yeah, that's right
― Ste, Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:31 (two years ago) link
hey babe
― a (waterface), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:35 (two years ago) link
Last flight I took I saw a guy just staring straight ahead for the whole flight, not even wearing earphones, and I kept thinking of Puddy and giggling.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:40 (two years ago) link
my favorite joke in that goes like
Jerry: Who's that?Elaine: VEGETABLE LASAGNA
― a (waterface), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:42 (two years ago) link
haha I'm watching an episode of Friends right now and Monica's mum has just pulled out Lasagnas from her freezer
― Ste, Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:43 (two years ago) link
fyi
literally everything puddy ever says is amazing.
“sure thing, joe mayo.”
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 2 December 2021 22:00 (two years ago) link
I involuntarily shush everyone around me if I hear "Desperado"
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 2 December 2021 22:25 (two years ago) link
Absolutely one of the best exchanges in the history of the show. I crack up every time. From “The Parking Garage”:
ELAINE: “And now he's gone. I'm sure he's looking for the car. Five minutes, that's all. I just want to find him.”MAN #1: “I can't do it.”ELAINE: “But why? Why can't you do it?”MAN #1: “… I can't.”ELAINE: “No, see that's not a reason you can't. You just don't want to.”MAN #1: “… That's right.”ELAINE: “But why? Why don't you want to?”MAN #1: “I don't know.”ELAINE: “But wouldn't you get any satisfaction out of helping someone out?”MAN #1: “No, I wouldn't.”
MAN #1: “I can't do it.”
ELAINE: “But why? Why can't you do it?”
MAN #1: “… I can't.”
ELAINE: “No, see that's not a reason you can't. You just don't want to.”
MAN #1: “… That's right.”
ELAINE: “But why? Why don't you want to?”
MAN #1: “I don't know.”
ELAINE: “But wouldn't you get any satisfaction out of helping someone out?”
MAN #1: “No, I wouldn't.”
It feels pointless to write it out here because so much of the brilliance is in the delivery.
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 2 December 2021 23:49 (two years ago) link
Favourite Puddy: "That's right."
(Hearing it in context helps.)
― clemenza, Friday, 3 December 2021 00:23 (two years ago) link
I’ve spent many moments on this earth idly wondering if I could pull off puddy’s 8 ball jacket
― Clay, Friday, 3 December 2021 00:31 (two years ago) link
Glad Flopson cited Elaine's manic luggage-packing up there, possibly mycfavourite scene in the series.
― Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 3 December 2021 00:40 (two years ago) link
And then she shows up at Jerry's place, hair in face, to give a stirring account of how she *almost* got him there in time: "Gentlemen, I assure you--" What's the rest?
― dow, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link
"Mr Kramer, he's an innocent primate.""Well so am I!"
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 02:22 (two years ago) link
I’d forgotten what a jackass Jerry is in this show/ The insincerity in every moment is breathtaking, it just oozes from every pore.
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 26 December 2021 23:55 (two years ago) link
that’s a shame
― Clay, Monday, 27 December 2021 00:10 (two years ago) link
mocking, mocking, mocking! all they do is MOCK!
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 December 2021 00:19 (two years ago) link
I’m not saying that’s a negative, mind.
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 27 December 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link
i'm just quoting the series finale lol
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 December 2021 00:31 (two years ago) link
been rewatching a few episodes and god damn Jerry is somehow even a worse actor than I remembered
― frogbs, Monday, 27 December 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link
He's not a good actor but he's also not trying to "act" really. Jason and Julia are trying to be believable, even in ridiculous situations but Jerry is always showing an awareness that he's a character in a scripted show.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 December 2021 02:08 (two years ago) link
aren’t we all, really
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 December 2021 09:22 (two years ago) link
i watched a couple of episodes the other nightat one point george says he’s driven women to lesbianism and the crowd WHOOPS and gasps like this is a super edgy thing to say. it was awkward to experiencefell in love w elaine all over again. the camera loves her face. she shows up and everything just lights up.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 December 2021 09:25 (two years ago) link
I had an epiphany last night that Seinfeld did to the sitcom what Letterman did to the late night talk show.
― ma dmac's fury road (PBKR), Monday, 27 December 2021 12:18 (two years ago) link
The Seinfeld Theme Mixed With A Hit Song From Every Year Seinfeld Was On TVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY9axZBUUlo
― adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 3 February 2022 12:41 (two years ago) link
lol, that's really well-executed
― The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:22 (two years ago) link
one of my favorite videos is the composer of that theme (Jonathan Wolff) talking about how it came together and why it's different from episode to episode; long story short he's trying to match Jerry's stand-up rhythms. I'm surprised it goes so well with apparently everything
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:35 (two years ago) link
Wow it really is
xp
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link
xpost tbf they do a lot of either resequencing the slap-bass notes, or performing/programming their own... so that it's not the Seinfeld theme so much as its arrangement/tempo.
― The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link
That video with the composer completely blew my mind when I saw it. I would have sworn up and down it was the same recording every ep, I cant believe I never previously noticed that they're all completely different & unique.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:08 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S1Bmh3QSK4
Smart move to ixnay the attingscay after 1 episode
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:12 (two years ago) link
Someone sent me this pic.twitter.com/dSzRVdlDJM— Greb Comics (@GrebComics) October 8, 2022
― calstars, Sunday, 9 October 2022 11:20 (two years ago) link
"George Costanza dates a Pan-Africanist"had to write this out, it's been bugging me for 24 hours now pic.twitter.com/OgW6mXCVp4— j_shwahh_2 (@j_shwahh_2) January 6, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 7 January 2023 12:13 (one year ago) link
was not aware they at eat Tom's Diner!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%27s_Restaurant
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 19:09 (one year ago) link
The gym had Seinfeld playing while I was on the treadmill this afternoon; subtitles, no sound. It was the Soup Nazi episode. They had a certain level of genius on that show in terms of how economical it was. Within the first two-and-a-half, three minutes, they've introduced Schmoopy, the Soup Nazi, and the armoire--two of the most famous subplots ever, and a third that's pretty great too. They even manage to work in Bania for a few seconds.
― clemenza, Saturday, 22 April 2023 21:38 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LresnfU.jpg
― calstars, Tuesday, 15 August 2023 01:15 (one year ago) link
I won't play the relevant clip, which probably doesn't date especially well, but when they were doing roll call for the McCarthy vote, "Cartwright?" made me laugh.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:18 (one year ago) link
Too bad there wasn't a Congressman Constanza to ask if they said his name.
― birdistheword, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 23:18 (one year ago) link
Seinfeld hints at redoing of finale (I tried to post link to Guardian article but ilx didn't like the link)
“I think the thing about finales is everybody writes their own finale in their head, whereas if they just tune in during the week to a normal show, they’re surprised by what’s going on. They haven’t written it beforehand, they don’t know what the show is,”
For me that wasn't the issue. The issue was that the finale just wasn't funny at all.
― Ste, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 07:45 (one year ago) link
redoing? like re-editing?
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 07:55 (one year ago) link
From the article:
In response to a question from an audience member during his standup show at the Wang Theatre in Boston on Saturday, the comedian teased that a re-envisioned finale may be in the works.
Seinfeld was asked whether he liked the TV sitcom’s finale. “Well, I have a little secret for you about the ending. But I can’t really tell it because it is a secret,” he responded.
“Here’s what I’ll tell you, OK, but you can’t tell anybody. Something is going to happen that has to do with that ending. Hasn’t happened yet,” Seinfeld said to loud gasps and applause.
― Ste, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 08:06 (one year ago) link
Ahh maybe they shot a couple of different endings
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 08:31 (one year ago) link
or maybe they get released from |redacted|
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 08:55 (one year ago) link
Probably a Super Bowl commercial.
― birdistheword, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 09:03 (one year ago) link
lol yeah duhxpost
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 09:04 (one year ago) link
Upon release from jail, they run into the Close Talker, and trying to escape him, are all hit by a bus.
Cue George in his dying moments, hearing himself in his head singing "Believe it or not, George isn't alive"
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 11:16 (one year ago) link
what would be a funny ending for that show. not defending the ending, just saying i'm sure there are "takes" out there
― a (waterface), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 12:06 (one year ago) link
It’s an inspired idea for a finale tbh, the last scene is p much perfect. The ep itself is one of the worst of the run only cause it has barely any jokes in it, just a load of flatly executed callbacks
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 12:18 (one year ago) link
yeah maybe they needed one with jokes
went back and looked at some of the episodes from the last season. they had the frogger episode, and the Wizard organizer one, but also the, yeck, Puerto Rican parade one
― a (waterface), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 12:54 (one year ago) link
Didnt they already do this on season 5 or 6 of Curb?
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 12:54 (one year ago) link