Real love -- I'm, like, searchin' for that Queer Love -- LGBTQIA+ Love // A Thread for the Real Ones

good morning!

Mornin' sunshine!
What's on the platter?

I'm vegetarian tonight.

sexually or culinarily?

Lady Bracknell : Well, both, if necessary, I presume!

So, I’m in one of the only two gay bars in Marbella (southern coast of Spain) right now, and the thing here is that high heeled shoes are passed around, everyone tries them on, and then they take their turn swishing down what passes for a catwalk. Pleased to report that my boy got the loudest applause of the night. We make our own entertainment.

The bar is filling up because at 4am they close the doors, bring out the ashtrays, and everyone can smoke indoors.

We will be back tomorrow for drag queen bingo.

omgggggg jealous

Oh I forgot to mention the seventy something naked woman who did her catwalk turn clutching a large stuffed teddy bear.

stop

jealz to the max

Just ended a fabulous evening with j0rdan.

yesss. what did y'all do?

we went to a sports bar so i could watch basketball while we talked about madonna

...and Mariah Carey. And my terrible non-date last week.

ok well that sounds ideal (sorry for the delay how the hell do three days go by?!)

you know i saw Madonna's Mme X tour
she could still put on a show, i just wonder if it isn't time for her to maybe think about doing something else

we had dinner with Stevie last night!! and then he came back to our place and we plied him with amaro and we talked about sheryl crow and natalie merchant and celine dion and it was just a total delight <3

Amaro! Sheryl Crow! Sounds like my kind of night.

sounds like a blast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHxbxAQSQMM

uhhhhhh i had no idea wallace shawn was in a chaka khan video lol

he's in everything!
also I'm pretty sure I've had that night before lol so fun xp ❤️

wassup docs
it's eighty goddamn degrees here today
too soon yo

lovely haiku

it's only about 70 here. we've had some random bursts of heat over the past few weeks though.

next week i will be in seattle, where it's gonna be 50 and rainy no doubt. i forget, are any of y'all based there? would love recs on things and places to do/see/eat/drink there!

Wish I had more Recs than go to PONY and the gay Karaoke bar on Cap Hill, and also you simply must visit the main public library, it is everything a public library should be imho

85 degrees already

omg I've always wanted to go to Seattle

i used to love working in the library in college. I would sit in the stacks in the basement, or the art stacks which were the super cool ones. but I had no place there TBH

I miss my college library all the time.

The cops caught the arsonist of the queer bar in Bushwick. Scary story of what happened.

Not gonna lie, my queer friends, but I really am getting a lot more worried about some things, like whether my marriage will be recognized in a few years.

wait i didn't hear about the bar. deets? how did i miss that. was reading an article about a gay couple last night just filed a precedent setting suit RE being denied infertility coverage for IVF. glad for the action.

so just now i'm served an ad on facebook for customized wrestling singlets that's just an image of hairy pecs bulging out of spandex (the co is t4ked0wn sp0rtswe4r, in case you want to google it and have the ads follow you around everywhere). and i notice that it has likes and loves. so i click on the loves because i have a premonition. about ten gentlemen come up, and i open each in a new tab, and am beguiled by ten miniature portraits of gay american men.

wrestling fetishists have surprisingly good taste in memes

sorry busy week! how creepy! honestly the sanitary side of wrestling alone counteracts how hot it can be don't you think? u know how many skin infections those guys get? gross.

so I'm going to fire island in Aug and i have to figure out my look. last year was health goth. I'm kind of feeling club kid this year???

HI
wtf is up

hello gays

hiiii!

we spent nearly four hours trying to put up two bookshelves yesterday. stupid drywall!!

Got laid in New Orleans last week with a Napoleon House waiter.

i'm gay. not much else up tbh. hi kate!

Gay meter low thank christ for this thread

There is one (1) gay bar in town and it is a municipal landmark for being the first local gay watering hole

See? They don't need anymore!

wait hoos i thought you were in dc?

shockingly slc will have TWO new gay bars this year!

bringing the total to 5 afaict

one of the new ones is called MILK, they have 9-12$ drinks, a security checkpoint and a $10 cover, feels like a high school gymnasium inside. they called the cops on the taco truck in their parking lot when they were opening. serving us corporate asshole realness 😎

the one that will be opening in the next few months is called CLUB VERSE (???), they do a lot of posts about "community" and so forth even though they are a bar, it looks like they might have a nice rooftop patio, and i think i have an in to dj there.

Remind me where you live, map?

wait hoos i thought you were in dc?

― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, May 1, 2022 3:58 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Not no more, moved to Delaware a year ago and am about half an hour outside Philly by SEPTA

Hoos, let's hang! You and me and Stevie!

Also hi, all. I am still gay.

I inadvisedly spent a lot of money on a rare Dennis Cooper chapbook this weekend, but I'm so anxious/excited that my review of his latest book comes out on Tuesday that I am just allowing myself the indulgence of spending my fee on more of the same author's work.

Remind me where you live, map?

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, May 1, 2022 5:10 PM (fifty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i am in salt lake city

big fan of furikake here iykwim

i remember being baffled and amazed by older gays who had a double entendre ready go to for just about any situation and now i am one praise jesus

i missed this news of your hospitalization table, that suxx sorry to hear :( hope you are getting to read lots of queer ya novels meanwhile
& happy birthday month ivy!

i def wholeheartedly endorse stretching out birthday celebrations as long as you can. mine is in late january and i once threw myself a party in the middle of march ngl :)