Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

this is the most ny timesy millennial tragedy of the day, not that i don't agree

“I didn’t win the election,” he said.

The admission came in a video interview with a panel of historians convened by Julian Zelizer, a Princeton professor.

Trump also said “the election was rigged and lost”.

Baby steps

is anything actually happening to keep him from winning in '24? it's starting to feel like an inevitability?

Our best hope is a massive coronary or a debilitating stroke.

*scribbles in Death Note book*

most people on this board seemed to think his re-election was inevitable too

obviously I'm guilty of being consistently wrong about these things like everyone else here but my feeling right now is that Trump wouldn't even win the primary. for one, so much of his appeal in 2016 was that he was different than everyone else, which obviously isn't true in an age where people the Bushes are a distant memory and Romney is a severe outlier in his own party. for two Trump himself seems more washed every day, dude can't draw a crowd anymore and obviously now he's banned from social media which is how he got here in the first place. of course I can envision a scenario where Elon Musk strongarms Twitter into letting him back on but I feel like Republican voters may want to rally around someone who is just as dishonest and shitty but younger & without the massive amounts of baggage Trump has

You'd think the guy who got impeached for trying to blackmail Zelenskyy wouldn't stand a chance these days, but I doubt the Democrats will be able to weaponize that

Feels like DeSantis is trying to bully his way into the nomination, should be fun when the feathers start flying

"""""""fun"""""""

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2022/04/08/kid-rock-opens-new-tour-with-a-video-message-from-president-trump-lets-make-america-rock-again/

“Hello everyone. I love you all. I know you’re having a great time at the Kid Rock concert tonight. Quite frankly, he’s amazing.

All of you in attendance are the true backbone of our great country. Hardworking, God-fearing, rock and roll patriots.

Bob is truly one of the greatest entertainers of our time. Not the best golfer by any means, his golf came could use a little work, but a great, great entertainer, and that’s why you’re there.

Let’s all continue to love one another, fight for our God-given freedoms, and most of all, let’s make America rock again!

Have a wonderful time tonight. God bless you, and God bless America.”

RIP ROCK MUSIC

Trump always has to get in that little dig to let whomever he's praising know that he's still the best.

Just thinking about the Disney parks boycott and how Trump must be kicking himself for not getting into the amusement park business.

He could go shopping for one here: Abandoned Amusement/Fun Parks

pic.twitter.com/agpXCUGMCK

— wyatt dunkin (@WyattDuncan) April 20, 2022

Trump looks suspiciously thin in this Truth Social post pic.twitter.com/bc1GeGKXUP

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 1, 2022

Photoshop or Lipo?

Chemo? We can hope

He's being consumed by regret.

Hahahahahaha

Posture still weird af.

he had his stomach glued to a golden ass

Trump: We’ve endorsed Dr.Oz. We’ve endorsed JP right? JD Mandell. He’s doing great pic.twitter.com/wkP3KetanL

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 1, 2022

Everything he endorses turns to fake gold

Trump said he took the Samsung with him to the White House in 2017, but “it was taken from me at some point while I was president. I do not have the Samsung in my possession and I do not know its current whereabouts.”

the pornhub phone, no doubt

https://images.app.goo.gl/6SWD8kn5MTV6C6Ch7

Truth Social Delivers...

This is normal… pic.twitter.com/BpU57pVzPj

— The Republican Accountability Project (@AccountableGOP) May 18, 2022

HILLARY QUEENTON

My drag name

If the Democrats are too incompetent not to incorporate a completely deranged, dementia laden sociopath Trump dancing next to the podium at the NRA convention days after 19 kids were murdered into many television ads, I give up. https://t.co/KjFyheMkcI

— Spiro Agnew’s Ghost (@SpiroAgnewGhost) May 28, 2022

Leaning towards dud

otm

you honestly cannot even imagine just how bad and tacky this https://t.co/jxUSbfioxI

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) May 28, 2022

Jesus. I’m expecting to Kirk Hammett to start riffing

...and then for DT to start waxing rhapsodic about taco bowls.

Cue Angus Young

Jesus. I’m expecting to Kirk Hammett to start riffing

He did his little dance at the end

The hogs just go wild when he does that little dance.

Waiting for the Vic Berger remix where the tolling bells are placed with an air horn.

Despite this being word salad, the meaning is clear. He's advocating for national don't say gay laws, and non-recognition of trans identities legally. The WH didn't do it in NOV-DEC 2018, but they will this time. Transphobia is now a central platform to the GOP, unlike 2016-2020. https://t.co/yj0EkPvsUc

— Brynn Tannehill (@BrynnTannehill) May 29, 2022

'teach transgender'

"ok kids, homework tonight is go home and choose some clothes of the opposite gender, come in tomorrow wearing them, and we'll judge who's best..

. <- this spot reserved for a bad joke about Christians and cross dressing

He's a bandit and a heart stressor
Oh, but Jesus was a cross dresser

in case you were wondering, no this isn't real life.

The family of Isaac Hayes has spoken out against former president Donald Trump walking off and dancing to one of the late soul music pioneer’s songs after he read the names of murdered children at the NRA's convention.https://t.co/JzBDluxzdP

— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) May 30, 2022

He’s a complicated man

You shut your mouth!

was it chocolate salty balls?

Isaac Hayes did not write Chocolate Salty Balls.

But it is *his*

he does have custody of the balls

Isn’t Hayes dead? His balls could be anywhere.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/06/13/how-will-trumps-primary-messages-affect-the-midterms/amp

Email from Trump sent three minutes ago. pic.twitter.com/6RNIoSHmNT

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) June 10, 2022

lol, it turned out to be a link to a secret video

New email out from Trump 4 minutes ago pic.twitter.com/syZtruYELd

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) June 10, 2022