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valentine's special is insanely uncomfortable and hostile from scene to scene, as it should be

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link

The Hei Ranch for this year's special seems perfect in this age of massive pickup trucks and faux salt-of-the-earth.

The 9th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special is less than a month away!
tickets are now available! at https://t.co/Y8afSel6yW
current annual subscribers are all set and don't need to buy a ticket! pic.twitter.com/UALfM4qrM2

— Tim Heidecker (@timheidecker) March 2, 2022

deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:00 (two years ago) link

not On Cinema, but a "Drop Concert" streaming ~live~ rn - DJ Douggpound and Vic Berger jamming on samples and video etc, Tim on electric organ

bad luck banging, or Lorna Doone (sic), Sunday, 13 March 2022 05:37 (two years ago) link

Lmao yes

JUST ANNOUNCED: Dilbert's own Scott Adams will be joining us on Oscar Night down at the #HeiRanch pic.twitter.com/OaxiIc1Pa0

— Tim Heidecker (@timheidecker) March 22, 2022

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 05:13 (two years ago) link

holy smokes

aegis philbin (crüt), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 19:50 (two years ago) link

i wonder if its gonna be a "james dean" situation?

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 19:52 (two years ago) link

either that or a mike huckabee situation

actual scott adams seems about as lucid as "james dean" tbrr

aegis philbin (crüt), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link

well they're both going through divorces right now

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 20:56 (two years ago) link

Behind the scenes of the bizarro ‘On Cinema Oscar Special’

“My character is in self-imposed isolation from reality,” Turkington says, “and Tim’s is a psycho. He’s just a bad guy, and people are happy when they escape his clutches. Tim also doesn't know anything about movies, but he knows that I’m full of shit. Though he does believe that I have some movie knowledge that is helpful to the show. I just think that, unfortunately — like a lot of relationships — we don’t like each other, but we need each other.”

beepy fridges (sic), Friday, 25 March 2022 05:31 (two years ago) link

i got the oscar fever

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 March 2022 17:14 (two years ago) link

Hope the stream works okay this time because I’m really excited for this

frogbs, Sunday, 27 March 2022 19:20 (two years ago) link

is there a way to watch live? i've never caught one at the time it happened, but it seems like it'll probably be on the HEI network?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 March 2022 19:25 (two years ago) link

Yes, it’s streamable on heinetwork.tv assuming no technical difficulties

aegis philbin (crüt), Sunday, 27 March 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link

nice! i am planning my evening around it

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 March 2022 21:51 (two years ago) link

btw i'm STILL back on on cinema circa The Trial, so i have no idea what has happened with Gregg and everyone else since. but i assume they're all getting along just fine and that tim's relationships are very normal

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 March 2022 21:58 (two years ago) link

I don't understand. Single ticket cost $12 but "$10 for monthly subscribers". Oh OK, where's the monthly package? Only thing available is a $55 annual membership package that says the oscar special is free to stream and replay (so explicitly not $10). Is the monthly package just not an option?

Evan, Sunday, 27 March 2022 22:13 (two years ago) link

which movie is gregg going to pick for best picture tonight

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 March 2022 22:56 (two years ago) link

all i know is, this is going to be explosive

the tinders are hot tonight, and we haven't even gotten started

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 March 2022 23:04 (two years ago) link

i have to believe that the hobbit is in the running, along with bond

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 March 2022 23:05 (two years ago) link

The article quoted above implies or shouldn’t expect deaths or anything this time around

Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 27 March 2022 23:19 (two years ago) link

what about dismemberment or at least grievous bodily harm

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 March 2022 23:24 (two years ago) link

stream is already lagging like crazy :(

aegis philbin (crüt), Sunday, 27 March 2022 23:46 (two years ago) link

yeah might have to watch this tomorrow lol

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 28 March 2022 00:06 (two years ago) link

i do hope it'll stabilize eventually but that opening was something else

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 28 March 2022 00:09 (two years ago) link

Just hopped on, it’s incredibly laggy, I gather something horrible has already happened to Mark

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 00:10 (two years ago) link

honestly the lag might make it better lol

aegis philbin (crüt), Monday, 28 March 2022 00:11 (two years ago) link

This happened for the last Oscar special, the season finale, and the Valentines special, you’d think they’d have a handle on this

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 00:13 (two years ago) link

Well he’s already drinking so that’s a good sign

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 00:16 (two years ago) link

they replaced it with a youtube stream and it's working much better

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 28 March 2022 00:24 (two years ago) link

Anyone watching hit refresh they moved the stream to YouTube and it’s working fine now

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 00:24 (two years ago) link

Alright all my frustration with this went away as soon as Scooby Doo walked on

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 00:27 (two years ago) link

thank you!

aegis philbin (crüt), Monday, 28 March 2022 00:28 (two years ago) link

i'm losing my goddamn mind every time scooby doo and the mgm lion walk into the frame

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 28 March 2022 00:28 (two years ago) link

Lol Gregg already got Tim to break

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 00:31 (two years ago) link

Appears to be an unlisted stream for those interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kavE5sZXBUo

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 00:33 (two years ago) link

the trivia sections are always so good. i can picture irl gregg turkington savoring "Star Wars is for 12 year olds" –George Lucas

aegis philbin (crüt), Monday, 28 March 2022 00:38 (two years ago) link

lmao all the trivia is so good

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 00:38 (two years ago) link

Are Scooby Doo and the lion going to be there the whole time? I can’t even pay attention I can’t stop laughing at this

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 00:45 (two years ago) link

Something horrible is gonna happen to one of them is my prediction

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 00:46 (two years ago) link

go talk to scooby-doo!

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 28 March 2022 00:49 (two years ago) link

god this one has been a total disaster from the jump, no competency whatsoever, what a blessing

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 28 March 2022 00:52 (two years ago) link

There’s also a thing called a prequel which, I did a masterclass on what that is

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 00:58 (two years ago) link

"they call me the patch adams of movies"

"who does"

"the film buff community"

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 28 March 2022 01:02 (two years ago) link

Real Chekovs Gun feeling to this golf cart

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 01:14 (two years ago) link

This is how we find out about Nick!??

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 01:26 (two years ago) link

how to do different drum loops

aegis philbin (crüt), Monday, 28 March 2022 01:32 (two years ago) link

“Dekkar: Unauthorized” lmao

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 01:33 (two years ago) link

Wait was that honking truck planned

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 01:39 (two years ago) link

omg scott adams

aegis philbin (crüt), Monday, 28 March 2022 01:40 (two years ago) link

Okay the honking was a bit

frogbs, Monday, 28 March 2022 01:42 (two years ago) link


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