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lol there's a new post on the hei news site

The tour that Tim gave in his little cart was so comically short... Like it would have been about as quick to walk.

OC summed up in about 17 seconds

Will Smith just won best actor pic.twitter.com/jmCBmyYTjL

— Dr. Rod Kalifornia (@KingyEngy) March 28, 2022

Hahaha

Tim’s increasing sunburn throughout the special

that whole setup, with watching private therapy sessions on a big monitor with everyone on set watching together, expecting it to exonerate him, while also not even listening to what she was saying...incredible

this show is the master of characters whose very presence is hilarious. Manuel looking concerned, Joe looking bored, LaRue trying to look serious and tough. the mascots in the background. Gregg in everything he does. the Chaplin's Chili guy (Hank?) being on every special despite never really being given anything to do

i'll prove to anybody here tonight what i can do sexually. be happy to do it. anybody here. that's a challenge right now. ...fuck that scooby-doo... anybody

The way that Chaplin’s Chili is progressively diminished as a franchise in each special is one of my favorite small recurring gags. Also adds to the “trapped in hell" atmosphere—despite Tim commenting each year on how gross the chili is, they are always back the next year.

listening to Office Hours today it looks like Mark has Covid and Joe got sick (not Covid), which is why neither appeared. must've been some pretty fast n' furious rewriting taking place

that happened last year too, I think Pastor Lewis was supposed to factor into the plot but the actress was unvaxxed and wouldn't take a Covid test or something

dang, i guess its lucky the whole special didnt get delayed or something

yeah Tim was worried he might've gotten it from Mark. apparently Mark is asymptomatic, he didn't say what Joe has but did say "he'll be fine" so that's good

also apparently there was a huge downpour 12 hours after filming. I wonder what their contingency plan was, or if it was just "fuck it, it's SoCal"?

i almost subscribed to the patreon but i noticed it renews at midnight on april 1 - gotta wait a few hours!

Holy shit what

The Original OGs Denzel Washington & Michael C Matthews Scene from the movie " Hard Lessons " pic.twitter.com/QDsN4FiPCz

— Michael C Matthews (@real_mcm) April 5, 2022

loll he's actually in character for this

https://i.imgur.com/1OIbswy.jpg

full clip, brings me so much joy

Think about how many people had to sign off on this and/or fall for this in order for it to air. King shit by Gregg. pic.twitter.com/UpBARimLUL

— Justin Gaynor (@justingaynor) April 8, 2022

amazing

ok, i was literally browsing shudder the other day, saw that said docuseries was covering the wizard of oz, and thought to myself “i hope they tapped gregg turkington, certified wizard of oz expert”

and they fucking did

lol that is amazing

Wait what is this from?

cursed films 2, on shudder

pic.twitter.com/rFSuK4WLTF

— Staten Island Bryan Ferry (@wyrdtweeter) April 20, 2022

reality is merely a reflection of On Cinema

ha, with a hint of manuel too

Holy shit yeah

also pic.twitter.com/4Q3dYFN4h5

— Eric Notarnicola (@ericnotarnicola) April 20, 2022

https://chud.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/vlcsnap-2012-06-27-12h47m35s138.png

i'm like an empty bottle, drained of everything left in my mind

If you don't know this guy, Dr. San, he's the most wanted man in America. He's fooled me, and he fooled our audience. He's wanted by us. My wife, my soon-to-be-wife, is been working, as a secret agent, almost.

Elon, here is all the evidence you need of Tim's exceptional ability. You must hire him to defend you against the false allegations that you offered a flight attendant a pony to give you a happy ending on your rocketship. pic.twitter.com/0rv2huqPTo

— Rex Crapman (@Kurt_Loader) May 21, 2022

1:45 Intro, A crazy coupla years
3:55 Relationship origin, Ken Collins connection/body hair
6:17 Opening for Ken, Babe Ruth moment
7:12 Quad Core read
7:57 Making Sense of It
9:39 Henry Deaver: The Life Molecule and Masculinity In Decline
11:50 New Rulebook, We're not in Kansas anymore
15:06 From Cavemen to People Working and Computers
16:09 Research, Evidence, Breaking New Ground and Backlash
18:41 The Sea Change in Power Structure, Lever Pullers vs The Average Joe
22:21 The Origins of the Now Circle Loop, go back further to return
23:39 Dr. Mark Prance and the importance of crab salts
27:45 Montana fly fishing eagle story, (animals in the food chain)
31:50 Our disconnection from nature, porn, new kid brain scan
33:23 The Censorship of Ideas in Social Media
36:00 Where do we go?
36:48 Artoush Sybian e-mail chain, The Good Fight with Joanne Pacman
38:25 The Silver Lining, finding a way out with psychedelics
40:00 Is that where God comes from? The Atheist Paradox
41:19 The Devil Horn find. Religious Structures and money.
43:50 Success and pattern study, the sleep connection and dreams
47:06 BigBlinds dot com read
48:01 Cosby's run and the lessons of Theo Huxtable
50:58 Society changed Bill stayed the same
51:57 Kyle Maxim's 250 million views, Merrill Lynch walkout
57:25 Elvis Presley link
58:10 Kyle Maxim camping trip tease
58:45 Brain absorption
1:00:40 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson nutrient conversation
1:02:39 No one knows the answer, Power and Fear
1:04:55 The Rock's big transformation and societal restructuring

OCATC-adjacent:

NPR's Scott Simon talks to Tim Heidecker about his music, his new sentimental album "High School," and about his sometimes crass comedy.

Funny and talented @timheidecker on his new album HIGH SCHOOL: "I think I was lucky to grow up in a happy household but certainly had friends that had lots of dysfunction at home...And some of them made it and are doing great. And some of them didn't."https://t.co/8TuqjsXijV

— Scott Simon (@nprscottsimon) July 9, 2022

Deck of Cards is live 🃏!!!

Oh god this is so good

oh god the honking during the car montage killed me

that released so much dopamine into my brain that I think I'm gonna go puke now

Can I get a head start to hell so I can kill Bin Laden one more time?

i have, would rather head to my own country, and help my own country, my own fellow americans, instead of giving money to countries that don't pay their fair share

it was tough to tell from the film itself because the overall production values were high and consistent, but apparently there was some trouble behind the scenes during making of Deck of Cards

Well @timheidecker lied, he promised when he took over “Deck of Cards 1”it would be 105 minutes, which was one of the stipulations to give him the footage, plus I wanted to avoid another Tantrum which happened anyway

— Creator of Ruined Deck of Cards 1 (@greggturkington) September 2, 2022

Also I love how Gregg’s makeup changes between the opening minutes (which was made a year or so ago) to the rest of the movie. And how Joe Estevez is missing from the rest of the movie.

this is a masterpiece

Expertly moderated by the King of Hearts Joe Estevez, Deck of Cards: What Went Wrong is the much-awaited debate between HEI Network President Tim Heidecker and original Deck of Cards writer and director Gregg Turkington..

Now streaming: https://t.co/vOYHeQTvBK pic.twitter.com/hPCrpWr4lB

— On Cinema at the Cinema (@OCATCOfficial) October 12, 2022

great to see Joe back, was worried about him for a minute. him constantly going "well well well now...ha ha...okay" was the best part about this

its weird to see them keep referring to Decker as Dennicker without really acknowledging why they had to change the name. just say the Delgados got it, okay? kind of a bummer because "Decker of Cards" would've worked so well

Tim looks incredibly thin. does he have some kind of upcoming role that requires him to be super skinny? maybe his feeding tube was removed

Season 13 starts 10/26, get hyped

Very excited for OC to make the jump into being a morning show:

https://www.vulture.com/2022/10/tim-heidecker-gregg-turkington-on-cinema-season-13.html

“Say goodbye On Cinema At the Cinema, and say hello On Cinema And More In The Morning.” This morning show will be “geared towards a wide range of entertainment news,” with movie expertise “kept to a minimum.”

Tim looks uncannily like both Eric and Don Trump Jr. mushed together.

"So now the burden of being married to the witch Tony Newman has been lifted though I do and always love her as I also do for his son Matt who betrayed me in many ways."

first episode up for free

Tim's creepiness toward literally any woman on camera is kinda hard to watch

Tim looks so weird now, emphasizing the uneasiness.

idk after watching that i feel happier, healthier, and heier than ever

its gotta be an On Cinema bit

Queen of hearts I feel like a superhero in this outfit, I'm looking forward to playing new roles in future films channeling this energy. pic.twitter.com/vKCp41fywd

— Tara Reid (@TaraReid) October 30, 2022

Tim looks great, fresh

ha i saw that picture on twitter and immediately thought "deck of cards"