This is a thread for ILXORS IN THEIR 50's

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I think it's more you forget how much of a struggle the next day was, when you were 20, even then.

Mark G, Monday, 14 March 2022 14:36 (three years ago)

three months pass...

just realised i am older than jean luc picard at the END of ST:TNG

(show was '87-'94, stewart was born in '40)

koogs, Saturday, 2 July 2022 15:27 (three years ago)

two months pass...

Hello. Today is the day.

My wife turned 50 two months ago which mentally prepared me. Not another option really. Keep on keepin' on.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 12:59 (two years ago)

Welcome to the suck

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 13:48 (two years ago)

La Dolce Vita

Luna Schlosser, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 14:32 (two years ago)

Being 50+ is awesome. (One piece of semi-heartening news: apparently the surveillance state doesn't quite have me as pinned down as I thought, as I have yet to receive anything from the AARP in the mail. My understanding was that they pretty much sunk their hooks into you on your 50th birthday.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 14:36 (two years ago)

The old boy may be barely breathing.

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 14:37 (two years ago)

The old boy may be barely breathing.

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 14:37 (two years ago)

The old boy may be barely breathing.

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 14:37 (two years ago)

WTF? Sorry. Anywhere in less than a year I will darken the door of this thread no more.

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 14:38 (two years ago)

- Huey Lewis and the Blecchs

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 14:39 (two years ago)

My wife was traumatized by the AARP mailing a couple weeks before her birthday in July but nothing for me so far.

Some chronic pains/conditions aside, I really am feeling very lucky. A lovely spouse, professionally/financially doing well, theoretically wiser.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:26 (two years ago)

It's been a good spot, honestly.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:36 (two years ago)

Welcome to the club! I just ticked past 53 last Friday, one of those indeterminate years but one where it really very much feels like I'm "in my 50s."

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:37 (two years ago)

- Huey Lewis and the Blecchs

It’s hip to be blecch!

Ride On Proserpina (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:39 (two years ago)

I am happy to be Blecch with you

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 17:30 (two years ago)

I only realized I was getting old when I was 38. I still feel uncomfortably 14.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 22:09 (two years ago)

my GF signed me up for AARP last year when we went to Utah so we'd get some kind of travel discounts on our trip to Utah

The magazine features many of my contemporaries: P-Diddy, Matthew McConaughey, Kathleen Hannah, etc.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 22:48 (two years ago)

That was my reaction to my wife's first AARP mailer: do you at least get a museum discount?

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Thursday, 29 September 2022 02:23 (two years ago)

Goddamn right I'm going to take advantage of every senior discount at civic facilities - the nice pool at the Duarte civic center, the golden eagle passports that get you in to all the national parks, etc...

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 29 September 2022 04:55 (two years ago)

35 cent bus/train fares (off hours)!

nickn, Thursday, 29 September 2022 05:52 (two years ago)

two months pass...

First colonoscopy - lots of polyps and I have to do it again in two years. *sigh*

The Bankruptcy of the Planet of the Apes (PBKR), Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:36 (two years ago)

I've had two (I started in my 40s becz of some mild family history), probably due for another one next year. They were OK, the propofol worked as advertised. Tho it is a singular experience to wake up from a nap to some chatty cathy showing you pictures of your innards.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:39 (two years ago)

haven't had that yet.. I'm with a cheap HMO and they just ask me to crap on a piece of wax paper, take a swab, and mail it back to them. It even comes with a little 'biohazard' bag lol

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:40 (two years ago)

My parents are super nervous about any kind of anesthesia, so when my dad had his first colonoscopy he insisted on just getting local anesthetics and staying awake for the whole thing. His description of the ensuing discomfort persuaded me to never ask for that. (And he never did for subsequent ones either.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:43 (two years ago)

I've had two, plus a surgery to remove my secum (?!) and appendix, since the tissue there was too thin to burn the polyp off

sleeve, Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:46 (two years ago)

... and it's time for another, lol. I always think of crut's immortal thread abt barium shakes "if I hear the word I will barf"

sleeve, Thursday, 15 December 2022 22:47 (two years ago)

ten months pass...

it me now.

behold the thump (ledge), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 09:07 (one year ago)

happy birthday!

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 09:56 (one year ago)

hbd and congrats on leveling up

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 10:34 (one year ago)

congratulations with your quarter bicentennial

StanM, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 11:40 (one year ago)

nice one Ledge, I will be here in three weeks time also.

Ste, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 12:00 (one year ago)

I wish all of you well. Hope these years go better for you than they have for me.

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 12:14 (one year ago)

Happy birthday!

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 12:44 (one year ago)

Welcome welcome

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 12:45 (one year ago)

ty all, i've been fortunate to get this far with only minor eyesight degradation so the slow bodily collapse still to look forward to.

behold the thump (ledge), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:08 (one year ago)

Around here, we don't make too many long-range plans.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 15:14 (one year ago)

i just turned...........................................................................................55. i don't even know anymore.

happy birthday, ledge!

40 was the depressing one for me.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 15:19 (one year ago)

i was 35 when i first started posting here. that iz craycray.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 15:19 (one year ago)

Gosh, I would have been 29! That's a long haul when I think of it that way.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 15:46 (one year ago)

tells us about the onion on your belt grandpa--was it really the style? oooh ooh and trucker caps

hb, and stay well olds

i'd meet u where u are, but that place really sucks (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 16:04 (one year ago)

55 too and also (approx) 35 when I first posted. Big up the 55/35 club.

stirmonster, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 16:35 (one year ago)

Welcome to the club, ledge.

I didn't think you were older than me, Scott. I'll be 52 in December and I celebrated my old-ness by giving a career talk to students at the local high school yesterday.

read-only (unperson), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 16:37 (one year ago)

yeah approx 35 for me too. i just think that i started ILB 20 years ago? and that was pretty early on for me.

x-post

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 16:39 (one year ago)

55 too and also (approx) 35 when I first posted. Big up the 55/35 club.

― stirmonster, Wednesday, October 18, 2023 4:35 PM (eight minutes ago)

looks like a club that i am part of as well.

mark e, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 16:44 (one year ago)

I'm 53, and I was a month away from my 31st birthday when I first started posting here.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 16:49 (one year ago)

I guess I was… 24 or 25 when I started posting here? I’m 46 now.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 16:53 (one year ago)

54 next month for me

Happy Bday Ledge!

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 16:58 (one year ago)

jesus, we should start a bluegrass group or something. buncha fogeys.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 16:58 (one year ago)

I started ilxing in um 2004 or 2005, so maybe 33ish? I am now 52.

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 17:12 (one year ago)


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