Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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He can run again and raise a lot of campaign cash, then lose and have control of what's left over.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 27 January 2022 22:42 (four years ago)

I hope he spends his final days penniless and in total obscurity.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 27 January 2022 22:43 (four years ago)

As much as I would love to see it, he'll never be completely broke. There are enough morons out there who adore the shit out of him that, even if he were reduced to utter penury, they'd throw money at him just to own the libs.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 27 January 2022 22:45 (four years ago)

Not enough to make him "wealthy" again, but I fear he'll always grift enough to stay afloat and be a constant presence.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 27 January 2022 22:45 (four years ago)

A debilitating stroke would end that.

And then someone could wheel him in front of a TV playing Obama's 2012 roast of him on an endless loop.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 27 January 2022 22:48 (four years ago)

best way to give him a stroke is just one of us follow him around with an airhorn that we blow at erratic, inconsistent times each day

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 January 2022 23:13 (four years ago)

let's not think of giving trump a stroke right now, these are intense times for all of us

Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 January 2022 23:15 (four years ago)

Hahaha

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 27 January 2022 23:15 (four years ago)

$93 million in cash is actually a lot of money

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 27 January 2022 23:18 (four years ago)

Not if you have $738 million in debt.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 27 January 2022 23:19 (four years ago)

they're just going to "find another trump"

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 January 2022 01:28 (four years ago)

folks pic.twitter.com/o9O6uH88oc

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 1, 2022

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 00:45 (four years ago)

http://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/thumb/0/05/How_to_Cook_for_Forty_Humans.png/240px-How_to_Cook_for_Forty_Humans.png

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 04:25 (four years ago)

https://images.firstpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Donald-Trump-McDonalds-380.jpg?impolicy=website&width=320&height=180

Lads Who Lunch

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 04:48 (four years ago)

Friend, I've decided to do/
Something I rarely do/
in the hope that you'll join me

good yacht rock lyrics

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 14:51 (four years ago)

I don't seek them out, but his various missives and declarations, while horrifying, are also kind of hilarious. Very birthday gift stationary "From the Desk of" energy.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:05 (four years ago)

"I've decided to do something I RARELY DO in the hope that you'll join me for lunch." Poll options:

[] use stairs
[] drink water
[] speak with Barron

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:14 (four years ago)

Wipe
Chew
Think before speaking
Exercise

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:22 (four years ago)

Shake Hands?

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 16:33 (four years ago)

Eat a salad?

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 16:33 (four years ago)

Pretend to be Klunk from "Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines" ?

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 16:39 (four years ago)

Here’s a note that was sent to Mar-a-Lago club members this week, advertising the former president as disc jockey. pic.twitter.com/shfLBPOPU1

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 4, 2022

DJ Dr. Donnie Covid

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:03 (four years ago)

WTF songs would he play? Lee Greenwood and "YMCA"?

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:07 (four years ago)

Brimful of bangers from prez 45

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:08 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:13 (four years ago)

JFC... is that "heart of glass" underneath all that dreck?

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:16 (four years ago)

Strangely he is really into Helado Negro

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:25 (four years ago)

that video is still one of my picks for 20 Revolting Things That Happened

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:51 (four years ago)

why are you all memorializing him? is my question

Dan S, Saturday, 5 February 2022 01:03 (four years ago)

this thread should be deep in the ilx graveyard

Dan S, Saturday, 5 February 2022 01:03 (four years ago)

deep-sixing has been tried with mixed results: Flush this question out

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 5 February 2022 01:19 (four years ago)

This is less "memorializing" and more 'look at this dumb sad asshole' (who still has a good shot at ruining what's left of this country).

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 5 February 2022 02:01 (four years ago)

it's still about accepting and by extension valorizing him

Dan S, Saturday, 5 February 2022 02:37 (four years ago)

I'll save the valorization for after his straight-fire DJ set at Coachella.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 5 February 2022 02:47 (four years ago)

DJT-Kicks

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 5 February 2022 02:56 (four years ago)

Strangely he is really into Helado Negro


laughed hard at this

beard papa, Saturday, 5 February 2022 07:57 (four years ago)

Take Helado's name out of your mouth!

There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Saturday, 5 February 2022 11:05 (four years ago)

JUST NOW: "Staff in WH residence would periodically find the toilet clogged. The engineer would have to come and fix it. What the engineer would find would be wads of clumped up wet, printed paper." @maggieNYT on concerns of Trump flushing documents.pic.twitter.com/dertOPEXYm

— John Berman (@JohnBerman) February 10, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 February 2022 14:37 (four years ago)

Damn low flow toilets!

Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 10 February 2022 14:41 (four years ago)

White House Plumbers always cleaning up messes

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 10 February 2022 15:04 (four years ago)

Of course he's denying he flushed papers down the toilet, but I'm not sure I saw a denial that he *ate* documents. Considering our own suspicions of what damage he did to the toilets and pipes through diet alone, I think they may both be right: staff did find documents clogging the toilets, but Asshole did not put them there. At least, not directly ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:19 (four years ago)

to be fair, when COVID kicked off, there was a toilet paper shortage

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:21 (four years ago)

Glad to learn Haberman saved this bit for her book.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:22 (four years ago)

oh no I have accidentally valorized Donald Trump by laughing at his DJ set

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:46 (four years ago)

is this why he used to complain about toilets needing 10-15 flushes

frogbs, Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:13 (four years ago)

well that plus a diet of aspartame, evil, and ketchup on well-done steak, but mostly evil

imam and apple pie (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:17 (four years ago)

"This plumbing is from the 19th Century! Please put only toilet paper in the toilet, not wipes or confidential documents!"

- handwritten sign in the Coolidge Lavatory

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:50 (four years ago)

he stole the goddamn sharpied hurricane pic.twitter.com/c4iZ8iL1xY

— kilgore trout, cryptopolice chief (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 10, 2022

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 February 2022 23:44 (four years ago)

Don Jr. probably planned to sell the purloined papers later on.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 10 February 2022 23:50 (four years ago)

Don Jr. flushed the papers and told everybody it was his stash.

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 10 February 2022 23:58 (four years ago)


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