The first Rocky movie and the first Rambo movie — First Blood — are radically different from their respective sequels. Maybe just watch those two and then walk away.
(Voted Rambo.)
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 01:40 (two years ago) link
Demolition Man
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 01:57 (two years ago) link
judge dredd
"I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!!!" + funnyman rob schneider! how in the world did that go wrong??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuRQrSzn5FQ
voted rocky. i need to watch first blood again. it is definitely not at all like other rambos
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 03:20 (two years ago) link
Rocky is interesting before watching it I didn’t realize he was illiterate and possibly already punch drunk
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 03:33 (two years ago) link
I would watch Cliffhanger first, then Demolition Man.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 03:35 (two years ago) link
Rocky & Rocky II are strong character pieces, but the rest of them range between messy and dumb with IV, the one I liked the most as a kid, being the one I hate the most as an adult. Skip the ones after II with roman numerals and then pick it back up at Rocky Balboa. (Would also recommend the first Creed film, and Creed II was sorta good.)
Watch First Blood and then pretend they never made anything else.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 03:44 (two years ago) link
I'd also recommend Cop Land, but not until after you've seen some of his schlockier work so you can fully appreciate this late-career rebound.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 03:49 (two years ago) link
xp *the rest of them = the numbered ones, to be clear. Rocky Balboa came so much later that I kind of don't group it with the original series, though it's very much tied into them. It's up there with the first two.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 03:52 (two years ago) link
Cop Land was dope. Saw it in high school
― Toonie Orlando (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 04:16 (two years ago) link
Rocky all day, although both franchises were eventually polluted by rah-rah America jingoism, Rambo's started sooner and was more disgusting and it retroactively tainted the original film.
"Do we get to win this time?", oh fuck offfffff
― Toonie Orlando (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 05:02 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 25 August 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link
I'd think that Cobra and Over the Top are so 'over the top' that they would inspire chuckles in a Road House sense.
― earlnash, Thursday, 25 August 2022 00:39 (two years ago) link
voted for Rambo (1972) and then realized I should have voted for Rocky (1976)
― Dan S, Thursday, 25 August 2022 00:51 (two years ago) link
Rocky is the better franchise inasmuch as they're all at least pretty good (except Rocky V, although I prefer First Blood to any of the Rockys.It took me way too long to recognize how watchable Stallone is. The Cheese Trilogy (Cobra, Over the Top, Tango & Cash) is god tier garbage.Just got a copy of Nighthawks. Can't wait.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 August 2022 01:36 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 26 August 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link
Wow, another decisive victory in the ring for Rocky.. still the champ
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 26 August 2022 00:16 (two years ago) link
It was admittedly unfair for me to cast a vote without having seen the last two entries in either franchise (although I wager the Creed films will land more adroitly than the two 21st Century Rambo entries).
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 August 2022 01:21 (two years ago) link
The most recent (final?) Rambo movie was pretty good.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 26 August 2022 01:31 (two years ago) link