Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Oh, I'm not expressing a scintilla of sympathy for her, fuck her

she seems vapid, incurious and self-absorbed, hates her husband, likes being rich, and that's pretty much it. I've never found anything more likeable about her than her husband except that it's not possible to be as unlikeable as her husband.

I mean she doesn't seem to have the desire to inflict horrible things on others so I guess that's a plus

Apparently by many accounts she is a horrible person and perfectly matched to her (check) mate.

She enabled him his entire presidency. Nothing stops her from leaving other than whatever less than favorable prenup she probably has that would require downgrading her lifestyle. Is there any evidence of her being a kind or caring person in any sense? How do we know she's not cruel? She kind of looks cruel.

Focking Christmas

Is there any evidence of her being a kind or caring person in any sense?

Locking away her son in some tower?

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/4/4f/Mother_Knows_Best.png/revision/latest?cb=20150214165256

Goddamit.

she's married to Trump.
she knows who he is.
she stayed married to him.
she's bad.

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-allies-secret-plan-fire-thousands-govt-workers-2024-axios-2022-7?r=US&IR=T

I legit wonder if the rose garden has been fixed from the scorched earth abomination she created there.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mell4htB6U1rcb0d2o1_640.jpg

she's married to Trump.
she knows who he is.
she stayed married to him.
she's bad.

Basically Carmela Soprano's storyline over seven seasons.

Lol

Trump has kept his audience in Arizona waiting for nearly two hours now since Kari Lake wrapped up her warmup speech. He was supposed to start more than a half hour ago. Gonna be a late night.

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 23, 2022

DT pulling an Axl.

Chinese Fascism

Diet Coke Tongue

Got em in a coma

Nobody puts baby in a coma.

Trump was booed at his Arizona rally for his endorsement of a congressional candidate. He seemed taken aback, and asked the crowd, "But you like me, right?"

Really, that's Trump in a nutshell. It would be pathetic if he weren't such an asshole.

He also....prematured onstage?

pic.twitter.com/W1wOibrX5C

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 23, 2022

Levez vos skinny fists comme antennas to heaven

nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands

god what a pathetic fuck

I'll refrain from posting the Rupar vids, but today at the turning point conference, both DJTJ and DT brought up the ramp thing at length.

And Matt Gaetz went off on a tear about "women who look like thumbs" shouldn't worry about abortion, because no one wants to impregnate them.

Every once in a while, you meet someone who would have benefited from getting his ass kicked sometime in adolescence.

After Trump endorsed his opponent at his latest Arizona rally, Republican candidate Ron Watkins, whose website platformed Q, revealed he declined Trump’s endorsement requirements:

1. Invest a million dollars into the campaign.
2. Hire a “specific person” at $10K/mo pic.twitter.com/Kk6CHMIcek

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 24, 2022

classic Trump

grift recognize grift

And Matt Gaetz went off on a tear about "women who look like thumbs" shouldn't worry about abortion, because no one wants to impregnate them.

Every once in a while, you meet someone who would have benefited from getting his ass kicked sometime in adolescence.

Donald Trump is basically the quiet part loud personified.

"Remember I said we're going to save Christmas, Merry Christmas, we saved Merry Christmas didn't we, the department store... said don't buy if they don't have... Merry Christmas, they were... told it's not good...they want to get rid of Christopher Columbus but more importantly Merry Christmas but they say Merry Christmas again don't they, right? Whole different thing..."

Of course it's real.

"whole different thing...we don't say merry christmas columbus...i've never said that, but the MEDIA want you to know i said that folks...christmas columbus...they wanted me to say it...never did never will again.."

Merry Focking Christmas

Trump's former campaign manager said the ex-president is now surrounded by people trying to take advantage of him

https://www.businessinsider.com/trumps-people-trying-take-advantage-of-him-2022-7

Break out the world's smallest violin.

in a parallel universe, very much like our own but with small differences, the terribleness of donald trump is entirely contained within QVC, where he is the star and rips people off there, in QVC, just in QVC

I mean that's kind of what it felt like until he ran for president? Asshole has show about being asshole, is contained to show about being an asshole and some gaudy properties/brands.

A history of breaking everything he touched.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/07/28/15/60799705-11058449-image-a-2_1659019303480.jpg

That can't be real.

He looks like the Tall Man from Phantasm.

or David Lo Pan

https://decider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/old-people-poltergeist-ii.gif

they're real.. unless his automaton escaped Disneyland:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/07/28/22/60814071-11059559-image-a-6_1659044927029.jpg

"You were not put upon this world to "get it", Mr. Biden!"

So he’s stopped spray-painting himself?

Or doesn't have a White House level makeup team.

"You were right about me"

Oh come on pic.twitter.com/wYwbBVt9mW

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) July 29, 2022

This is next level bleak pic.twitter.com/VzBkpul3Sm

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) July 29, 2022

Research NJ cemetery law, burying a body on your land protects it from all sorts of things. Including seizure and paying taxes

— johnnybonesjones™️ (@jjones4236) July 29, 2022

Trump looks like Jerry Jones if Jerry hadn't been getting facelifts every six months for two decades.