Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

I'm sure he's turned down a third Big Mac from time to time.

a group of women who appear to be nuns are at the Trump rally in Warren, Michigan (Getty) pic.twitter.com/8DhAeB1jxa

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 1, 2022

"Six nuns walk into a Trump rally..."

They were at another recent rally of his too. They can’t be real, they’re probably the female equivalent of the trad cats men who wear capes.

*cath

Six Nuns and 2000 Mules

nones

2000 Mules for Sister Sara (and her 5 friends)

Kind of wish Sister Wendy was still around to do a show about Trump fan art.

How do you solve a problem like the Donald

do you find trump merch in charity shoppes over there these days? i'd kind of like one of those "TRUMP - AT LAST A PRESIDENT WITH BALLS" tshirts

Doin' the Vatican drag

https://www.ncronline.org/news/people/religious-life/record-michigan-nuns-trump-rally-are-not-really-nuns

i for one am shocked

He's a hard habit to break.

being without him takes a lot of getting used to
you learn to live with it

CNN must be shaking in their loafers:

In the lawsuit filed Monday, Trump’s attorneys claim CNN “has sought to use its massive influence — purportedly as a ‘trusted’ news source — to defame the Plaintiff in the minds of its viewers and readers for the purpose of defeating him politically, culminating in CNN claiming credit for ‘(getting) Trump out’ in the 2020 presidential election.”

The former president is seeking $475 million in punitive damages, according to the lawsuit...

Wait'll he finds out CNN is now owned by one of his supporters.

The filing of the suit and the $475 million amount were publicized, therefore it has already accomplished its whole mission. It'll get 1/10th of the attention when it's tossed out.

They can’t be real, they’re probably the female equivalent of the trad cats men who wear capes.

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Trump says pollster told him: “If George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came alive from the dead and formed a President and VP team, you would beat them by 40%.” pic.twitter.com/dlsQvCavdP

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 5, 2022

He said, "Sir . . ."

I knew it before I even listened to the clip. It's one of his "tells."

It's never, "...this is a Wendy's."

beyond parody
"and Abraham ... *Lincoln* ..."

'.. just prior to the plague..' is crucial here

By the way, "RSBN"? Is this the network for people who think Newsmax is staffed by bed wetting liberals?

Right Side Broadcasting Network (RSBN) is a pro-free speech network dedicated to bringing the TRUTH to the American people and the world

Actually founded in 2015, I've never heard of it either

our hero, the man who fucked america in the ass

I swear, we (and I dont just mean ILX I mean reddit and twitter and etc) need to stop giving these pissant media groups and social media platforms any oxygen. If we all stopped listening to/talking about him COMPLETELY, this would wither and dry up and die.

It's been grimly, terrifyingly fascinating to me how, following the election and Jan 6, as Fox News has ever-so-slightly pivoted its lips away from Trump's asshole, channels like OAN, etc, have gained more visibility.

when yr dependent you don't rly care who yr dealer is, u gotta get some more of that trump? kids w hustle always out there lol

is that… dirt https://t.co/Nq9IhGlHQa

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 10, 2022

"servant leadership" is one of those phrases that will turn you into a 2009 reddit atheist without you even realizing it

the carpet looks great but what about how antifa spraypainted blue all over the stripes of our blessed american flag?

this is dirt with curtains on one side, a sparkling clean red rug, and a couple flags we got on discount because they had bright blue stains on them. sir we love you

https://frinkiac.com/video/S04E21/KTiXD8RnSMQOueQArPyrydIJWlY=.gif

She should call four seasons landscaping they do great work

Isn't she gonna rake all those unsightly footprints in the sand? Slacker

Psycho ex-president Trump posts bizarre video vowing revenge. Put him in prison now, this motherfu*ker is dangerous. pic.twitter.com/u3iY4Q44eG

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) October 11, 2022

That can't be real.

I mean, it's a Christopher Walken monologue from a movie, but Trump did post it

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-video-documentary-truth-social-b2199939.html

ha, thought it was Abel Ferrara

You are like a lion, sir, they all said, a lion who is being provoked my jackals in your midst, sir

Remember when a lion could eat everything in its path? Everything, it was beautiful. Then Obama started putting in the restrictions. Gluten-free, they call it. Hard to be a lion when you're gluten-free.

when I think jackal, I think Devon Nunes

He’s more a remora

This really is how Trump sees himself.

It’s weird how we don’t remember who trump is and need him to remind us. With his fury.

His leonine nature.

It's a weird parable for him to glom onto as a political message: his opponents, the jackals, saw his wife & kids disrepecting him, so they thought that they could mess with him too, so he's gotta eat everything in his path to show them who's boss... vote Trump 2024!