
― siffleur’s mom (wins), Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link
Right! Guess they're saving that for part 2. Ready for some Alia and Feyd too
― Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:18 (three years ago) link