This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their forties

Hmm another point in favor of The Diet

I'm still much happier with the person that I am and the relationships and networks I'm part of. Previous decades suggest that this is an upward-trending line overall so I'm psyched for line goes up future decades

yay! For me it's often two steps forward, one step back ... but there is a forward motion. I'm doing the thing right now that is realizing which people in my life I value the most and trying to maintain/build on those relationships and letting go of the ones that are better off as friendly acquaintances. A bunch of it has to do with doing a lot less drinking than I used to, and the associated activities and stupidity that goes with drank. I still have that feeling of being in a prolonged adolescence because I am not married and don't have kids.

wrong age group thread for me personally, but need to ask UK'rs on this thread.
have any of you been offered a colonoscopy on NHS as part of a regular check up thing, as opposed to an investigation for relevant problems ?
i am 54 and have never once been offered such a procedure
in fact, i suspect even if i asked, i would be end of the very long queue due to not having any major relevant issues.

just an update i rescheduled the scope for a monday in december because fuck going to work on mondays in december

Enjoy!

(Not being sarcastic--the prep is painless, the procedure is painless--the drugs make it even somewhat pleasant--day off from work, sense of satisfaction at having done a Good Thing for Health, interesting experience, and later, color pictures of your own rectum!!! What is not to love about a colonoscopy???)

The prep is technically painless but highly distasteful, in quantity. But yeah definitely a good thing for everybody to do. Maybe I won't put off my next one.

quincie otm

They even upped my dose of anesthesia cause I told them I drink and smoke the ganja

as opposed to ... sensimilla?

doc was like "give them the good stuff"

I always say something like, "You can't knock me out, I'm too strong!" to make them step harder on the gas.

At one point mid-procedure I went “oof” and the tech was immediately like “I GIVE U MORE DON’T WORRIES!”

"was that a good oof or a bad oof?"

It didn’t really hurt, I just felt some pressure and doc was like yeah that’s a tight turn right there

xps to mark
no never been advised to have one by a doctor. but then again I've never known anyone in UK go to the docs for a general check up or 'physical' which if I go by us tv is apparently a thing.

oscar - once i hit the big 50 i got summoned for a general MOT : blood pressure, Cholesterol, weight, chat re booze etc.
got summoned back a few weeks later for a discussion re my Cholesterol.

this week i had to have my covid/flu boosters and at the same time they were checking records and asking people for blood pressure/weight measurements for those they had not seen for a while.

but when it comes to the ££ stuff, then yeah, i guess its a case wait until things become visible.

I turned 50 last year, all I got was an invitation to get a flu jab which I took them up on. no other questions or tests.

at least this digression has reminded me to get this winters flu jab so that's something.

Yeah, flu is definitely going around right now - much more than covid.

The c scopy fasting makes it easier to fast at any given time

miralax, dulcolax, apple juice, lacroix, gatorades, bone broths, fentiman's. might get gum later if can stir myself from my fainting couch, without food i am lost *sobs* only slightly kidding

I didn’t think gum was allowed. Don’t swallow it by accident

two day hangovers ...

hope it went okay, map

a camera up the ass - what is life

thanks table, it went fine, clean as a whistle thank god!

the anethesia they used is good shit, which i will "possibly" be getting a separate bill for

worst part of the whole thing, including the prep, was sitting in that godawful waiting room for 45 minutes

The first time they did me, they gave me a small amount of fent, which was extremely surprising. Of course, that was when they found the cancer, so it was probably good that I emerged all groggy from getting dosed with opioids.

i noticed a section on the anesthesia release form with two drugs listed. fentanyl was an option, but the other one was checked, i forget the name of it

probs dilaudid

which is also great, tbh, and is perfect for colonoscopies— shorter duration that morphine, but deeper sedation.

I don't touch opioids in any recreational way despite ample use of most other drugs at some point in my life, but have had to have them for various medical reasons, and I think dilaudid is actually my favorite of them.

IIRC versed is a popular c-scopy benzo.

well it's a good thing i have no intention of ever touching opiates either or i'd be s.o.l.

I guess this is a forties thing to have slept on my elbow in a weird way so I'm on a week of dealing with shoulder/elbow pain and tingling like I've hit my funny bone. Seeing a doctor on Thursday, but it's annoying as fuck and I keep hoping it will get better, but no luck.

maybe its a neck vertebrae issue " Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0) "

Oy, 3 years into my 40s have not been kind from a health perspective. Yeah yeah, pandemic etc. But just came back from my physical with significantly elevated blood pressure and sharply higher lipid panel than I've ever had in the past. Quite a wake-up call

ever since I turned 45 i feel like my body is breaking down in the stupidest and most boring ways possible

i'm not 40 but next time you're due for a colonoscopy see if your doctor is willing to try 'cologuard' instead - it's where you poop into a box and mail it to a lab to be analyzed for cancer, should replace a colonoscopy iirc.

jon, I got a new pillow earlier this year, which resulted in weeks of weird pains as I adjusted. real dumb to live in bodies like this imho

I'm 47 and this year it's felt like my body is playing an endless game of Whac-A-Mole

As we discussed though, with some insurance there is apparently a concern that if the Cologuard results necessitate a colonscopy anyway (like if there's any blood), the colonoscopy may be considered diagnostic and not preventative, and therefore not covered by insurance.

I'm past week three on this wacky diet, it's been fine except for the fomo when meeting a friend at a bar or cafe (where I basically can't have anything). Platelets still going down, but I stopped taking a medication for UC that I've been on for a long time and started taking some papaya leaf extract, so I'm still hoping there will be some change in direction without having to go on stereoids.

I'll be for sure getting the colonoscopy next year or the year after

Hard not to be depressed today for all the carbonara I'm not going to be eating anymore but maybe once a year...

Jumped back on the exercise horse today with a 30-ish minute session on the treadmill where my heart rate was already up into the 140s during the /warm-up/ and reaching 160+ during the staggered periods of running. This ... is gonna be a marathon, in both senses.

Eric, remember to ease into it so you don’t hurt yourself! I went too hard at first on my bicycle when my body was recovered enough after surgery, and kind of fucked up my knee and then had to take it easy for even longer.

In any case I know you’ll be back on V8s and with a low resting heart rate soon.

My resting heart rate is 90-100 regularly, has been for decades. nobody seems to wanna give me beta blockers tho

Yup, I probably actually only "ran" a grand total of 12-14 minutes between resting periods. I'm all too aware that my body's in ticking-time-bomb mode for the near forseen

If I was brutally honest here about what I was doing to my body over the last 3 or 4 years, the answer is "literally everything (except hard drugs) wrong"

I was exercising every day and only drinking in moderation, I was just a good eater :( (who knows if that actually has anything to do with anything)

I know I’m not in my 40s just yet, but I will say that the eating well and exercising regularly was certainly touted by my oncologist as “really helping” in terms of recovery from cancer. Studies show the same— it doesn’t seem to help until it does.