Seinfeld: Classic or Dud

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no television show in history had a better cast of one-off characters, right? I mean what even comes close

frogbs, Thursday, 2 December 2021 14:54 (two years ago) link

Xp it's pointed out elsewhere in the show that Jerry drinks decaf.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 2 December 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link

Really, well if that isn't justification for a full re-watch I don't know what is.

Ste, Thursday, 2 December 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link

Actually decaf tea iirc.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 2 December 2021 15:16 (two years ago) link

Lemon lift?

Sam Weller, Thursday, 2 December 2021 15:22 (two years ago) link

lot of love for Bookman and so many more over here: Seinfeld secondary character poll

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 2 December 2021 15:29 (two years ago) link

Crazy Joe Davola was robbed.

hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Thursday, 2 December 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

“Bookman: You're a comedian, you make people laugh.
Jerry: I try.
Bookman: You think this is all a big joke, don't ya?”

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 2 December 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link

nothing tops this guy for me, single funniest line reading in the whole series imo

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nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 2 December 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link

I beg to differ:

https://tenor.com/SZmq.gif

hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:14 (two years ago) link

Or I would if I could post a gif.

https://c.tenor.com/-cmGwgBlbdcAAAAC/sonofabitch-sob.gif

hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:16 (two years ago) link

Lol every time I have a bath I think "The soak o' the year!"

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link

dunno if Puddy is considered a secondary character but he's the best minor character in this

a (waterface), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:26 (two years ago) link

yeah, that's right

Ste, Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:31 (two years ago) link

hey babe

a (waterface), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:35 (two years ago) link

Last flight I took I saw a guy just staring straight ahead for the whole flight, not even wearing earphones, and I kept thinking of Puddy and giggling.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:40 (two years ago) link

my favorite joke in that goes like

Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: VEGETABLE LASAGNA

a (waterface), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:42 (two years ago) link

haha I'm watching an episode of Friends right now and Monica's mum has just pulled out Lasagnas from her freezer

Ste, Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:43 (two years ago) link

fyi

Ste, Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:43 (two years ago) link

literally everything puddy ever says is amazing.

“sure thing, joe mayo.”

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 2 December 2021 22:00 (two years ago) link

I involuntarily shush everyone around me if I hear "Desperado"

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 2 December 2021 22:25 (two years ago) link

Absolutely one of the best exchanges in the history of the show. I crack up every time. From “The Parking Garage”:


ELAINE: “And now he's gone. I'm sure he's looking for the car. Five minutes, that's all. I just want to find him.”

MAN #1: “I can't do it.”

ELAINE: “But why? Why can't you do it?”

MAN #1: “… I can't.”

ELAINE: “No, see that's not a reason you can't. You just don't want to.”

MAN #1: “… That's right.”

ELAINE: “But why? Why don't you want to?”

MAN #1: “I don't know.”

ELAINE: “But wouldn't you get any satisfaction out of helping someone out?”

MAN #1: “No, I wouldn't.”

It feels pointless to write it out here because so much of the brilliance is in the delivery.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 2 December 2021 23:49 (two years ago) link

Favourite Puddy: "That's right."

(Hearing it in context helps.)

clemenza, Friday, 3 December 2021 00:23 (two years ago) link

I’ve spent many moments on this earth idly wondering if I could pull off puddy’s 8 ball jacket

Clay, Friday, 3 December 2021 00:31 (two years ago) link

Glad Flopson cited Elaine's manic luggage-packing up there, possibly mycfavourite scene in the series.

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 3 December 2021 00:40 (two years ago) link

And then she shows up at Jerry's place, hair in face, to give a stirring account of how she *almost* got him there in time: "Gentlemen, I assure you--" What's the rest?

dow, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link

"Mr Kramer, he's an innocent primate."
"Well so am I!"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 02:22 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I’d forgotten what a jackass Jerry is in this show/ The insincerity in every moment is breathtaking, it just oozes from every pore.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 26 December 2021 23:55 (two years ago) link

that’s a shame

Clay, Monday, 27 December 2021 00:10 (two years ago) link

mocking, mocking, mocking! all they do is MOCK!

hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 December 2021 00:19 (two years ago) link

I’m not saying that’s a negative, mind.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 27 December 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link

i'm just quoting the series finale lol

hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 December 2021 00:31 (two years ago) link

been rewatching a few episodes and god damn Jerry is somehow even a worse actor than I remembered

frogbs, Monday, 27 December 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link

He's not a good actor but he's also not trying to "act" really. Jason and Julia are trying to be believable, even in ridiculous situations but Jerry is always showing an awareness that he's a character in a scripted show.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 December 2021 02:08 (two years ago) link

aren’t we all, really

Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 December 2021 09:22 (two years ago) link

i watched a couple of episodes the other night

at one point george says he’s driven women to lesbianism and the crowd WHOOPS and gasps like this is a super edgy thing to say. it was awkward to experience

fell in love w elaine all over again. the camera loves her face. she shows up and everything just lights up.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 December 2021 09:25 (two years ago) link

I had an epiphany last night that Seinfeld did to the sitcom what Letterman did to the late night talk show.

ma dmac's fury road (PBKR), Monday, 27 December 2021 12:18 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

The Seinfeld Theme Mixed With A Hit Song From Every Year Seinfeld Was On TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY9axZBUUlo

adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 3 February 2022 12:41 (two years ago) link

lol, that's really well-executed

The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:22 (two years ago) link

one of my favorite videos is the composer of that theme (Jonathan Wolff) talking about how it came together and why it's different from episode to episode; long story short he's trying to match Jerry's stand-up rhythms. I'm surprised it goes so well with apparently everything

frogbs, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:35 (two years ago) link

Wow it really is

xp

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link

xpost tbf they do a lot of either resequencing the slap-bass notes, or performing/programming their own... so that it's not the Seinfeld theme so much as its arrangement/tempo.

The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

That video with the composer completely blew my mind when I saw it. I would have sworn up and down it was the same recording every ep, I cant believe I never previously noticed that they're all completely different & unique.

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:08 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S1Bmh3QSK4

Smart move to ixnay the attingscay after 1 episode

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:12 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

Someone sent me this pic.twitter.com/dSzRVdlDJM

— Greb Comics (@GrebComics) October 8, 2022

calstars, Sunday, 9 October 2022 11:20 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

"George Costanza dates a Pan-Africanist"

had to write this out, it's been bugging me for 24 hours now pic.twitter.com/OgW6mXCVp4

— j_shwahh_2 (@j_shwahh_2) January 6, 2023

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 January 2023 12:13 (one year ago) link

was not aware they at eat Tom's Diner!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%27s_Restaurant

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 19:09 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

The gym had Seinfeld playing while I was on the treadmill this afternoon; subtitles, no sound. It was the Soup Nazi episode. They had a certain level of genius on that show in terms of how economical it was. Within the first two-and-a-half, three minutes, they've introduced Schmoopy, the Soup Nazi, and the armoire--two of the most famous subplots ever, and a third that's pretty great too. They even manage to work in Bania for a few seconds.

clemenza, Saturday, 22 April 2023 21:38 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/LresnfU.jpg

calstars, Tuesday, 15 August 2023 01:15 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I won't play the relevant clip, which probably doesn't date especially well, but when they were doing roll call for the McCarthy vote, "Cartwright?" made me laugh.

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:18 (one year ago) link


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