Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

That can't be real.

He looks like the Tall Man from Phantasm.

or David Lo Pan

https://decider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/old-people-poltergeist-ii.gif

they're real.. unless his automaton escaped Disneyland:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/07/28/22/60814071-11059559-image-a-6_1659044927029.jpg

"You were not put upon this world to "get it", Mr. Biden!"

So he’s stopped spray-painting himself?

Or doesn't have a White House level makeup team.

"You were right about me"

Oh come on pic.twitter.com/wYwbBVt9mW

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) July 29, 2022

This is next level bleak pic.twitter.com/VzBkpul3Sm

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) July 29, 2022

Research NJ cemetery law, burying a body on your land protects it from all sorts of things. Including seizure and paying taxes

— johnnybonesjones™️ (@jjones4236) July 29, 2022

Trump looks like Jerry Jones if Jerry hadn't been getting facelifts every six months for two decades.

God, that photo is disturbing.

he still has a way to go before he reaches end-stage al davis

"Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes."

As a tax researcher, I was skeptical of rumors Trump buried his ex-wife in that sad little plot of dirt on his Bedminster, NJ golf course just for tax breaks.

So I checked the NJ tax code & folks...it's a trifecta of tax avoidance. Property, income & sales tax, all eliminated. pic.twitter.com/VDZBlDyuhQ

— Brooke Harrington (@EBHarrington) July 31, 2022

There are many reasons I love living in NJ, but this place is crooked as fuck in a whole lot of ways, large and small. If you read the laws and tax codes carefully enough, you can do just about anything you want here.

Unfortunately it all involves burying someone

I'm reading a history of the USFL by Jeff Pearlman; he includes this letter at the front of the book.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/letter_copy.jpg?w=928

This man was once the President of the United States. I’m not kidding. Seriously - for like four years. I shit you not. pic.twitter.com/FjHgkkM0vy

— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) July 31, 2022

and he will be again, too. Unless (what, though?)

Is that from “Truth”? Is the UI for Truth exactly the same as Twitter? please, tell me the truth

Only 8.22k Retruths?

I wonder why someone on Truth Central would Retruth a Trump Truth. Is there anyone on there who doesn't follow Trump?

Retruth of the Cruel.

After seeing all the photos of them together this weekend this seems very possible to me https://t.co/hZP4GSrc5V

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 1, 2022

<Tik Tok 'Oh no' meme>

this fucker is somehow going to outlive Kissinger.

Trump is 76; Kissinger is 99. The odds are in his favor, yes.

Having the third wife standing on the first wife’s grave and smiling is brazy! pic.twitter.com/VTVBwhkd4h

— church girl (@KiaSpeaks) August 1, 2022

(That's Photoshopped, but I bet we get a real one when her husband dies)

xp - well, yeah, I meant he'll stick around tormenting us with his presence longer than even Kissinger.

he'll stick around tormenting us with his presence Supreme Court longer than even Kissinger.

I bet we get a real one when her husband die

...and on OnlyFans, one of her honoring a favorite activity by peeing on it.

big news, folks -- Trump says he actually completed the wall after all. Our border problems are solved! pic.twitter.com/fFh9ZdIHS0

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 6, 2022

Didn't just complete the wall, he actually added even more wall.

He's got new hair too.

Amber waves of gain.

we need to stop the radical left indoctrination of our children pic.twitter.com/ksfaBHN1kN

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 5, 2022

https://www.axios.com/2022/08/08/trump-toilet-photos-maggie-haberman

Cursed URL

so fresh, so clean

Maggie’s desire for a fresh scoop at any cost has gone too far this time

Fresh scoop...

OK, I'll do it...

Maggie’s desire for a fresh poop at any cost has gone too far this time

:-o

Trump, on his return to Washington, hatched a plan for the “biggest, grandest military parade ever for the Fourth of July”. But the plans went down badly with Trump’s cabinet staff.

“I’d rather swallow acid,” the defense secretary and former Marine Corps general, James Mattis, is reported to have said...

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/aug/08/trump-pentagon-generals-nazis-second-world-war

Kelly got in a decent burn too

“Why can’t you be like the German generals?” Donald Trump asked John Kelly, who was his White House chief of staff at the time, according to a new book. It depicts Trump as deeply frustrated by top military officials, whom he saw as insufficiently loyal. https://t.co/WunFHIU5bZ pic.twitter.com/ZvnqqJDw5B

— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 8, 2022

I'm finding this hard to believe, since the main thing we know about Hitler's generals is that they were big time losers.

Who hated Hitler.

perhaps he just wanted Kelly to wear a monocle and carry a riding crop

Trying to imagine any other major politician in American history getting away with complete disdain for the troops.

Holy shit — the FBI went to Mar-A-Lago with a search warrant! This image is real; Trump posted it on Truth Social.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZrHfURWYAE1Xbz.jpg

I hope they checked the toilets.