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yeah the baby up in this bitch sticker is classic. i would like to know how this meeting came about. there is a very heavy sense of instant camaraderie in this photo, and i think it's because we can all imagine the kinship of finding that other person who chose shart or fart and drives around with it every day

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:16 (three years ago)

they look like sisters to me. probably got the plates in tandem.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:20 (three years ago)

obviously heroes

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:21 (three years ago)

representing!

calzino, Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:39 (three years ago)

is the line… your mom?

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:44 (three years ago)

North Cackalacky

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 16 December 2022 18:18 (three years ago)

Hadn’t realized how much I had invested in this result.

Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 18 December 2022 19:03 (three years ago)

[Blocked. Tap to read.]

bit high, bitch (gyac), Sunday, 18 December 2022 19:06 (three years ago)

this thread is mildly amusing but ultimately depressing.

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 December 2022 20:12 (three years ago)

Every time I have typed todays date my inner voice has been reading it as if it was a sound check for a gig.

2 2 - 1 2 - 2 2

… bit more level on the mic

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Thursday, 22 December 2022 23:38 (three years ago)

yeah I just had to type 122222 for some accounting thing... next year all that fun goes away

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 22 December 2022 23:56 (three years ago)

nah still fun -- we get 1-21-23 -- and 12-1-23

sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 04:36 (three years ago)

the usa truly is exceptional after all

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 December 2022 05:35 (three years ago)

next year will be proggier

sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:38 (three years ago)

hahahaha

i'm not sure of the context but i take this as a good sign for next year. i give the year 2022 two thumbs down -- way down. jabbing both thumbs deeeeep into the soil where it gets very cold down. 2023 is going to be better. i fukken guarantee it

the official theme song of 2022 was 311's "down". the theme for 2023 is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI2lTwY0Jx8

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:41 (three years ago)

oh ... the context is that instead of this year's 12-12-22 etc there will be 12-1-23 ... I still, over a decade later, remember WW yelling at me while correcting my rhythm on my ride cymbal when trying to play one of his Luttenbachers compositions

sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:44 (three years ago)

yeah i think on 12-22-23 we're all going to open up a new document, type "ABACAB" and go back to bed

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:46 (three years ago)

re: the DD-MM-YY vs. MM-DD-YY

the latter is much easier to sort in Excel. We really don't care about the day as much as the month, fwiw

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:48 (three years ago)

fuck the month, just give me the season

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:52 (three years ago)

i expect to have a birthday somewhere in Q2

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:52 (three years ago)

same with days. no more days. let's switch to moons

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:53 (three years ago)

Q2 of calendar or fiscal year though? Like my birthday is in Q2 ... but in a July - June fiscal year, otherwise I am Q4 tbh and tbrr

sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:54 (three years ago)

sarahell what is your fiscal year? your personal fiscal year?

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:57 (three years ago)

calendar quarter vs fiscal year quarter is going to supplant left vs right as the foremost ideological confrontation of the age

i vote calendar BUT i also propose calendar reform. i have described my preferred calendar reform many times over the years, at least once a year, so i will hold off on that for now

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:57 (three years ago)

sorry, xp

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:57 (three years ago)

only really good way to write dates is YYYY-MM-DD, the Chinese have this right.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:58 (three years ago)

calendar quarter vs fiscal year quarter is going to supplant left vs right as the foremost ideological confrontation of the age

and not only is the calendar year vs the July-June year (common to a lot of local government and public sector entities because it maps more easily onto an academic year) a thing, but did you know that the US government has an October - September fiscal year? Like, wtf???? Whose fucking year begins in October???

sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:03 (three years ago)

did you know that the US government has an October - September fiscal year?

not only did i know that, but that was my first exposure to FY politics and, to me, that is the true FY

there's a reason i'm on the calendar side these days

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:08 (three years ago)

July through June is much better fyi ...

sarahell, Friday, 23 December 2022 18:19 (three years ago)

the latter is much easier to sort in Excel. We really don't care about the day as much as the month, fwiw

Do you... care about the year?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 23 December 2022 21:06 (three years ago)

there are at least a dozen episodes of midsomer murders more entertaining and fun than either of these 2 movies.

oscar bravo, Sunday, 25 December 2022 14:10 (three years ago)

yep, it's just more noisy garbage!

calzino, Sunday, 25 December 2022 14:29 (three years ago)

i guess a spoiler here, so i'll hide it, but

the evil marine guy was a clone. so, doesn't that take all of the drama out of killing him? why does it matter if he dies? what is the difference between him dying vs a Sony Aibo dying? just go buy another!

non-spoilery: here's what i want to see. give me 5 clones of the evil marine, and they all love spider and want to be the "true father"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 December 2022 17:01 (three years ago)

i'm going to assume that's about the fabelmans.

“Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 December 2022 17:04 (three years ago)

haha, oops, i actually meant to post that on that the real thread! but probably better here

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 December 2022 17:06 (three years ago)

in my experience, "something's gone wrong" is usually related to whatever backend thing someone didn't clear out.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 29 December 2022 19:03 (three years ago)

i keep getting ads for Miralax and I have no trouble clearing my backend

sarahell, Friday, 30 December 2022 17:46 (three years ago)

Fresh milk! No lemonade? No ginger soy sauce?
Use yogurt! Of course not! small! Use MISO and THILI for a better taste!
Select! After the party of course!
Write a message
29-12-2 Of course!022 Of course!
will take place this year
Are you tired after walking? Experiences!
You are not a good friend. It is obvious! Of course I love you, send me!
Experiences! To turn on! what if there is no lemon? No ginger soy sauce?
Use yogurt! Use vinegar! Use MISO and THILI for a better taste!
leave the perfume! After the event!
You are lazy! Experiences! Of course I love you, send me!
milk? No lemonade? No Ravno ginger sauce! article
Use yogurt! Use vinegar! Use MISO and THILI for a better taste!
Select! All the time! This one!
You are lazy! I love you, send me!
Thanks for the poem, it seems clear my friend! Follow-up to the previous article that showed the importance of using and decorating the kitchen. This letter is about finding and enjoying creative new ways of eating, and the poem encourages readers to try new things and enjoy new ways of eating. Experiences!

| (Latham Green), Friday, 30 December 2022 17:55 (three years ago)

Lol the final unction

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 20:52 (three years ago)

That's like a mashup of the Feel Free To Write Poems and Post Them Here thread and the Biryani Carts one xp

The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 20:55 (three years ago)

this might be the most dystopian thing i've ever read

Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 January 2023 20:07 (three years ago)

would hildur

mookieproof, Sunday, 8 January 2023 02:48 (three years ago)

i created a chairman meow best cat name slack channel

sarahell, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 08:38 (three years ago)

historical record: The All Old ILX Board Archive!

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 January 2023 16:53 (three years ago)

look Jeff I'm gutted the Wolves lost tonight too but this is taking it too far

Wyverns and gulls rule my world (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 22:46 (three years ago)

Proximity to Johnny Depp claims another life

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 23:01 (three years ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/vHttvVXS/E48-F3-A73-210-E-4201-8161-1-ED40-E860-D66.jpg

can you still hit dinngers (gyac), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 19:09 (three years ago)

And there's so much booze to drink up everywhere you turn
Liver Collins paid for's on the way

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Friday, 20 January 2023 16:17 (three years ago)

we should just call this thread "things"

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 23 January 2023 19:46 (three years ago)

I think part of the reason why people don’t really take celiac disease seriously is because “celiac” sounds like another name for celery root, “cream of celiac soup”, etc. If people wanted to take the affliction seriously they’d call it Deathwheat Disease or something

french testicle (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 01:00 (three years ago)


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