Star Trek Discovery: The Bryan Fuller TV reboot

should have mixed it up, had a different trill symbiote personality pop up in the new body first

hell yes imagine the android waking up possessed by joran dax

lol

Star Trek: You Got This

oh look, Tilly is leading a survey mission with cadets! surely nothing will go wrong

*two seconds later*

i swear to christ the next person who says “you got this” needs to be thrown out an airlock

mm and yes lets really do some more in-depth conflict resolution now in this perilous moment on this iceplanet while giant spiders are coming to eat your flesh, definitely a great idea. honestly sometimes im just WHAT the fuck IS THIS SHOW

ok i am caught up now and my most pressing question is what was that shit with the ice boots?

anyway this show is very daft but i still like it

holy shit @ the Georgiou eulogy scene - she was a genocidal maniac, actual Space Hitler! Mirror Saru immediately forgave her for eating his people and was willing to die for her - after the change main Saru was a raging asshole for four episodes, he would have shot her himself.

These are like 22 minute sci-fi stories plus 20 minute of unearned sad monologuing. Stamets and the Trill non-binary scenes were so badly written it undermined them (and it's Trek, there have always been non-binary species!).

The Starfleet Admiral having to get in a "oooooh, you bad boys used that unauthorized tech to do the thing I told you to do" moment every episode, yeesh.

Need a series where Pike, Book, Grudge and Emperor Georgiou galavant across the galaxy.

i really do need that Pike series like, NOW

With Yeoh gone and Book still just a bit player, I'm not sure there's any charisma left in the main characters. Stamets and Tig Notaro show promise but their Whedon banter has its limits.

I stopped watching this a few episodes into the third season - we just forgot to keep watching it. And then I started DS9 (for the first time!) instead and it was so much better. Point being, this thread isn't really persuading me to try again. Or I'll wait for the Pike show. I feel a bit underwhelmed that the retro white guy lead show is the one I'm really looking forward to.

Admittedly I don't get Pike's appeal but the other prestige, live action Trek show centered around a captain also has awful writing (sorry Trayce) so I have low hopes for Pike.

I am very angry with that latest episode. And so it would seem is everyone else, what a low IMDB rating.

I did love that they Redshirted someone 5 milliseconds in though.

trayce . . . you got this

i m d b…. rating?

star trek: let's do this

Third episode of the Kelpien dilithium arc, pure hate-watch now.

i was ok w this episode? way less selfhelp at least

Yes I liked this one. I feel like I missed something re the very end bit where Tarka was going on about using anger productively and then he fingered a scar on the back of his neck. What did I not infer there, it is driving me bonkers.

he was presumably once an emerald chain slave like book and the late andorian dude (who was played by the tilly actress's irl husband)

always suspected the digital millennium copyright act would have far-reaching consequences

also i totally love how incestuous all these canadian-filmed shows are with their actors

like has anyone yet been in *all* of bsg/orphan black/the expanse/letterkenny/disco?

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Haven't watched the latest but should we talk about Gray's undercut mullet in the meantime?

another episode, another character with an emotional crisis who has to be comforted and told that they got this before pulling through to save the day. tbf, i wasn’t expecting it to be the fucking ship’s computer’s turn

bro, this show sucks

This season they've managed to make each episode half good and then half terrible, boring, therapy session.

Previous Trek had plenty of talking about feelings but they spent three seasons making all of these characters awful so WGAF.

then they do a space action sequence and it's like "oh you wanted this to be a Star Wars TV show"

xxp the huge bit there being that they established a crazy new ai life form that has untold knowledge and just forgot about it for half the season

I feel like there are three scripting teams and one is editorial doing “more feelings” and the first few episodes were done by people who were told “don’t actually use material we’ve got”

sir i must apologise, i spoke rashly during the earlier crisis because i have an emotional backstory, here is my emotional back story, now is a very good time to tell it to you, during this new crisis, it will only take 20 seconds because emotions are actually pretty simple cause and effect

I actually liked this one! It had a very TNG vibe to it, if nothing else, and the bathos was kept to a minimum IMO.

fair is fair; this one is pretty solid

no one says ‘you got this’, for one thing

The Burn must have really fucked up the Klingons since they still haven’t made an appearance.

yeah this was a pretty decent episode
always glad when ole d-crone pops up

...and it's back to cringe. That slow clap scene...

Did I spot a Ferengi in this ep? He had pointed ears though which was odd.

"I feel seen" - the writing is just embarrassingly bad

like i must say that i genuinely enjoy watching this show but part of that enjoyment is based on laughing at the dumb bits - and the computer saying “i feel seen” was probably the pick of this one for me

i think of myself as a sensitive respectful individual but there is something about the way this show “does” “feelings” that makes me feel like a grouchy right-wing knuckle-dragger

It's clumsy and unnatural. Instead of the sentient AI just steadily becoming part of the crew until they realize "oh shit, it's a being" they make it a stilted B-plot and finish up by telling instead of showing with the "I feel seen."

I’m pretty sure that was a Ferengi in the Federation vote, and possibly another one who was tending bar at some point.

first ep back after season break was pretty enjoyable! only one “you got this” & it wasnt even bc someone was sad

really liked the makeup on the mac tonight/ max-headroom-looking broker

I kept thinking of G'Kar from B5. It felt like there were loads of older Trek refs in this ep which made me realise how little of that Disco has been doing.

Some ferengis in the background, a shapshifter (who turned into a tribble, lol), payment with gold pressed latinum, and I think one camera pan went past an alien who looked the same as Morn from the DS9 bar. I'm sure there was more.

yeah there def was a lot!

i also liked “Oh Wow” and her fight scene, also felt very old Trek, like a scheme dreamed up by jim & bones

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sad to sour the generally posi vibes here but i found the first ep back lame & snoozy esp for a mid-season premiere or whatever -

but most recent one was ok? like, pleasingly overwrought i would say. the DSP or whatever is a pretty soft focus Season Threat tho - I want to be feeling v’ger/voyage home probe levels of unknowable cosmic power vibes but it just isn’t landing - although this ep kind of felt like it was building to something i guess? but hard to get real excited about this season, bring back that nutso Disco energy, it was weird but at least it was something

also lol at returning character reveal that leaves me squinting and going “oh yeah i kind of remember that person?” - the second-tier characters are so epically under-written on this show, it is kind of avant garde - like the shuttlecraft spat between beard guy and non-beard guy - I kind of blank as soon as they start talking, because you know it’s an anaemic fifth-priority subplot that will be resolved with no consequences

ok i have thought too much now about this dumb show that i still watch and like

new episode bugged me a little bc the mirroring of Michaels situation on her ship & Bookers situation on his ship like do u seee every 5 minutes ughhhhh WE GET IT

but fine otherwise

absurd that they didn’t open fire

hate it when the needs of the many are outweighed by the needs of this one guy people find likeable