tired of things being 'deeply reported' or 'reported out'
that's your fucking job, and you already have 'lede' to separate you from the riffraff
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 May 2022 04:30 (two years ago) link
POP-UP
(esp when something is really not very pop-up)
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 5 May 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link
^^ totally!
also ... the use of the term "gaslighting" to essentially mean "disagree with me" ... that term was actually useful to describe certain abusive behavior. Maybe language will evolve so we will have gaslighting and microgaslighting idk ...
― sarahell, Thursday, 5 May 2022 17:36 (two years ago) link
gaslighting and bicflicking
― sarahell, Thursday, 5 May 2022 17:37 (two years ago) link
bicflicking omg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 May 2022 19:25 (two years ago) link
Sarahell otm
― Johnny Thunderwords (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 May 2022 19:28 (two years ago) link
Pop-up is the new artisanal
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 5 May 2022 20:34 (two years ago) link
"I never thought it would actually happen" from people who spend years trying to do the thing
― nashwan, Friday, 6 May 2022 10:21 (two years ago) link
Deep cuts and bangers.
― Luna Schlosser, Friday, 6 May 2022 10:48 (two years ago) link
what would you call deep cuts instead
― mark s, Friday, 6 May 2022 10:51 (two years ago) link
bop cuts
― middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 May 2022 11:25 (two years ago) link
truly mad deep jams
― middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 May 2022 11:26 (two years ago) link
comedy jam and mutant marmalades― mark s, vrijdag 6 mei 2022 13:05
― mark s, vrijdag 6 mei 2022 13:05
also works for me
#onethread
― middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 May 2022 11:29 (two years ago) link
Pop-upscurities.
― Alba, Friday, 6 May 2022 11:30 (two years ago) link
bobscurities if they're like, bangers
― middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 May 2022 12:19 (two years ago) link
bobscurities your uncle
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 May 2022 13:02 (two years ago) link
You just slip out a track, JackMake a new cut, budYou don't need a bop, RobJust let it be deepPump out a jam, SamYou don't need it to bang, manIt could be off key, GJust let it be deep
― middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 May 2022 13:27 (two years ago) link
I'm just curious but what's left if mama/momma is disallowed? Just mom? Mommy? Idgi
Papa is weird though. Ma'am this is not a prairie. And Poppy can only be used for grandfathers.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 6 May 2022 14:38 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ljtg5vXYQ
― peace, man, Friday, 6 May 2022 15:20 (two years ago) link
My brother got me a "not the mama" shirt for xmas
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 May 2022 15:22 (two years ago) link
Mimmy? I strongly dislike being called mama bc i feel like people who know me well enough to be affectionate toward me should know better.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 6 May 2022 15:32 (two years ago) link
I strongly dislike being called mama bc i feel like people who know me well enough to be affectionate toward me should know better.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, May 6, 2022 8:32 AM (thirteen minutes ago)
lol same. unless it is somehow supposed to be respectful of my age? but i don't think so.
― sarahell, Friday, 6 May 2022 15:47 (two years ago) link
I am totally okay with people referring to themselves as "papa" and "mama" when having conversations with their pets. Like, I have a couple of friends who have a dog named Henry. And "Papa Won't Leave You Henry" never gets old in that context.
― sarahell, Friday, 6 May 2022 15:49 (two years ago) link
I had to blink because I thought this was the Spelling Bee thread for a second.
― Johnny Thunderwords (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 May 2022 16:17 (two years ago) link
Blecchs.
B-L-E-C-C-H-S
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 May 2022 16:22 (two years ago) link
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51o3XguamtL.jpg
― middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 May 2022 16:43 (two years ago) link
oops, #(wr)on(g)ethread
― middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 May 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link
xp Hoos -- I was wondering if I could get your take on an activist-related document in my possession, that maybe I am just reading inaccurately
― sarahell, Friday, 6 May 2022 17:08 (two years ago) link
sarah msg me on fb let's peruse!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 May 2022 17:28 (two years ago) link
msgd u
― sarahell, Friday, 6 May 2022 17:40 (two years ago) link
We're allowed Mammy in Scotland and Ireland.
― Was Hitler a Hobbit? (Tom D.), Friday, 6 May 2022 18:05 (two years ago) link
a friendly wave and a flick of the bic
― brimstead, Friday, 6 May 2022 18:25 (two years ago) link
For years I did not realize "moons over my hammy" at Dennys was a reference to the musical "moons over miami" but even knowing the origin I still hate it
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 May 2022 18:29 (two years ago) link
hahaha, my fav denny's sandwich after they got rid of the (artery clogging) Breakfast Dagwood.
find it awesome that they've kept the name even though less and less people get the reference as time goes on
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 May 2022 19:01 (two years ago) link
Absolutely. Haven’t been in a Denny’s in years but that menu item was always good for a chuckle back in the simpler days
― Josefa, Friday, 6 May 2022 19:12 (two years ago) link
weirdly when I was a kid I thought it was named after the 90s crime TV show, which was current at the time and has nothing to do with the 40s musical.
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 May 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link
Well ofc the musical is ‘Moon Over Miami’ (singular) so the pun is a stretch to begin with which makes it even funnier
― Josefa, Friday, 6 May 2022 19:16 (two years ago) link
Pretty sure the Denny's dish is called Eggs Over My Hammy
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 6 May 2022 19:20 (two years ago) link
Nope it’s Moons
― Josefa, Friday, 6 May 2022 19:23 (two years ago) link
yeah it's Moons. eggs over my hammy would make me throw the plate on the ground in anger
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 May 2022 19:28 (two years ago) link
which tbh is the custom way to say "I am finished eating now" at Denny's
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 May 2022 19:29 (two years ago) link
Parental names are really personal and, in my opinion, that's as it should be.
I don't think I've ever called my mother "mom" or "mommy." For some reason (lost to history) I've always called her "mother."
My biological father has the completely inexplicable nickname "Muggin," given to him by an older sibling, and I don't think I've ever called him anything else.
My children have called me Daddy and Dad and I've become fine with it (though I would also be okay with something unconventional).
What I absolutely DO NOT LOVE is when a teacher or child-care worker or speech therapist or doctor or nurse calls me "Dad." As in, "are you okay with these IEP changes, Dad?" Or, "Dad, can you hold his arm while I give him this shot?" Or, "any questions, Mom and Dad?"
Like, it's literally been 15 years. We have been in hundreds of these meetings and appointments. You could take a half a second to look at the paperwork that is right in front of you on your screen and address me as Puff, or Mr. Puffin, or just use context to indicate that you're speaking to me instead of my wife or child.
― may the florist be with you (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 May 2022 23:19 (two years ago) link
Specifically it’s calling oneself a mama to others, as in “activist. dog lover. mama.” kind of shit as a Twitter bio. A kid calling their parent “mama” is sweet and totally cool with me. And a mother using it when talking to her kid.
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 8 May 2022 00:12 (two years ago) link
I thought it meant a lady who liked to hang around with members of a motorbike club.
― Johnny Thunderwords (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 8 May 2022 00:14 (two years ago) link
I grew up calling my great grandmother “Pete’s grandma” and honestly never really thought much about it and didn’t even realize it was the possessive version of the name and not just a random sound or Finnish word until I was ten. When my wife and I started dating she was like “who the fuck is Pete?” so we had to explain that when my mom was a kid in the 1950s one of her grandmothers had a pet bird named Pete and the other didn’t. My kid called his great grandfather “big boppa” and knows my cousin as “uncle butt-o” and I love all this shit.
― joygoat, Sunday, 8 May 2022 03:17 (two years ago) link
I knew my grandmother as Boze, a family nickname because her dad was Beau and she was his favourite. And my mum is Tommi to her grandkids, another nickname unrelated to her actual name.
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 8 May 2022 04:28 (two years ago) link
re Moons Over My Hammy. At the risk of stating the obvious, the worst part about this menu item is that both "moon" and "ham" are euphemisms for the human butt.
― peace, man, Monday, 9 May 2022 11:34 (two years ago) link
Eatin ass at Denny's
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 May 2022 11:39 (two years ago) link
Lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 May 2022 14:42 (two years ago) link
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal)
It's been done.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 May 2022 14:44 (two years ago) link