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lmao

I broke my tailbone

Well that was hard to watch

mark is making everyone break

Tim has broken like six times now but he got Gregg too

everyone dies of dehydration and the ranch floods with shit

"Where you going?"

*Gregg as willy wonka walks behind the set*

"I don't know"

What the fuck is this voice Tim is doing

Oh my god this is amazing

yikes

Well officially crazier than the actual Oscars now

Wait, really?

Genuinely a bit nervous right now

Uhhhhhhhhh……what the fuck!???

tim and the contractor just hit the septic tank. i fell asleep at the beginning, catching up now

the hei ranch looks promising

damn... that ending

oh, bummer! it got cut off, and it won't be available for replay "for a few hours"

i was on the edge of my seat! i'm really hoping the ranch can get the water supply issues worked out

turns out there are bigger problems

i want to know if they found out about will smith + chris rock during the special

Tim's acting in the end was so good, my heart rate was spiking

can't even speculate on who may have been behind this since there are so many candidates

these livestreams are so good at making you believe for a split second that things actually did go horribly wrong

can't even speculate on who may have been behind this since there are so many candidates

i really want it to just be pissed-off locals. i'd be disappointed if it were an in-universe character behind it.

That’s my suspicion, show doesn’t tend to have anyone outcrazy Tim

There were a lot of great gags in this but I don't think anything made me laugh as much as the accent (?) Tim was using for stage banter during the Dekkar set

Felt like he was borrowing from Springsteen on Broadway. Amazing that he could do an album’s worth of songs from all the Best Picture titles.

replay is up in case you wanna see Mark as Spiderman doing the WC Fields voice

i want to know if they found out about will smith + chris rock during the special

tim said something like "we've just gotten word that will smith won best actor" so i'm assuming they knew and just decided to opt out of the already obnoxious "conversation" about the event

"Enjoy the chili. It's very spicy. Honestly, I would recommend you stay away from it."

was dreading the reveal that the chili was made with the contaminated water, glad they didn't go in that direction

my initial thought was that they struck oil, thereby solving a lot of Tim's financial issues

fell asleep toward the end of the stream last night, just catching up on the last thirty minutes

i can't fucking believe tim gifted us with another "oscar medley"

and the other new dekkar song was actually good too!

i got a very late start and went to the beginning of the stream to catch up, and then was taken off guard when the stream suddenly cut-off as the show ended. so i've only seen the first 30-40 minutes or so. i was really enjoying the interview with the guy who owns a lot of HEI points, feel very good about everyone's points getting restored to the same value, as well

i can't wait to use my restored hei points

dekkar is my favorite band

wow!!! what an oscar special!!! what a show!!!!

rewatching the Toni Newman bit again and holy shit it's even more cringey than I remembered

whoaaaa 1:36:00 "does Tim know that you had a relationship with Axiom and Manuel?"

yeah theres a LOT of funny info in there

well the main thing was that chicks and Rock House really don't mix. but I knew that already

i liked learning about tim’s trip to japan

what would he even be doing there!

(we all know)

but yeah what makes Toni's character so great is how real she is, she's one of the few people in Tim's sphere who wasn't struggling/incompetent and just latched onto him for a job. so she's the one who's actually kind of honest about what Tim is really like and how he operates. whenever she's on now it's like going back to The Trial

oh and the bit about Wendy Kirby was really disturbing as well, I guess he really was grooming her as everyone feared, though it was hard to think too much about it since she immediately went into the RJs Shakes making his dick not work

just caught up, great stuff
scooby doo this years man of the match

I’m not sure I totally got what was going on with the person dressed up as “Wendy Kirbys daddy” from the Valentine’s Day special but I loved it

Lol every Oscar Special has at least one bit that makes no sense. Last year it was the Minions mysteriously appearing everywhere

Anyway now that I think about it Toni revealing that she was having an affair with both members of Dekkar but Tim not catching it because he can’t fucking shut up for two seconds is one of the best jokes of the whole thing

A lot of great stuff. Mark calling in as Alfred Hitchcock was my favorite moment. However, I now agree with Gregg and don’t want to see Dekkar ever again.

lol i completely missed the blondie segment during the livestream